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Published: 2009-06-29 23:00:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 8926; Favourites: 277; Downloads: 122
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Canada: ......-switches his ipod to American Idiot because it's appropriate-America's a jerk. XD
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without packin' heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all
Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
Sure they got their national health care
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
Then again well they got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius
See the map, they're hoverin' right over us
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
Always hear the same kind of story
Break their nose and they'll just say "soory"
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
It's gotta mean they're all up to somethin'
So quick, before they see it comin'
Time for a pre-emptive strike!
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I went to Canada and the Asians in Vancouver are assholes
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America IS DEAD! who want to go on akilling spree?
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You're singing it wrong America, It's "AMERICAN IDIOT!"
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*Pouts America's such a jerk.... for revenge I'm gonna sing American Idiot
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I fricken love American Idiot. XD (And I AM American!) Oh Alfred. You're such a jerk! XD Poor Canada.
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Yeah I'm Canadian american and I love both of those versions
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who? What is a canadian?
... Joke! Poor canada!!!
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Irony: Weird Al's full name is Alfred Matthewο»Ώ Yankovic.
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I'm canadian and I find this song hilarious.
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lol I love both songs. This was funny~
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Hey whats wrong with curling? Lots of people say it`s boring to watch and I completly aggree but playing is awesome! Β«ever been on ice in curling shoes? Its seriously awesome. The song is pretty funny though.
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Funny thing is, Weird Al who made that song is american. OH YEAH BABY 8D
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Awww poor Mattie~
But It's okay~ because the American Idiot version came out first!
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i SANG THE HOLE SONG FOR MY BAND THEY WERE LIKE AWESOME
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I HOPE IT WAS OK WE WONT USE IT
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Well a Zamboni may make the roads better...
ROUGHRIDERS!
XD
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OMG reminds me of someone.. XD 
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Just remember Alfred... That's a parody of the song AMERICAN Idiot... *snicker*
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* original song plays*
Oh my favorite song!
On my playlist too!
How popular is this song?
TURN IT LOUDER DAMN IT!
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Funny song! I bet this song is made to stereotype and Laugh the Canadians' A**es Off.
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What's funny is that I did want to drive a zamboni when I was little xD
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most*coughallcough* of Europe *coughandtherestoftheworld* like American Idiot (read as on Austrias ipod). no idea why.....
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Imagine how his enemies react to the song...
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Dude. I'm Canadian. I'M OFFENDED GAWD. Nah, this song's funny as hell XD
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You know what is really fun? Next time you're in the states, ask for a pop. They won't have any idea what you're talking about. They call the stuff soda over there XD
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XD I,ll be sure to try that, thx!!
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Also, it freaks them out when you say you're from canada, and they go WHERE'S YOUR ACCENT? (eh)
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XD people have sooooooo many stereotypes they have to get over...
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talk about people have soo many stereotypes to get over... *coughcough*
...Really.
Stereotypical Canadians, of course. -.-
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What do you mean? *is a little confused*
Are you saying that I'm a hockey-loving, tree-huger,
Or that people really have to drop stereotypes, especially the canadian one?
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Hehe, sorry I was a little confusing~! >.<
Gosh, this is late, I apologize!
Aha, I meant that (nononono, I hate stereotypes! 
Plus, I'm an American, and I love Canadian people, so this American isn't a stereotypical one~ >u>
<3 take care >u< have a good day~
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You too~ ^.^
Nice to know the americans the media show us aren't the only ones there are! xD
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I KNOW. Someday, I'm going to the Olympics, and I'm gunna walk in with a stuffed beaver, a hockey stick and jersey, maple syrup, and a toque, and I'm gunna ask where "ter park ma dog sled, eh?"
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XDDDDDDDD That's the year I'm gonna fake a british accent in French class
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'ello 'ello, fish and chips and what not! XD STEROTPYES! YAAAAY!
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*I was actually born in England...but moved to Canada XD)
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NICE. I wanna move to England when I'm older. I've been stuck with my fellow canucks for my whole life! (do you have an accent? British accents kick ass!)
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I still have a tiny trace of a british accent (and, yes, they do kick ass) but, since I always talk french...I'm slowly losing it
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OH NOES. I've got a friend, she's lost her accent completely, so once a year we have a moment of silence for Emma's accent. Also, I suck at French! I would die if I had to speak it every day XD
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