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Heres a collection of the [[OOC]] writings from the bioshock plz account crew. WARNING: Contains more innuendo then you cane point and laugh at!

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Closet Case:
[[Of course I'm gay!]]
[[o__o thanks fer tellin us..]]
[[... sorry.]]
[[ You denied it ]]
[[*conscientiously shuts the closet door behind Jack*]]
[[Shit, my retreat has been cut off.]]
[[*attempts to re-enter the closet*]]
[[It was about time, anyway.]]
[[*fretfully* About time?]]

EPIC?:
[[THAT WAS MORE EPIC THAN THE MOST EPIC EPICNESS IN EPICDOM.]]

Caught with your pants(try) down?
[[Yeah, Ray can tell you about his pants -- uh, pantry.]]
[[Pants! 8D]]

Toilet humor:
[[Careful. This ain't a T-Rex, their vision ain't based on movement. Everybody scatter.]]
[[*hides in the portaloo, which is clearly a great defence against huge hungry dinosaurs, yep"]]

Beans beans the musical fruit~:
[[So they opened a can of beans. But the beans started to squeak, "Hey we're trying to sleep!"]]

Mince-ing words:
[[Hey Jack, would you kindly chomp some delicious meat?]]
[[SO DO I OMG.]]
[[DAMN IT, CULLY, WE WERE HAVING A MOMENT.]]
[[HEY, I'M JUST TRYING TO ADD TO THE EXPERIENCE.]]
[[*resists* No... no chomping... bad... verb choice...]]
[[Choke down?]]
[[*officially dying of giggles*]]
[[Oh God... that's only slightly better...]]
[[*whistles appreciatively at the mental picture* Remember, breathe through your nose, Jack.]]
[[*officially passes out*]]

No meat and two veg?
[[Feed... feed me vegetables and stir-fry and shit, Frank. NOT MEAT.]]
[[Will tofu work?]]
[[You want his vegetables but not his meat? You really /are/ kinky.]]

Sploodge:
* Fontaineplz goes esplodey.
* jack-plz gathers up the smithereens and pats them back into shape.
[[That's a lotta meat, Fonty bby.]]
[[I aim to please, Jack bby.]]

All aboooard!:
[[OKAY ACTUALLY GONE NOW. Someone else will have to question Wilkins about his morning sickness.]]
[[I was away longer than I meant to be, but it was worth it to come back to that line.]]
[[XD welcome to loony-land city centre...]]
[[My favourite destination!]]

Asking the impossible:
[[...Jack, would you kindly sneeze with your eyes open?]]
[[*melts* Yes bby.]]
[[Just wanna see if it's possible.]]
[[THAT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.]]

How many ways Can you take this?: (oh god, THATs an innuendo Too)
[[Lucky I'm tall enough to bend you over the piano.]]

Braaaaains?:
[[Braintwins, Jack?]]
[[ Both of you are AWESOME ]]
[[Butbutbut I thought we were braintwins. ;_;]]

A Case of identity crisis:
[[I am Chuck Norris!]]
[[HUGH JACKMAN, AWAY!]]

Modesty:
[[IT ISN'T LONG OR AWESOME]]

Nii-dless to say:
[[NI!]]
[[NI!]]
[[*rears back, startled* No, not the Knights who say Ni!]]
[[ NI!!!]]
[[NOOOO!!]]
[[NNNNNI!]]
[[NOO!]]
[[ NI!!!!]]
[[NI!!!!]]
[[NOO!]]
[[NI!!!!]]
[[NI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
[[........................ni.]]
[[NIIIII!!!!!!!!!!]]
[[NOO!]]
[[ YES!]]
[[I can feel your enthusiasm, Wilkes. xD]]

After hours:
[[ON THE MOTHAFUCKIN BOAT]]
[[LIKE A BOSS]]
[[HIT ON DEBORAH]]
[[GET REJECTED]]
[[SWALLOW SADNESS]]
[[SEND SOME FAXES]]
[[CALL A SEX LINE]]
[[CRY DEEPLY]]
[[DEMAND A REFUND]]
[[EAT A BAGEL]]
[[Wait... oh shit.]]

BALLS:
[[I'm disturbed by the implications of this ping pong ball.]]

On the train again:
[[dirty train of thought, first stop innuendo city, town centre XD]]
[[All aboard! *train whistle*]]

Right on schedule:
[[ding ding! everybody off, innuendo city centre!]]

CR*P?:
poopde]
[[poopde?]]
[[poopde?]]
[[poop.de? German site about poop?]]

Loose connection:
[[ XD *** You have been disconnected *[undefined] should be *** You have been disconnected *[Your internets a twat.] ]]

Sideways?:
[[How does one jog sideways down stairs?]]
[[jog sideways? XD]]

Hoppin mad:
[[HOSHIT A KANGAROO GET IN THE VAN]]

He admitted it!:
[[Never say never.]]
[[WE'RE STOOOONED!]]

