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Published: 2010-04-10 04:36:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 607; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 5
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Description "Unhand me, vile giant!"

Took these photos with my brother's camera, which is amazing... but my photography skills are not. Sorry about that.

I really don't like the colors I used for this- but I only realized today that my brown colored pencils are all a variation of baby crap color.

Done with colored pencils, a pen, and a heck load of cutting.

Junus (c) to *phantomdeus
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TwinkSatan [2010-04-12 01:53:31 +0000 UTC]

ohhh my word xD how adorable! I want a tiny junus.... .A.

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sanely-insane [2010-04-10 21:06:09 +0000 UTC]

That face!

Aww, I wanna put him in my empty hamster cage...have a pet Junus.

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wuzup3 [2010-04-10 16:30:48 +0000 UTC]

Hee. Funny.

I love the line 'Vile Giant'

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Wondering-Antagonist [2010-04-10 14:02:57 +0000 UTC]

Haha his chibi raeg is so adorable! XD
I love how his hands are all like 'grrr'

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spiremint [2010-04-10 06:10:02 +0000 UTC]

This reminds me that paper children are always something I've wanted to do for a while...but then it gets pushed to the backburner and forgotten. :U

I like coming late to look at your deviations because the conversations between you and Star get horrendously hilarious~

especially at 2am

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phantomeus In reply to spiremint [2010-04-10 06:23:13 +0000 UTC]

OH GODS. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO READ THOSE. STAR AND I PRODUCE CRACK IF LEFT TOO LONG IN THE INTERNET SUN.

You know, I've always thought about doing paper children too. Not really seriously enough to be like "I'm going to do it TOMORROW." or any such thing. More like, "Huh. I like those. I should do some sometime." And I have honestly no idea what inspired me. I think I just needed to unwind and relax- and btw if you're still thinking about doing them, they are AMAZING for just relaxing drawings.

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spiremint In reply to phantomeus [2010-04-10 06:33:50 +0000 UTC]

OOP TOO LATE

Hmm. I did accidentally fall asleep at 6pm, then woke up at midnight, so I haven't been able to fall back asleep since. Paper children sound really good right about now. I do have everything I need right here in my room...

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phantomeus In reply to spiremint [2010-04-10 06:47:50 +0000 UTC]

DOOOOOO IT. I can just see Egret being held upsidedown by his peg leg.

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spiremint In reply to phantomeus [2010-04-10 06:55:22 +0000 UTC]

XD I'll draw him like that just for you <3

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phantomeus In reply to spiremint [2010-04-10 06:56:47 +0000 UTC]

Eeeeee!!!! That pleases me to no end!

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Star-Seal [2010-04-10 04:49:26 +0000 UTC]

Once again, very strong sense of pose and dynamic, and somehow the clothes really look just like they're all getting tugged upwards.
Gosh, poor Junus. So indigant.
I want to put him in a shoebox with a grumpy shrew and it'll be like GLADIATORRRRRZ.

You should put a little tack right at the top of his cape and hang him on the wall that way. If anyone asks, he was dealing with a really busy gigantic enemy who just hung him up for later.

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phantomeus In reply to Star-Seal [2010-04-10 04:56:37 +0000 UTC]

Whether or not the shrew won, somehow poor little Junus would end up with his little paper shirt all ripped and he'd be covered in little paper cuts. Cause... you know... he's Junus.

I think I'm going to put him in atm with a paper clip.

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Star-Seal In reply to phantomeus [2010-04-10 04:59:44 +0000 UTC]

Oh gosh.
Next time he and Sending are in the same room he should get a papercut off the Psuedovivicide.
Aaaaw, tiny little Junus abs. How quaint. And Li'l Testament.

And we wouldn't let the shrew win. Junus-baiting would be too much fun for him to ever lose.
...

Slarking God. I have the weirdest fascinations.

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phantomeus In reply to Star-Seal [2010-04-10 05:05:01 +0000 UTC]

He should get a papercut

ON TESTAMENT.

Not sure how that would work. Not really thinking straight right now.

And the little abs would be adorable.

Also... I may let the shrew win. I like shrews.

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Star-Seal In reply to phantomeus [2010-04-10 05:07:10 +0000 UTC]

We'd let the shrew think she won.
Because I also like shrews.

And Junus would get a nasty talking to and spritzed with the Colosseum Official Gorram squirt bottle for being a terrible gladiator, and sent to bed with no muffins.

