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Even though your lessons may be a droll,
It doesn’t mean that you are a troll.
The cells you show us in class are most scintillating.
Although after staring into a microscope for one period, my head starts aching.
O how ravishing are the notes that you make us take.
So ravishing that they give me such a headache.
How intrepid you are in boring us all to death.
That I fear that I may lose my breath.

You are a sage beyond all knowledge no doubt.
But I fear that if this continues I must take a bailout.
So please, oh please I beg of you.
Make your lessons a might more scintillating, or I fear I must say adieu.
Oh how I had looked forward to biology.
Now don’t get me wrong. It is not as awfully
As you may think I’m saying.
It’s wonderful I dare say, But it is not aiding,
In my hopes of caring for children.

O how much you stress to be careful in labs lest you leave something broken.
And yet you spill the methylene blue all over you.
And leave a mess. Any more and I fear I will have to break out the kung fu.
And transform you into a more charismatic teacher.
But if you continue to be such a droll, you shall transform me into a weeper.
So please oh please I beg of you.
To become more charismatic lest you lead me askew.

And now I thank you.
For being at least more charismatic than an igloo.

Description
Even though your lessons may be a droll,
It doesn’t mean that you are a troll.
The cells you show us in class are most scintillating.
Although after staring into a microscope for one period, my head starts aching.
O how ravishing are the notes that you make us take.
So ravishing that they give me such a headache.
How intrepid you are in boring us all to death.
That I fear that I may lose my breath.

You are a sage beyond all knowledge no doubt.
But I fear that if this continues I must take a bailout.
So please, oh please I beg of you.
Make your lessons a might more scintillating, or I fear I must say adieu.
Oh how I had looked forward to biology.
Now don’t get me wrong. It is not as awfully
As you may think I’m saying.
It’s wonderful I dare say, But it is not aiding,
In my hopes of caring for children.

O how much you stress to be careful in labs lest you leave something broken.
And yet you spill the methylene blue all over you.
And leave a mess. Any more and I fear I will have to break out the kung fu.
And transform you into a more charismatic teacher.
But if you continue to be such a droll, you shall transform me into a weeper.
So please oh please I beg of you.
To become more charismatic lest you lead me askew.

And now I thank you.
For being at least more charismatic than an igloo.