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DK64fan1999 [2023-10-04 22:49:25 +0000 UTC]
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ButtonRush [2022-04-21 17:15:09 +0000 UTC]
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Luigicat11 [2019-09-29 18:20:21 +0000 UTC]
I mean, TBF, some of the levels in the original Super Mario Bros. are just harder versions of previous levels.Β Hell, if I remember correctly, this is the case for entire WORLDS.Β It's not like people are missing out on that much by skipping.
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TheChocoChicken2304 [2019-09-23 09:02:34 +0000 UTC]
ROSALINA FLEXING AS SHE WALKS IN MY STARS
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FireFlamerx9z [2019-07-19 02:23:19 +0000 UTC]
Wario: Welcome to the Heavyweight Club, how tough are you?
Me: How tough am I?! I caught Articuno in Pokemon Ultra Moon!
Wario: Heh, yeah so?
Me: In a normal Pokeball.
Wario: Right this way
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yoshiFNAF21 In reply to FireFlamerx9z [2019-08-29 22:05:32 +0000 UTC]
I knock out my firend becuse he made fun of every one
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MajorasHerosShield [2019-06-12 19:01:08 +0000 UTC]
Wario: Welcome to the Heavyweight Club, how tough are you?
Me: How tough am I?! I 100% the original Yoshi's Island on SNES!
Wario: Heh, yeah so?
Me: On the original hardware and not on some puny emulator box with a save state feature.
Wario: Right this way.
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GoodMudkip [2018-12-31 21:24:32 +0000 UTC]
Wario: how tough are you
Me: how tough am I? I watched the ending of Monsters Inc. and I only cried for 20 minutes
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MegaLionBlack [2018-12-27 17:55:12 +0000 UTC]
Daisy is gonna in easily. Peach is gonna be a weenie.
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SonazeFanofTheHeaven [2018-12-17 19:15:39 +0000 UTC]
Me: how tough am i?, i beated Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels
Wario: yeah, so?
Me: without F*cking A SINGLE T I M E, and as L U I G I
Wario: right this way
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WalkingTerror73 [2018-08-08 11:06:23 +0000 UTC]
Me: How tough am I? I beaten NSMB2
Wario:Β Yeah, so?
Me: Without touching a single coin
Wario:Β Um, right this way sir, sorry to keep you waiting sir
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Th3M4nW1thN0N4m3 [2018-05-19 00:35:02 +0000 UTC]
I thought of SpongeBob trying to get into the Salty Spittoon. Did anyone else?
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LY3TJohnson [2018-02-28 09:04:21 +0000 UTC]
I love this joke! LMAO
(Side note: you should have said that she did a speed run)
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Jos5001 [2018-02-27 06:41:26 +0000 UTC]
Me: how tough am I!? "inserts jumpscare to wario"
Wario: "is scared to death" Y-You made pass now
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Schwarzer--Ritter [2017-12-27 23:24:53 +0000 UTC]
"I just finished Super Mario 3D World and used only 20 White Tanooki Suits."
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prfctcellrulz [2017-12-11 07:11:58 +0000 UTC]
Wario: How tough are you?
Me: I have every PokΓ©mon on Ultra Moon.
Wario: So?
Me: Theyβre all Level 100 AND Shiny!
Wario: The VIP section is to your left, just follow the signs.
(As I enter, I turn around and playfully stick out my tongue and go βNyeh!β before entering)
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eta-gamma-14 [2017-10-06 23:15:24 +0000 UTC]
Wario: How tough are you?
Me: I'm...preeettty tough.
Wario: How tough? Be specific.
Me: I would tell you, but I'm afraid of offending some people.
Wario: Why's that?
Me: Let's just say it had something to do with a very old, very popular Disney movie, and something that most people have turned into a major controversy.
Wario: You mean...that..?
Me: Yep.
Wario: Wow, you really are tough. Move along.
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LY3TJohnson In reply to eta-gamma-14 [2018-02-28 09:03:40 +0000 UTC]
Now I wanna know what u're talking about.
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eta-gamma-14 In reply to LY3TJohnson [2018-02-28 14:13:32 +0000 UTC]
I was referring to Bambi. I have watched the video of Bambi's mom's death a few dozen times at least, and I've never cried once. I tried not to mention it since most people think someone isn't human if they don't cry. I still find it sad, but I can't actually cry. I guess It's a mentality thing, since I'm 22 now.
I mean, if you ever take a look at the comment section, you'll understand. I mean, some people are saying "she tasted great", and "I wish I could kill her again". I mean, I know they're just joking, but seriously! This is one of the saddest moments from Disney's whole catalog. Surely they can show a little respect!! Also, I saw some comments saying "Gaston did it" or "Amos Slade did it" or "Peter Griffon did". I responded to the last one.
