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PassionatePancake42 — Fable III- My Black Son
Published: 2010-12-29 21:07:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 5604; Favourites: 125; Downloads: 176
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(HOLY SHIT THIS IS MY MOST POPULAR DEVIATION. THANK YOU GUISE.)Has anyone ever married Elise, and then you have a BLACK BABY CHILD.
(Baby child is redundant.)
But i was reluctant to have a child. Because i thought "My god what if i write that i have a son, but the timeline in which i have a child is different in Fable IV AAAUUUUUUUUUUUGH
So i sucked it up and stopped using condoms, thus resulting in a baby.
I NEVER LIKED ELISE ANYWAY, AND NOW SHE'S A WHORE.
i loved you.
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you're the one who still loves herrrr
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OH HUSH WOMAN I LOVE YOUUU
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YOU WILL NEVER SILENCE ME
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This has happened. I married Elliot and had a black son. Can someone please explain that?
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The same happened to me. I married Elliot and we had a back daughter and a white son...
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The worst part is when you get an STD from her. The slut.
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i feel your pain, elise is a whore that comes back from the dead D : she caused me much pain when i found that even though she and the hero of brightwall are white the child turns out black i do the honerable thing and kill the wife and child. (as i have done as i save the entire kingdom from the crawler, so i can just go and kill them all myself)
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My boyfriend (real life) and I tried twice. Two black kids. He called me a whore for like a month XD
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This happened to me, after I married one of my servants. I had just come back from a bit of Gnome killin'. And out runs my daughter Wednesday to greet her daddy. But lo and behold, she was black. Ah well, I still love her to bits though. <3
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I did love how there was zero correlation between how your partner looked and how your kid turned out xD
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Same thing happened with me. Except I was the wife and this is Elliot we're talking about.
My conversation with him was a little like this.
Me: Elliot? Where is our son?
Elliot: What? This is our son.
Me: SERIOUSLY! WHERE IS HE?!
Elliot: BUT THIS IS JESS!
Me: NO! BABIES DON'T JUST TURN BLACK! WE HAD A WHITE BABY! AND NOW OUR KID IS BLACK! WHERE IS HE AND HOW DARE YOU THINK YOU CAN REPLACE HIM WITH THIS LITTLE PIECE OF SH!T!
Elliot: But we-!
Me: NO! UNLESS YOU'RE MJ IN REVERSE, YOU DON'T TURN INTO A BLACK KID WHEN YOU'RE BORN WHITE! YOU FVCKING DROWNED MY BABY IN A RIVER AND REPLACED HIM!
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Wait a minute, in Fable 2 my Sparrow had a black son (who by complete coincidence was already named Logan) and then I had a daughter (but since the second kid never gets to grow up you don't know if they're black or white.) I was like, "Alex. Are. You. Half. Black?!"
Then I remembered on Fable TLC I married a black woman and had a kid. So that explains it. Except that on Fable 3, my kid with my rich wife was black. I cheked it over, learned that everytime I did it unprotected with her I got an STD. So yeah, she has more STDs than Reaver. That explains my situation. Oh yeah, why did I tell this story? Because this is exactly what I said when my black kids and my came up to me in the game.
Did I forget to mention that I'm a girl?
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I DID!!! I freaked and told my friend (who is a girl but she's NOT my girlfriend) She started laughing at me. Then she got on and learned that her son was black (and she was playin as a boy) Then she said "Hey, my wife is rich and has a bunch of STDs, or course she cheatin"
Speakin of which, WHY DO ALL THE RICH PPL HAVE MORE STDs THAN A WHORE?!
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My kids were always white, guess I avoided that glitch
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omg this is my life .__.
it seems to happen with all spouses at random, but ALWAYS with the love interestssss ugh >:I
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well it doesnt mark as an std i think it happens when u ignore them. when i had my daughter, i was with her 24/7 and she was white, and when i was queen my son was black because i nver had time for him
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....Tainted...Broken little toys... Tainted....
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i had a black child too except my character was a female
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I had that happen to me too, I was not pleased!!!
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I got so made I moved her to the crappiest house in Old Town and gave her no money to buy food, I never visited, and I killed 3 people in front of my black son. She still didn't divorce me then I was like "FUCK THIS." and shot her. I never went to get the black child or go to Industrial any more. Cause I know I'll see her.
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I DID THE SAME THING WITH ELLIOT. I got really tired of him and he gave me a black child JUST LIKE ELISE DID. So I killed a bunch of people in the castle and he still wouldn’t divorce me so I killed him. :I
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They said he would divorce you. I guess he's the women in the relationship. He goes into the kitchen. I was like. "Hmm..where is he? SO CAN HAVE A WHITE CHILD." and I found him in the kitchen. And I was like "WTF." He still gave me a black baby. Plus I was ten-times taller than him.
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LOL My sister reacted like this, she got me to go on multiplayer and try to kill her black child. HOW SICK!
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Mine and Elliot's son did this to p+p I was so confused, when did I sleep with a black man!?
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this is hilarious! i play a female character and i married a blonde white bartender dude and after a few times of trying for a son, we get a black daughter....wtf?!? lol ill just pass it off as my character being part black which would explain her physique and her badonkadonk lmao
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ROFL, oh, this is Hilarious!
I got an STD from Pete or whatever the hell his name is, the guy who takes the place or Elise when you play as a female character.
Both have their flaws, despite their beauty and handsomeness
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BWAHAHA PETE?! ELLIOT.
THAT'S IT I'M CALLING HIM PETE FROM NOW ON.
IT IS DONE.
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Probably got the skin from Elise, now if this were to happen with Elliot then...yeah he cheated
Still funny as hell
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You think that's bad,ELLIOT named my child of pure evil..
wait for it...
*Dramatic pause*
..
...
.....
BETTY!!!
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I guess elise and elliot are just bad people
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You think that's ackward, I only marry and have children with my boyfriend's character. We've had TWO black sons on two sepearate accounts.
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Started a new file and I married Elliot. We had two kids-- BOTH WERE BLACK.
I'm da whore here.
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OH MY GOD, WHY ELLIOT.
He has to be black- he has to be! Somehow.
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Actually, no, I married Elise and had a white child. Besudes, she looks more latina than white to me.
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My mom had the exact same issue. And I have no doubt that I will, too, once I play my prince.
We were all having a little giggle over it.
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Yea. I married Elliot and gave birth to a black son too. Angry at Elliot on how illogical it is for Two White characters giving birth to a black baby. =/
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SHE WAS A WHORE BEFORE AND YOU KNEW IT! STOP LYING TO YOURSELF AND GET HELP!
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