Description
Heres a collection of the [[OOC]] writings from the bioshock plz account crew. WARNING: Contains more innuendo then you cane point and laugh at!

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Closet Case:
[[Of course I'm gay!]]
[[o__o thanks fer tellin us..]]
[[... sorry.]]
[[ You denied it ]]
[[*conscientiously shuts the closet door behind Jack*]]
[[Shit, my retreat has been cut off.]]
[[*attempts to re-enter the closet*]]
[[It was about time, anyway.]]
[[*fretfully* About time?]]

EPIC?:
[[THAT WAS MORE EPIC THAN THE MOST EPIC EPICNESS IN EPICDOM.]]

Caught with your pants(try) down?
[[Yeah, Ray can tell you about his pants -- uh, pantry.]]
[[Pants! 8D]]

Toilet humor:
[[Careful. This ain't a T-Rex, their vision ain't based on movement. Everybody scatter.]]
[[*hides in the portaloo, which is clearly a great defence against huge hungry dinosaurs, yep"]]

Beans beans the musical fruit~:
[[So they opened a can of beans. But the beans started to squeak, "Hey we're trying to sleep!"]]

Mince-ing words:
[[Hey Jack, would you kindly chomp some delicious meat?]]
[[SO DO I OMG.]]
[[DAMN IT, CULLY, WE WERE HAVING A MOMENT.]]
[[HEY, I'M JUST TRYING TO ADD TO THE EXPERIENCE.]]
[[*resists* No... no chomping... bad... verb choice...]]
[[Choke down?]]
[[*officially dying of giggles*]]
[[Oh God... that's only slightly better...]]
[[*whistles appreciatively at the mental picture* Remember, breathe through your nose, Jack.]]
[[*officially passes out*]]

No meat and two veg?
[[Feed... feed me vegetables and stir-fry and shit, Frank. NOT MEAT.]]
[[Will tofu work?]]
[[You want his vegetables but not his meat? You really /are/ kinky.]]

Sploodge:
* Fontaineplz goes esplodey.
* jack-plz gathers up the smithereens and pats them back into shape.
[[That's a lotta meat, Fonty bby.]]
[[I aim to please, Jack bby.]]

All aboooard!:
[[OKAY ACTUALLY GONE NOW. Someone else will have to question Wilkins about his morning sickness.]]
[[I was away longer than I meant to be, but it was worth it to come back to that line.]]
[[XD welcome to loony-land city centre...]]
[[My favourite destination!]]

Asking the impossible:
[[...Jack, would you kindly sneeze with your eyes open?]]
[[*melts* Yes bby.]]
[[Just wanna see if it's possible.]]
[[THAT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.]]

How many ways Can you take this?: (oh god, THATs an innuendo Too)
[[Lucky I'm tall enough to bend you over the piano.]]

Braaaaains?:
[[Braintwins, Jack?]]
[[ Both of you are AWESOME ]]
[[Butbutbut I thought we were braintwins. ;_;]]

A Case of identity crisis:
[[I am Chuck Norris!]]
[[HUGH JACKMAN, AWAY!]]

Modesty:
[[IT ISN'T LONG OR AWESOME]]

Nii-dless to say:
[[NI!]]
[[NI!]]
[[*rears back, startled* No, not the Knights who say Ni!]]
[[ NI!!!]]
[[NOOOO!!]]
[[NNNNNI!]]
[[NOO!]]
[[ NI!!!!]]
[[NI!!!!]]
[[NOO!]]
[[NI!!!!]]
[[NI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
[[........................ni.]]
[[NIIIII!!!!!!!!!!]]
[[NOO!]]
[[ YES!]]
[[I can feel your enthusiasm, Wilkes. xD]]

After hours:
[[ON THE MOTHAFUCKIN BOAT]]
[[LIKE A BOSS]]
[[HIT ON DEBORAH]]
[[GET REJECTED]]
[[SWALLOW SADNESS]]
[[SEND SOME FAXES]]
[[CALL A SEX LINE]]
[[CRY DEEPLY]]
[[DEMAND A REFUND]]
[[EAT A BAGEL]]
[[Wait... oh shit.]]

BALLS:
[[I'm disturbed by the implications of this ping pong ball.]]

On the train again:
[[dirty train of thought, first stop innuendo city, town centre XD]]
[[All aboard! *train whistle*]]

Right on schedule:
[[ding ding! everybody off, innuendo city centre!]]

CR*P?:
poopde]
[[poopde?]]
[[poopde?]]
[[poop.de? German site about poop?]]

Loose connection:
[[ XD *** You have been disconnected *[undefined] should be *** You have been disconnected *[Your internets a twat.] ]]

Sideways?:
[[How does one jog sideways down stairs?]]
[[jog sideways? XD]]

Hoppin mad:
[[HOSHIT A KANGAROO GET IN THE VAN]]

He admitted it!:
[[Never say never.]]
[[WE'RE STOOOONED!]]