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Description "Anti-Choice poems are FUNNY."

That's right, I LAUGH at them.

"You don't know about me yet but I already <3 you."

"I'ma gonna haz black hair and big green eyes!"

"I'm a boy mummy!"

"I has all of my iddle fingers and toez now!"

"Yr heartbeat is soooo comforting!"

"No mummy! Don't kill me I luvs you!"

"I'm with gawd now mummy, he toldz me dat u did a nasty thung culled abortionz cuz u didn't want me."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Lol, no but seriously: Embryos can't think. They're un-feeling, un-thinking, non-viable and about the size of a 2p coin when most abortions happen. They can't feel pain, they can't breath, they can't think and they can't do anything without the help of a host. And that host has to 100% consent to the embryo being there.

Remember, kids: Consent to sex is not consent to pregnancy
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Comments: 239

ThanesOfAlfred [2019-04-04 08:01:48 +0000 UTC]

No, there is nothing funny about it. It's a serious matter for those who don't want to see innocent blood spilt or seeing their own people become a minority in their country.

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Grey-Terminal [2018-05-25 18:03:34 +0000 UTC]

and I have a middle fingerrr munmmmyyy XD

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bsgenius22 [2017-02-25 09:11:35 +0000 UTC]

wait, they do this???

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AngellStarCake [2016-03-25 20:22:10 +0000 UTC]

"Don't abort me, mommy! I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU!" LOL NOPE.

"BUT consent to sex is consent to pregnancy hur durr!"

So consent to driving is consent to car accidents. So let's not help people who are dying in car accidents because they brought this upon themselves, amirite?

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RedDiamond28 [2016-03-18 05:21:37 +0000 UTC]

i'ma cute baby gurl mommi!Β 
I haz blu eyes and bond hare!
OMg mami wht is this metall thing?
I'm in the handz of gawd now!Β 
He told me thatz your a sinna!

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Mimi-Lila [2014-12-31 00:25:11 +0000 UTC]

I just googled and found a german one
...free translated:

Letter from heavenz i'm sitting next to jezus he luvs meh and he telz me mah story i was in a dak, wamrz roomz (ur uterus...) i had fingerz and toes already omg i waz a gurl und i heared u crying and daddy was yelling at u but i luv u 1 day a monster came into mah home (still ur uterus...) and ripped out mah arm ouch dafuq and mah lEG ouha I screamzd but u didn't hear me whyyy
i wanted to tell u that i luv u but u i was ded.Β  A large angel carried meh up to heavenz and told me god wasz mah father omg
plz tak care of u don't get killed by abortion mommy abortion is evil it killz babiez liek me
love, ur baby

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Kimba-417 In reply to Mimi-Lila [2015-03-23 20:12:59 +0000 UTC]

lol, some people. xD very funny find.

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Mimi-Lila In reply to Kimba-417 [2015-03-24 19:41:45 +0000 UTC]

ikr xD lmao I'm glad ΓͺwΓͺ

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Filinterrorist [2014-06-04 17:30:30 +0000 UTC]

I saw this poem on some chick's account just before i saw this stamp.

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hellokitty2005 [2014-04-18 20:21:05 +0000 UTC]

Pro-life poems are a thing!? Oh God, they must be hilarious!Β 

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RedDiamond28 In reply to hellokitty2005 [2016-03-18 05:19:43 +0000 UTC]

trust me, when you're having a bad day, read them!

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JTKCreepyFace [2014-02-18 03:00:13 +0000 UTC]

Β Hai Momy! I wuv u (Even though i can not feel love and cannot understand language, and have no idea who "Momy" Is)

I am a boi! (Even though i know nothing of Genders)

I hope u nam me sometin good, like Joe or John! (Even though i cannot understand names or have any perception of how good something is)

I love hearing ur hartbeat. (Even though i know nothing of anatomy and cannot hear)

Wats dat cold sharp thing? (Even though i cannot see)

Ow! The PAINZ NUUUU Momy i luved u! Do not want death! (Even though i cannot feel pain, and have no idea what death is)


Typical "Pro Life Poem" Found this one Online. LOL!


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DarkVikingMistress In reply to JTKCreepyFace [2014-05-23 04:24:37 +0000 UTC]

The "cute" spellings in this are grating. It's obvious that this is probably some uninformed kid who has an ultra-conservative family. What adult even speaks like this?

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glowbone [2014-02-15 18:56:12 +0000 UTC]

im a babi


im a boi


i haves blond hare


i haves broen is


mahm y u aburt mey


now im wif jesuz

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HelenaKnowlegdeOffic [2014-02-07 17:10:17 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I hate these kind of poems, they're pathethic

There are TONS of these kind of poems here in Brazil

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HelenaKnowlegdeOffic In reply to HelenaKnowlegdeOffic [2014-02-07 17:19:23 +0000 UTC]

Here is one of the shitty brazilian problems (Use google translate):

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaTHjO…

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PeteSeeger [2014-01-16 01:36:06 +0000 UTC]

You people are all scum.

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cutewerewolfgirl In reply to PeteSeeger [2015-06-09 23:58:18 +0000 UTC]

agree

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OurHandOfSorrow In reply to PeteSeeger [2014-01-16 11:32:47 +0000 UTC]

Well aren't you a lovely little ray of sunshine?

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PeteSeeger In reply to OurHandOfSorrow [2014-01-16 16:51:02 +0000 UTC]

Yep.