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phantomeus In reply to Star-Seal [2010-04-10 05:10:05 +0000 UTC]

]: Sent to bed with no muffins?? I know I'm mean, but I don't think I could do that much. Can't we just give him a few lashes and kick him a couple times?

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Star-Seal In reply to phantomeus [2010-04-10 05:14:10 +0000 UTC]

Kick him?
Phantom, he's like... smaller than Wincheshire. We could flick him a few times, I suppose.
Hmm... as for laaashes...
Rubber bands are nice and stingy.

HE CAN HAVE MUFFINS WHEN HE WINS HONOR AND GLORY FOR HIS GLORIOUS, HONORABLE SHOEBOX MISTRESSES. But you can sneak him some minimiserymuffins when I'm pretending to knit after dinner.

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phantomeus In reply to Star-Seal [2010-04-10 05:17:45 +0000 UTC]

Fine. I'll make a little person walk over with my index and middle finger and then kick him repeatedly WITH MY FINGER LEGS.

I'll also motivate him with the chance of giving him a rest if he wins. And I'll tell him that you'll make him a pretend scarf with your pretend knitting.

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Star-Seal In reply to phantomeus [2010-04-10 05:21:37 +0000 UTC]

As soon as you said that I made a little finger person run across the computer and kick an imaginary mini-gladiator.
Oh my God.
Laugh out loud.

Yeah, rests are also nice. Especially since the perverse and hoary mind of starseal never rests. He can rest in...
a fedora!

While I don't rest and think of more terrible things to do to tiny people.
Why did you have to tempt me with tiny people?
You know I have a fetish.
Why did you think Kiperland is full of giant monsters?


Actually, I'm knitting pretend lady's evening oven mitts.

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phantomeus In reply to Star-Seal [2010-04-10 05:32:22 +0000 UTC]

Ooooh frick. I might have to make more than just two more. I just imagined a little character made to chill (and look like he/she's chilling) in the brim of my fedora.

Well. It's always been my not-so-secret desire to go to a midget convention and pretend to be Godzilla. You should join me.

And be warned, p.Jesse will pretend steal those pretend knitted pretend lady's evening oven mitts.

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Star-Seal In reply to phantomeus [2010-04-10 05:38:34 +0000 UTC]

Odd, you failed to ever mention you also had a fedora... but then what would I expect from a FEDORA KNIGHT???!?

Gosh, Phantom, that desire is hideous. I'm a little unsettled just now.
And aroused.

Oh, if p.Jesse pretends to come anywhere near my pretend lady's evening oven mitts I'll pretend he's wearing a pretend male chastity belt for the next month and a half.

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phantomeus In reply to Star-Seal [2010-04-10 05:44:36 +0000 UTC]

Yes, I love my fedora. It's wider brimmed and makes me feel like a noir superhero. I think it was dubbed Frodo by one of my friends, but I have yet to choose a name for it myself. [link] !/photo.php?pid=116286&id=1370332420&prev=1&op=8&view=global&subj=1370332420 My unnamed fedora, my Syltherin scarf, and my alto-flute Decimus.

MWAHAHA. I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS NOW. AND MAY SET ABOUT TO MAKE MINIFLUME, MINISENDING, OR PERHAPS MINIFAEL OR MINIPIPER FOR BLACKMAILING PURPOSES.

And p.Jesse is over here pretending to be pretend offended at the thought.

Speaking of my dear, wayward muse. I asked him some interesting questions about sex today.

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Star-Seal In reply to phantomeus [2010-04-10 05:51:19 +0000 UTC]

YER SO PRETTY, PHANTOM. *fangasm*
That link is being a buttbottom and not linking to a specific picture. Boobs.

Well, technically, I already have Miniflume, Minipiper, and Minifael, because they live in Giant country.
But miniSendign just might make me come like a racehorse in joy. And then, die.
When I fist saw Alice turn into that stopmotion little doll, I thought of a little tiny Sending running around March Castle the size of a rat.

And I would LOVE to hear those questions if you would grace me with their repetitions.

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phantomeus In reply to Star-Seal [2010-04-10 06:14:22 +0000 UTC]

Oh Star, I'm not pretty. FILTER EFFECTS ON PHOTOSHOP SURE ARE THOUGH.
And sorry about that, if you reaaaaally want to find the picture, just go to my facebook pictures of me and go to the 'first' section of it. If not, just know that my fedora is bad a and I love it so.

Well, fine. A miniminiflume and company. And I think I'm actually good at making these. I think I may have found a gift that I don't feel guilty about- like I could have done more. We'll see though.

