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Published: 2012-07-27 05:20:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 115195; Favourites: 4511; Downloads: 1424
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There's in fact no real name to this creature, since no one really "lives" to tell of its existence. Some say the name "Inout" derived from it being twisted inside-out, and some say the name came from the creature's sexual-like features and appearance. The creature's head and tail are the same, both containing a big long mouth that splits the intestine like head in the middle. It's not meant to kill or attack since everything in hell is already dead. The subtle long mouth seems to carry a big evil smile as if it's mocking at the restless soul that's doom to the eternal hell.Related content
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*flipping light switch wildly* WELCOME TO HELL!Β WELCOME TO HELL!!
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I'm having some Neon Genesis Evangelion vibe here... OAO
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Looks like it has the same mouth as the white EVA's
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Must...not...sing....Cruel Angel's Thesis!
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"sexual-like features and appearance" so does that mean I can make porn of it?
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You can make porn of anything, mate.
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"Welcome to Hell. Bathrooms are on the left, bedrooms are on the right, the rec room isΒ past the pillars of fires and you're due for a therapist appoint minuet after you have settled in. You're room isΒ A666. Any questions? No. Then have a nice eternity.Β Also, theΒ marriage between Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin will be taking place tomorrow at one 'o' clock." TypicalΒ Hell Greeter greeting. Β
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This is the greatest intro greeting, ever....of all time.
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You're forgetting, this is hell.
THERE ARE NO BATHROOMS
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Yes there are. They're very nice too.
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Ugh, are you serious?
I payed good money for the absence of bathrooms!
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Nobody said you had to use them.
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It's hell.. You shouldn't be given any options..
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Well in my Hell you are given plenty of options. We run a five star resort down here.
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You go have fun with that then..
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You will too, since you are now in hell for eternity. AND NOW IT"S TIME FOR THE COMFY CHAIR!
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AND THEN THE FIVE STAR DINNER!!!
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I think I'm gonna be sick..
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FOLLOWED BY THE MULTIVERSE'S GREATEST BLOW JOB!
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AND FINALLY YOU WILL BE TREATED TO THE GREATEST CHOCHOLATE BEYOND MORTAL COMPREHNSION!
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Is it possible to kill yourself in hell?
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Sure, but you just end up in hell again.
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Hm, well I guess there should be at least some time in between that so I guess it's somewhat worth it
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Not really, you just end up instantly back to where you were.
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Well just for that use of bad language you have to suffer through MONTY PYTHON'S HOLY GRAIL!!!
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Wouldn't the word "hell" also be considered bad language?
Cause if it is, well..
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No, hell is not bad language as long as you are talking about the place.
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Awesome Art!
The Arlyn Pillay Art Gallery is hosting a Halloween themed art show called the Ghoulish Gallery art show in Tustin, California. USA.
here's a link to the flyer for the art show if you are interested
arlynpillay.deviantart.com/artβ¦
feel free to call the gallery if you have any questons (714) 884-8700
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Reminds me of that creature from abe's oddworld
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*Cough* Hell isn't real *cough*Β
(Heavens not real too.. Deal with it.)Β
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Oh come on! I live with my sister! This doesn't scare me!
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O dear Jesus, grant that my soul shall never look upon the hellish thing. Surely there are better things before your gates.
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