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OurHandOfSorrow In reply to PeteSeeger [2014-01-16 21:56:06 +0000 UTC]

Clearly.

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PeteSeeger In reply to OurHandOfSorrow [2014-01-17 00:53:10 +0000 UTC]

And you're obviously a compassionate human being.

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OurHandOfSorrow In reply to PeteSeeger [2014-01-17 19:41:21 +0000 UTC]

I am concerning women and their rights, yes.

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PeteSeeger In reply to OurHandOfSorrow [2014-01-17 19:43:47 +0000 UTC]

I care about the lives of all Human beings.

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OurHandOfSorrow In reply to PeteSeeger [2014-01-17 19:45:28 +0000 UTC]

Apart from the women who you're forcing to gestate, amiright?

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PeteSeeger In reply to OurHandOfSorrow [2014-01-17 19:47:39 +0000 UTC]

The Constitution guarantees the right to life, o every deserves to be able to be born.Β 

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OurHandOfSorrow In reply to PeteSeeger [2014-01-17 19:51:22 +0000 UTC]

Typical, someone thinking that abortion only exists in America.

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PeteSeeger In reply to OurHandOfSorrow [2014-01-17 20:11:48 +0000 UTC]

I believe in putting you own house in order before trying to manage others.

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OurHandOfSorrow In reply to PeteSeeger [2014-01-17 20:52:00 +0000 UTC]

That doesn't even make any sense.

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PeteSeeger In reply to OurHandOfSorrow [2014-01-17 22:33:20 +0000 UTC]

I believe in getting rid of abortion in my own country before attending to the rest of the world-though I support the Irish and Chilean governments and their positions on the issue.

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OurHandOfSorrow In reply to PeteSeeger [2014-01-17 23:26:29 +0000 UTC]

Excellent, because the entire world laughs at America and it's policies. Excuse me whilst I get as many abortions as I want on my national healthcare considering you don't care about British foetuses.

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PeteSeeger In reply to OurHandOfSorrow [2014-01-18 03:20:16 +0000 UTC]

The only thing I hate more than British conservatives: British liberals.

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OurHandOfSorrow In reply to PeteSeeger [2014-01-18 12:53:47 +0000 UTC]

You must be extreme egotistical as to think that British people give a fuck.

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PeteSeeger In reply to OurHandOfSorrow [2014-01-18 17:16:26 +0000 UTC]

I really don't care what you people think. And you people should care that it's your fault Maggie Thatcher was in power.

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OurHandOfSorrow In reply to PeteSeeger [2014-01-18 21:56:34 +0000 UTC]

"I really don't care what you people think."


And now you're beginning to understand how the world feels about your opinions.

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PeteSeeger In reply to OurHandOfSorrow [2014-01-18 22:59:48 +0000 UTC]

Doesn't mean I'm not right.

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OurHandOfSorrow In reply to PeteSeeger [2014-01-18 23:01:30 +0000 UTC]

Of course you think you're right, you are as I mentioned in an earlier comment quite egotistical.

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PeteSeeger In reply to OurHandOfSorrow [2014-01-18 23:03:32 +0000 UTC]

I'm not egotistical. If I didn't think I was right then why would I be openly fighting against what I know to be wrong?

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OurHandOfSorrow In reply to PeteSeeger [2014-01-18 23:05:13 +0000 UTC]

Yes, whilst calling others scum for not having the same opinion as yours.

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PeteSeeger In reply to OurHandOfSorrow [2014-01-18 23:06:31 +0000 UTC]

I call people scum for supporting murder. I don't mind Homosexuals or Muslims.

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OurHandOfSorrow In reply to PeteSeeger [2014-01-18 23:09:24 +0000 UTC]

Oh so you're such a nice guy for tolerating people who have done nothing wrong, what a nice human being you are!

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PeteSeeger In reply to OurHandOfSorrow [2014-01-18 23:10:09 +0000 UTC]

Exactly.

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OurHandOfSorrow In reply to PeteSeeger [2014-01-18 23:12:07 +0000 UTC]

I was being incredibly sarcastic if you couldn't tell.

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PeteSeeger In reply to OurHandOfSorrow [2014-01-18 23:14:35 +0000 UTC]

But it's still true whether or not you intended it to be. I don't hate anyone who has done nothing wrong.

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OurHandOfSorrow In reply to PeteSeeger [2014-01-18 23:16:04 +0000 UTC]

A woman who is pregnant has done nothing wrong but yet you're quite happy to force her to carry a pregnancy and give birth. Tell me if I'm wrong, but that doesn't sound very compassionate.Β 

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PeteSeeger In reply to OurHandOfSorrow [2014-01-18 23:19:40 +0000 UTC]

And it's entirely compassionate to say that unborn child is without the right to live.

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OurHandOfSorrow In reply to PeteSeeger [2014-01-18 23:20:52 +0000 UTC]

At the expense of the woman? I don't think so.

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PeteSeeger In reply to OurHandOfSorrow [2014-01-18 23:24:46 +0000 UTC]

Define "expense".

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OurHandOfSorrow In reply to PeteSeeger [2014-01-18 23:29:39 +0000 UTC]

Oh nothing, just the woman's own life, future, partners, family, friends, education and jobs. Nothing big.

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PeteSeeger In reply to OurHandOfSorrow [2014-01-18 23:31:00 +0000 UTC]

And what of the child? Don't they deserve the chance to all of those things?

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