AND ALRIGHT. I would nothing more than to tell you the questions/answers because you're the first person I wanted to tell and such and... just because it... interested me.

Pretty much. I was in the shower. I took three showers, today, btw, and had curious thoughts in each one. This, however, was my shower in the morning. And I started thinking, "You know, we all know that p.Jesse has a heckload of sex. And I know, not sure about anyone else, that even when he forces sex on another person, he does it with an ulterior motive. I don't think he's once had sex without considering the consequences carefully or just because 'he felt like it.' I know he's mentioned finding sex beautiful before... but besides that, I know practically NOTHING about how he feels about sex."

So I set about considering just a few questions, and having them answered.

The first was of: WHY do you find sex beautiful?
His answer: Oh, that's easy. (He said this like everyone should find sex beautiful, and not... gross.) It's because it is the most vulnerable, powerful, pure, and often times twisted the human experience can get. Often those various things at the same time. Also, the term 'sex' categorizes it. It makes something that would normally be considered widespread and vague into something defined. Sex is messy. Disgusting even. Something I would normally shy away from, but because of the way it's treated, it becomes something else. Something orderly. Order is perfection, perfection is beauty.

The second was: You've said once that the missionary position is your favorite, why?
His answer: For several reasons. For one, it is the position most people are familiar with. By using this position, I don't have to 'show my partner the ropes' so to say. With the familiarity, they feel more comfortable, when they're more comfortable, I can pleasure them more effectively. Secondly, although I'm fine with moving on to other positions, the missionary position is often the first position I and any partner start out with for the same reason as mentioned first. There is something untouchable about the first night with a person. Something to be worshipped. And because the missionary style is usually on that first night, by default it also becomes worshipped. And thirdly, I find that most of my partners have heightened pleasure by looking me in the eyes as I make love to them. Missionary style is the easiest for this, a little different when dealing with men, but still easy to flow into.

Last question: What's your favorite place to have sex, and why?
His answer: The shower, without question. Also for several reasons. The first being that the small area makes the action more inimate. The small area also makes it harder for my partner to... ah... interrupt their own pleasure. I can give them everything they want without them questioning what I want. The sound of a shower also muffles out anything but my partner and I- adding to the intimacy. It can also add external heat, which works up my lovers more, I've found. The only downside I've found is that the continual water takes away any natural lubricant. This is usually easily remedied though. And, above all, I like the feeling afterwards the best. Sex, as mentioned before, is messy. I dislike the smell of it on my hands. Being in a shower takes away the disorderly grime.

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Star-Seal In reply to phantomeus [2010-04-10 06:31:41 +0000 UTC]

YOU'RE PRETTY TO ME OKAY SHUT UP.
Maybe you got the idea from my Facerot Cleops cutout? Anyway, wherever it came from, I'm just stoked you're enjoying them, and they're really coming out wonderfully.
And b'aaaw. You honor me.


SEX IS SO GROSS LIKE TOTALLY haha I am so frigid.
I agree; it's the treatment that has made sex so important; so powerful, and so versitile. You can hurt someone with pain, you can pleasure them with good food, but you can seldom do both at the same time to as great a spectrum as with sex.

I really like his reasonings for missionary.

And for the shower. Hahaha I really like that one.

On that note, though. I know we've discussed this, but you regularly describe p.Jesse as a rapist; however that he would not force sex on someone who absolutely isn't tempted to be with him. Can you go into more detail with what his form of rape is, who he uses it on, and how often?

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phantomeus In reply to Star-Seal [2010-04-10 06:46:45 +0000 UTC]

Well, I've thought about doing the paper children for awhile, but it was one of those thoughts that I don't... really ever think I'll do. Maybe it was the Facerot Cleops that finally motivated me- but I never saw it as a cutout.

I guess it kind of surprised me though. His answers... I don't know, I guess I didn't think that P.JESSE would consider sex gross. It was even to the point where he's almost disgusted by it, though still seeing it beautiful. I wasn't expecting that at all. It makes sense. I mean, it has to since I created him and thus his answers, but still.

Alright, so, I'll try to spell this out as clear as I can. I know that I'm more than vague most the time with it, when I really don't mean to be. There are some parts, however, that I won't talk much about- like his goals and what he aims to get out of intercourse of any kind.

p.Jesse has raped before. Raped in the traditional sense too; forcing men or women down and taking them as they're fighting him tooth and nail. THIS is why I consider him a rapist.

