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Published: 2008-06-05 00:00:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 770; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 5
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A doctor had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty the next day. No matter how hard he tried to forget about it, his shame and sense of betrayal were overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear a reassuring voice in his head that said, "Don't worry about it, You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients."But then he would hear another voice, one that jolted him back to reality.
"You are a sick bastard," it whispered, "And a terrible veterinarian!"
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Lol, sorry it took so long so reply. ALOT of stuff has been happening =[
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Oh no! Unhappy face??
And that's alright, alot of stuff has been happening here, too.
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I sorreh *huggles*
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I did not see that at all. It was funny, and it made me go, "Oohhh!" out loud.
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Oh my... that's going down as downright unexpected and hilarious to me.
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I know 
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Hahahahaha!! Thanks for the laugh!! (I reaallly needed it 
*favs*
I'm gonna tell this to me friends.
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Lolz go ahead! I'm glad I could make you laugh!
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hah.......so good to see something funny like that. ^^ when you first showed it to me, i was NOT expecting it. ^^ my mom laughed. i told her. XD
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Lmfao Niiiiiiiiiiiice
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Ok... that was a terrible punchline... though I was totally not expecting it!
I like it!
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Thanks. Not alot of people like that I write stuff like that but I think that sure, it's nasty but well thats life, it could be worse
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Oh it could most definitely be worse. Important thing is, you're not just writing about it, you're making it sound funny. That's what the world needs! Laugthing at serious or disturbing situations!
At least I found it funny... I am a strange creature, but I'm sure there are others like me who'd laugh at this.
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Excellent, then I don't have to worry about some mental institution calling me any time soon... *phew*
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You mean you're not afraid of men in white coming after you? We must be different types of crazy then.
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If I see men coming at me period I'm takin' off in the other direction >< Ugh I hate them...well some of them...Grrr There I go again....damn A.D.H.D ><'
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What? Don't like guys? You do realise I am one, right?
ADHD can be so much fun sometimes... Although I have to fake it to make it work. It's stil hilarious though
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*shrugs* You aren't chasing me trying to flip my skirt and if you are then HOLY HELL.
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Well, it's kinda hard to do that, since we're an ocean apart, but if we weren't then I can't promise I'd behave! Although I probably wouldn't be fliping your skirt, no... As interesting as it sounds, seeing panties just doesn't turn me on...
Have I said too much? I can never tell. I guess I'll know if you stop answering...
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Lol...I've heard aLOT worse. Thats nothin' compared to my friend Jon ><' Ugh that ass is thinking about sex more than I've lived ><
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Well, most of my conversations do end up with some sort of sexual innuendo, but hey, we're sex-obsessed teenagers! It's normal. Besides, I've learnt how to behave... at least to make sure people don't run away the moment they see me. "We never grow up, we just learn how to behave in public" Love that quote!
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Lmfao, isn't that the truth? Well Actually...I think I have matched him up on the sex thinking thing...he just expresses it more. If people could read my mind they would be running the other way ><
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Or drawn to you as if you were a magnet. Never underestimate sex thoughts! As long as they don't contain some sort of weird fetish, cause then most people will be running away...
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Weeeeelllll....I have a bunch of weird fetishes ^^'
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See, this is when I realise how happy I am that you're an ocean away. Or how unhappy I am cause I'm missing out on the weird fetishes... I'm really not quite sure.
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Well I haven't had much experience when it comes to sex (none at all actually), so I can't say anything about fetishes. Never tried being tied up or anything like that. But I'm pretty sure I'd rather not be hit by something, cause I don't like pain.
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What? I think that not enjoying pain is a pretty normal thing... unless I haven't been informed that the rest of the world's population suddenly became masochists.
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Weeelll ya never know lolz
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WAHAHAHAHA! Did not go where I was expecting it!
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.. and that was definitely not the ending I was expecting.
xD
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I have tooooo much spare time >< XD
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