Chompiiz In reply to NotDamien [2014-03-20 01:15:53 +0000 UTC]
there is many versions of it, but the one I read
Princess plays with her prized ball
looses ball down a well because you do that with shit you cherish
frog is near-by and she ask if he can get it being sarcastic
he talks and says he'll get it if she gives him a kiss
because he was a prince but a witch cursed him
and only way to break curse is to be kissed
so she's like sure whatever
and he gets her the lost ball and is all ready for kiss
and she up and leaves him like a cunt
and so he chases her down and annoys the crap out of her
until he get kiss from her
until she kisses him and he turns into the most stunning of men
and shes like OH I LIKE YOU NOW, MARRY ME
and he's all like BITCH PLEASE
and leaves that stank ass ho
thers other versions where princess meets frog, princess kisses frog, and they live happily ever after
but I like the above version better.
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