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Published: 2008-11-16 01:17:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 40135; Favourites: 646; Downloads: 2628
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(WARNING! Please do not fave or comment here. If you would like to then please do so at the link [link] I reuploaded it on my new account!)The first Twilight book summed up in one drawing, as well as the personalities of Edward and Bella. Did Edward mention he was dangerous?
I can't believe some teens are calling this crap the next equivalent Harry Potter
the only people who'd enjoy this are woman who devour romance novels like no tomorrow, anyone who considers themselves emos or even likes emos (which is NOT a good thing), and anyone who's obssessed with fanfics done by middle school girls cause that's what the story is like, A FANFIC just without any fandom to whore to.
excuse me while I go watch Buffy and enjoy seeing some vampires get the shit beat out of them
Twilight and characters belong to Stephenie Meyer
art belongs to me
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Jingle bell Twilight smells,Edward ran away,Bella dies and Jacob cries, HARRY POTTER AND BUFFY ALL THE WAY!!
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Thyther: [Rips Edward in half] YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO LITERATURE. [Looks at Belle] Your next.
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You forgot his bronze hair and golden eyes. Dear God, same description every few pages...
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NOOOOOOOO! 
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...BUFFY!
Im waiting for the day where edward shows up and gets his ass kicked by buffy. hell, willow could probably stake him.
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Cool story Brah, nah just kidding, i can accept reading when it comes to twilight hatin'
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The likeness of this cartoon to the actual people astounds me 
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you made Bella to pretty. She has to be even paler than Edward and every time she says his name she has to sound like she's choking on something. Oh, and Edward should have Bella's lips cause he's a fucking drag queen.
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The movie killed it. So hard.
But I still like the books for entertainment's sake (especially breaking dawn.)
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whoops--says not to comment here--
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Hey, your wrong about one thing.
As far as I have seen, emos, goths, and scene people hate this book. I HATE THIS BOOK.
Other than that, everything else was true...
Did Edward mention he was dangerous?
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ok, so you say things like bastard, but you wont say ass? (thats the thing that caught my eye the second i looked at this)
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we should start a mob against the person who allowed this story to ACUALLY be published!
a disgrace to vampires this is Lestat is ashamed
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This is amazing! Stupid twilight fangirls, Harry Potter will always be be better than Twilight, because JK Rowling can write. Stephenie Meyer can't. Take it from Steven King himself
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WOW 
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*Sits out side with a sniper rifer and waits for Stephenie Meyer*
That's right. Come on out,bitch.
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On a side not,Alucard would kick Edward's sparkly fairy ass all the way to Mars.
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I read in somewhere this:
If they say in Twilight that breathing
is not cool, the 98% of the teenagers
must be dead by now, if you are the 2%
that laughed with that,then U R normal
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I don't know why everyone assumes that all teenage girls like Twilight. I read the first book when I was a teenager the first month it had come out, before it became successful. I can seriously tell you that it was waste of time.
Stephen King said that the difference between Rowling and Meyer is that Rowling can write, Meyer cannot. haha
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Edward: Did I mention I'm dangerous?
Me: Yes, we GET IT!
XD
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Ok, people... please just calm down! There are people who hate Twilight and people who like it. We all have the right to our own opinions. God, I feel like I'm on the Maury show...
By the way, extremly funny picture.
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why do you hate twilight? if you don't like it then just let other people be happy with it.your all worse than your comments... we like twilight, we understand it. now stop hating. its so rotten
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In almost all cases we hate twilight becouse it is an insult to the vampire culture, and have this clear
VAMPIRE DO NOT SPARKLE
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if you hateit then just shut the fuck up about it! if you don't see things the way other people does... it doesnt mean that theres something wrong with it or the peopl wh0 UNDERSTAND IT. who cares if vampires dont sparkle or not? we like vampires. we like the way the characters in the story were created and how the story touches us. you dont get it and we understand that, but will you please shut ur freaking gob? its not nice to diss people or thing just because you cant connect on a certain level that you create for your own.leave those people alone ok? keep it to your self. were not hating on YOU. we enjoy the twilight. and theres nothing on earth you can do about it.
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HAHAHAHAHA! I laughed, seriously I did.
Understand it? The only thing I understand is that your a twihard and Stephanie Myer or whatever seriously insulted all the vampires and werewolves of the world. She's also a terrible author and Bella is a mentally unstable, horrible. disgrace to teenage girls everywhere. And don't even get me started on the Edward subject. He's not even a vampire he's a friggin PIXIE.
The story touches you? pfffft what does Edward stalk you too and touch you in your sleep?
Yeah and I agree with ~LittlebunnyFifi
please use some proper english.
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Hey, can you speak in proper english? But you guys are hypocrits. You know why? Apparently you guys can say all you want about Twilight and how you guys won't shut the fuck up about it, but we can't express our opinions? Go here and see what crazy ass fangirls have done to people who don't like Twilight: [link] I hope this makes you realize that other people have opinions but it's people like you who piss us all off. We are the true victums in this epidemic. Thank you for your time.
Love,
LittlebunnyFifi
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Thanks, I love you too!
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^^
Edward loves you too. He's going to stalk you and watch you while you sleep everynight for months 83
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O.O Where are my wooden stakes?1 I need my wooden stakes!
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I'm sure it wouldn't kill Edward seeing as he's this magical pixie vampire that sparkles instead of burns in the sunlight.
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Well mabey, if we use garlic that might kill him.
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BURN IT! That's the solution right?
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The only way to kill a sparklepire is to rip them into unreconizable pieces and then put all the pieces in different bags and place them at seperate ends of the earth so they don't regenerate. This of course is all only possible by another sparklepire.
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Edward says that he's dangerous...
AND BELLA STILL THINKS ON EDWARD! O_O
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XD This is awesome! Hilarious!
Thanks for making me day!;D
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You sir, are the greatest artist that ever LIIIVVVED!!!
Lol. But seriously, good submition. I hate Twilight a lot.
I am a monster fan and SM ruined vampires and werewolves. I love werewolves and I hate how she did them. Though I think vampires are kinda boring, I hate how she messed them up even more.
The whole book series is junk.
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