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Paddy-fan In reply to UmiHoshi [2010-03-02 13:29:01 +0000 UTC]

Yeah that too~

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Paddy-fan In reply to acla13 [2010-02-23 13:30:00 +0000 UTC]

Thank you And what a lovely quote Thanks for the suggestion

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acla13 In reply to Paddy-fan [2010-02-25 00:07:11 +0000 UTC]

My pleasure!

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Paddy-fan In reply to gdpr-3990991 [2010-02-17 15:14:27 +0000 UTC]

I love this quote!!! It's the first time I've read it but it's so amazing! Thank you for sharing it with me Do you by any chance know who has said it ?

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gdpr-3990991 In reply to Paddy-fan [2010-02-17 15:17:16 +0000 UTC]

Nope. Just read it on Lifehacker feed few moments ago.

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Paddy-fan In reply to gdpr-3990991 [2010-02-17 15:23:18 +0000 UTC]

Oh okays I'll try to find out who said it so I can give the proper credit if I use it

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Paddy-fan In reply to FuzzysoxandSlippers [2010-02-17 13:25:52 +0000 UTC]

I know I do that too, I have a notebook where I write down my favourite ones

40 pages? That's a lot! I would love to hear your favourite ones if you don't mind, maybe they'll give me an idea for the next image of my "Quotes project"

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FuzzysoxandSlippers In reply to Paddy-fan [2010-02-17 20:26:01 +0000 UTC]

Ah, it was really tricky to pick my favourites, but I think I did okay , I know it's still a lot, but most are one liners

A metaphor is like a simile.

“You can’t tell other people how to feel, you just can’t. Someone will cry; that’s fine. Others may choose to laugh, and guess what? That’s okay too. Plus, you don’t know what’s going on inside people’s heads.”
-Dr. Cox-

If you miss someone and you never see them again, there's no point, if you do see them again, missing them was a waste of feelings.
-E.M.

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." - Thomas A. Edison

"If I'd ask you to put a large elephant ass shitting bikes on this very stage you'll not ask 'how' but 'what colors are these bikes supposed to be'"
Anonymous director

Without ME You're Just AWESO

"Here's a strawberry, sorry for farting near you...Hey! Either take the strawberry and stop bitching, or no strawberry, that's the deal."

I am not who I think I am, I am not who you think I am, I am who I think you think I am

We're really cracking down on smokers these days. Maybe the day isn't too far away that we get just as tough with terrorists and serial killers.

"I am the powerful, pleasurable, INDESTRUCTABLE Mushu!!"

"The magic is as wide as a smile and as narrow as a wink, loud as laughter and quiet as a tear, tall as a tale and deep as emotion. So strong, it can lift the spirit. So gentle, it can touch the heart. It is the magic that begins the happily ever after."


"When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,' you just scream."
-John Lennon

Today, I realized that driving is a lot like coloring. If you go out of the lines it gets very ugly.

I’ve got three kids and no money, why can’t I have no kids and three money?

Ann drew
Andrew,
And drew,
And drew,
And drew,
until Andrew
Drew Ann too!

How did it get so late so soon?
It’s night before it’s afternoon.
December is here before it’s June.
My goodness how the time has flewn.
How did it get so late so soon?
~Dr. Seuss

The first guy was like, "whatever, you have a 1 inch penis." The second guy says, "yeah, 1 inch off the ground!!" then the first guy goes, "yeah, with your 2 inch legs."

“And Charlie, don't forget about what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he ever wanted. He lived happily ever after. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory”

If you said what you thought, you'd be speechless

Explosions are loud. I was flying to Nepal to climb Everest again and get away from my problems for a bit when something that normally doesn’t happen didn’t happen. Instead what, normally happened happened, and we landed safely. (this is actually from a deviation on here, [link] )

There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who know binary and those who don't

Comedy's in my blood, which explains why people only laugh when I'm bleeding.

Events don't seem to touch me. They can't seem to stop fondling everyone around me, but I remain unmolested.

If nothing is impossible, then I guess I do the impossible every day.

Today, I realized that my shower has two settings: third degree burn victim and glacial runoff.

"Break me of a peice of that... Fancy Feast! It's a cat food. NAILED IT!" - The Office

I’m sick & tired of being ill & exhausted

"The Babe": Remember kid, there's heroes and there's legends. Heroes get remembered but legends never die, follow your heart kid, and you'll never go wrong.

Smalls: I was gonna put the ball back.
Squints: But it was signed by Babe Ruth!
Smalls: Yeah, you keep telling me that! Who is she?
Ham Porter: WHAT? WHAT?
Kenny: The sultan of swat!
Bertram: The king of crash!
Timmy: The colossus of clout!
Tommy: The colossus of clout!
All: BABE RUTH!
Ham Porter: THE GREAT BAMBINO!
Smalls: Oh my god! You mean that's the same guy?

A.B.C. - Always Be CPrepared

Change your mind once, shame on you. Now never change it again.

I can’t decide if you’re cute or creepy

the third wheel is what makes it a tricycle

I told people I had to replace my laptop because I spilled coffee on it, but actually... I peed on it in the middle of the night.

I’m so adjective I verb nouns

The EH Team

Screw world peace; I want a pony

Jesus Saves... he passes to Noah, he shoots, he scores|!

the price for being fashionable now is being embarrassed in the future.

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WhitenNerdy In reply to FuzzysoxandSlippers [2011-02-24 02:21:21 +0000 UTC]

I like the binary one, I know enough binary to get it

And the rest are amazing too, of course

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Paddy-fan In reply to FuzzysoxandSlippers [2010-02-17 20:43:47 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for all this amazing quotes I love them all

All time favourite (I was already thinking of that actually ): "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." - Thomas A. Edison ... One of the best quotes to live by

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FuzzysoxandSlippers In reply to Paddy-fan [2010-02-17 21:47:48 +0000 UTC]

Definitely

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Paddy-fan In reply to FuzzysoxandSlippers [2010-02-17 23:47:19 +0000 UTC]

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Paddy-fan In reply to Leonidash15 [2010-02-16 21:41:56 +0000 UTC]

Ki emena

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Leonidash15 In reply to Paddy-fan [2010-02-16 21:43:54 +0000 UTC]

Oh Snap you are from Greece!!
Δεν Συναντάω Έλληνες πολύ συχνά στο DeviantART

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Paddy-fan In reply to Leonidash15 [2010-02-16 21:46:44 +0000 UTC]

Nai! Elladara Oute egw, alla xairomai para polu otan tous petuxainw

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Paddy-fan In reply to Ponsii [2010-02-16 15:01:26 +0000 UTC]

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