HOWEVER, this does not happen often. I think I told you that he would not force sex, but I said that wrong if I did. I also told you that I regretted the way in which I wrote my side of the p.Jesse/Cindal rp, almost to the point where I wish it didn't happen. But I've given it a lot of thought, and I decided that it would happen, he would rape her... and I think the only think I regret now is that I still feel I rushed it and I didn't write near to my best. Anynow, it's not impossible, and is very rare. Like what I said in my last comment, I know that every time he has sex, it is for an ulterior motive. Often times that motive is for a reaction from his partner (or in rape cases, his victim) and for that reaction to become a certain chain reaction. Different kinds of sex gets different kinds of reactions, and the ones he aims for usually requires him to tempt the person into the situation. This applies to several of his murders too (not all though). He tempts the person into committing the things themselves. BUT HOWEVER AGAIN, there are certain cases in which the reaction he aims for with his plans and actions requires violence for rape. These instances are practically unheard of... but not completely unheard of.

So, summary of your questions: He uses violence and force when raping, and it is often uncreative and vulgar in of itself. The only thing creative is his purpose of it. He uses it on people whom he's looking to get a certain chain reaction out of... Aaaaand he rarely uses it... like... ever. Sorry if that's completley rambling.

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Star-Seal In reply to phantomeus [2010-04-10 07:01:33 +0000 UTC]

Intriguing. And again, thank you so much for sharing this with me.
I do love your ideas and p.Jesse's; it amuses me how much I used to think incorrectly about his character.

See, you can tell I like him because of how I treat him in OOK. Just goes to show.

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phantomeus In reply to Star-Seal [2010-04-10 07:04:38 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for being there to be shared with.

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Vae-Halo3 [2010-04-10 04:44:36 +0000 UTC]

... *snicker snicker*.... That face... makes me happy.

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phantomeus In reply to Vae-Halo3 [2010-04-10 04:50:48 +0000 UTC]

Me too. I had a blast doing his expression, and I'd probably like it a lot more if I didn't hate the color job.

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Vae-Halo3 In reply to phantomeus [2010-04-10 04:53:31 +0000 UTC]

D: More dark browns and oranges or even blues in the shadows might help the color... But the facial expression is much stronger.

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phantomeus In reply to Vae-Halo3 [2010-04-10 04:55:27 +0000 UTC]

I was aiming for more dark browns, but I had a limited selection of those toned colored pencils. BUT FEAR YE NOT, I KNOW THIS NOW AND WILL SOON REMEDY IT.

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Vae-Halo3 In reply to phantomeus [2010-04-10 13:56:10 +0000 UTC]

I WILL NOT COMMENCE THE FEARING UNTIL NEED BE, CAPTAIN.

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cranialcatastrophe [2010-04-10 04:43:44 +0000 UTC]

hes just so adorable. its like....cute RAEG
i want it i want it i want it i want it

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phantomeus In reply to cranialcatastrophe [2010-04-10 04:50:11 +0000 UTC]

Ffft, I'm probably going to leave them in the atm, mostly because I had no reason to make them... and I really don't know what to do with them now. BUT ON TO THE NEXT ONE.

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cranialcatastrophe In reply to phantomeus [2010-04-10 05:10:44 +0000 UTC]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I CAN HAS THEM PLZ?

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phantomeus In reply to cranialcatastrophe [2010-04-10 05:13:30 +0000 UTC]

No. They're there to contribute to the atm. YOU DON'T SEE ME RIPPING OUT THE DEMI SKETCH, DO YOU? DOOOOO YOU?

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cranialcatastrophe In reply to phantomeus [2010-04-10 05:17:52 +0000 UTC]

fine then im gonna scan them and cut them out and be happy with my own little replicas.

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phantomeus In reply to cranialcatastrophe [2010-04-10 05:19:06 +0000 UTC]

That works! You should print them on tougher paper. I kind of did p.Jesse out of the blue and without really thinking of what I was going to do, so he's on flimsy normal paper, as is Junus for consistancy.

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cranialcatastrophe In reply to phantomeus [2010-04-10 05:21:09 +0000 UTC]

i will if i have any tougher paper around

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phantomeus In reply to cranialcatastrophe [2010-04-10 05:33:09 +0000 UTC]

If you do find something thicker, you can totally put a safety pin at the pinched piece of clothing and wear them around.

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cranialcatastrophe In reply to phantomeus [2010-04-10 06:01:04 +0000 UTC]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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