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FLASHFAN123 [2017-08-08 00:49:45 +0000 UTC]
Me: How tough am I? How tough am I?! I defeated Braniac in Injustice 2 set as Very Hard!
Wario: Heh heh! So?
Me: Without using the special powers moves...
Wario: Uh, right this way. Sorry to keep you waiting.
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Blackexcalier36 [2017-08-01 19:09:11 +0000 UTC]
Me: How tough am I?! I defeated Sephiroth in KH1!
Wario: So? Others have too.
Me: With the normal keyblade. On Proud mode. No elixirs.
Wario: Um, right this way sir, sorry to keep you waiting sir
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Redbird37 [2017-06-09 00:58:53 +0000 UTC]
Wario: Welcome to the heavyweight club; how tough are you?
Me: How tough am I? How tough am I? I ear 5 ghost peppers for breakfast!
Wario: Yeah, so?
Me: Without drinking milk!
Wario: Uhhh, right this way sorry to keep you waiting!
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Luigicat11 [2017-05-21 00:49:45 +0000 UTC]
Why?Β Why not?Β Many of the later levels in the original SMB were just earlier levels with harder enemy placements and new obstacles like from-offscreen bullet bills.
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Lewa282 [2017-02-20 03:06:48 +0000 UTC]
Daisy's initial blow can launch Bowser like Pikachu launches Team Rocket, of course she is going to get in.
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saltyquartz [2017-02-01 02:09:54 +0000 UTC]
i can see daisy eventually being able to enter but peach?
honestly a bit unlikely
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hamcon [2016-08-24 09:21:34 +0000 UTC]
"How tough am I, how tough am I!? Β I beat the elite 4 and champion in Pearl!"
"So?"
"Using only Magikarps"
"Right this way sir, sorry to keep you waiting,"
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FLASHFAN123 [2016-08-13 23:12:15 +0000 UTC]
"How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?Β I passed my welding certification on 8-inch pipe!"
"Heh! Yeah, so?"
"On my first try..."
"Uhhh, right this way. Sorry to keep you waiting."
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NictheWerecatqueen [2016-06-22 23:10:20 +0000 UTC]
Wario: Welcome to the heavyweight club; how tough are you?
Me:How tough am I? How tough am I? I beat the original sparkle
Wario: Yeah, so?
Me: Without dying once
Wario: Uhhh, right this way sorry to keep you waiting
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John-the-stickifier [2016-04-13 22:01:31 +0000 UTC]
Wario: Welcome to the Heavyweight Club. How tough are you?
John (me): How tough am I? john-the-stickifier.deviantart⦠HOW TOUGH AM I!?! I fought against my dark & devil self!
Wario: Yeah. So what?
John: I fought them over 200 times in a row. Without taking damage. And I didn't use ANY of my "Spectral Rings". You don't want me to take out my "Suplex" spectral ring, don't you?
Wario: Okay! You can go in! Just don't destroy me!
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Zumokuta1995 [2016-04-09 18:27:18 +0000 UTC]
That's really funny.Β
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Minebot45 [2016-03-24 23:41:05 +0000 UTC]
"How tough am I? How tough am I?! I beat Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze..."
"Yeah, so?"
"...without using Dixie."
"Uhh, right this way, sorry to keep you waiting."
REAL MEN USE CRANKY KONG
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HolyKaiser [2016-02-25 00:41:16 +0000 UTC]
Me: How tough am I? HOW F***ING TOUGH AM I?! I took on the T-1000 by myself!
Wario: Yeah, so?
Me: WITH BARE. FISTS!
Wario: Uhh, okay, you can come in, just don't rip me up!
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AnonymousGX [2015-12-14 19:44:30 +0000 UTC]
How tough am I? I didn't believe that youtube video that a Magikarp with setup could sweep a Legendary team. So I did it. Twice in a row success.
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115spartan [2015-11-30 02:05:47 +0000 UTC]
Wario: how tough are you?
Master chief: How Tough am I!! I beat Halo on Legendary mode!!
Wario: heh yea so?
Master chief: with one PistolΒ and no damage.
Wario: uhh okay right this way 0.0
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MarshallDunn [2015-10-11 20:53:34 +0000 UTC]
And then Daisy:
Daisy: How tough am I? EeeYAAHH! *rips off Wario's mustache*
Wario: OOOOOWWWW!!!
Daisy: *Places mustache back on; says WOW.
Wario: R-r-right this way
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SHADOWLOUIX [2015-10-01 20:20:41 +0000 UTC]
Wario: Welcome to the Heavyweight Club. Β How tough are you?
me: How tough am I, HOW TOUGH AM I? I'm SO SO TOUGH I BEAT BLOODBORN
Wario: yeah so what
me: 8 times with only the begin items
Wario: Β Uhh, right this way.Β
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AmpleDeviant [2015-09-10 16:38:24 +0000 UTC]
Rosalina and Luma are top tier.
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