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Published: 2007-01-24 06:14:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 7315; Favourites: 102; Downloads: 381
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It is, in fact, the Scottish Robot Ninja Pirate Wookie.The single coolest being in the known universe.
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XD That's exactly what I was thinking when I saw this!
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I quote my very good friend, and say for the both of us: That very well may be the embodiment of excellence.
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Hehe, this was great. As I was scrolling down I was thinking to myself "It's a pirate. Wait, it's a Wookie pirate! Wait, it's a Cyborg Wookie Pirate! Holy crap, it's a Cyborg Wookie Pirate Ninja!" I missed the Scottish part until I got to the credits because my mind was blown by how awesome it already was.
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You know what, I am actually a fan of your story.. considering the drawing was based off of my idea.. long story.. so gj
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So...time travelling wookie tourists from the future are killed in a freak wool-carding accident while sightseeing in Edinburgh, leaving their orphan child to be raised by clansmen. Upon reaching his maturity, the young wookie lad attempts to pilot his parents' time machine back to (wikipedia...) Kashyyyk, but,unfamiliar with the control mechanisms, he instead finds himself in 1600s Japan. There, he survives under the protection of a ninja family, learning the ways of the stealth and secrecy and assasinating several regional lords. But our hero never gives up tinkering with his time machine, and at last he becomes adept enough to pilot it back to Kashyyyk, which is unfortunatly now a province of the Galactic Empire. With no where else to turn, our hero enlists with a band of space pirates (the space pirates are ex-historians driven mad by Empire tariffs on coffee, who have modified their blasters to look like 19th century pistols. Obviously our hero never actually sailed with pirates on Earth. That would be silly). He also gets his leg, an arm, and part of his face replaced with robotics in order to make a better impression at the pirate interview.
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lol i agree this could be the best comment i've ever seen.
also this pic rocks!
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lol. Best. Comment/story. EVA! ^^
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You're a genius, and I think I love you..
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F***IN Awesome, love the arm, hell the whole thing! Outstanding Job! Color?
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