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Published: 2008-06-02 15:09:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 1160; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 1
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Description Once again, I reiterate: Fred sucks at Levitation.

So this is kind of how I picture some parts of the inside of my mind. They're dark and foreboding and guarded by mythical creatures. Most of them are probably awesome and creepy looking ruins of old castles and stuff because I find that sort of thing awesome. But yeah, to practice their psychic abilities, the inmates have apparently gone inside my mind (not that technically they aren't there already...wait, what?)

So, in attempts to jump across the broken bridge up there, Fred has missed the other side and (sucking at Levitation as badly as I think he would) his Thought Bubble falls a bit faster than the others. So, the others race down on either side (some had already made it across) and two of them reach out with Telekinesis to grab him and pull him to safety before he is spiked to death.

As it also happens, the two who reach out to help him are, sadly, the two who I support in pairings with Fred, because right now the two are duking it out in my mind for the spot of "Favorite Character To Pair With Fred". Dangit! Crispin, Boyd! Knock it off or I'll come in there and kick both yer asses myself! And yes, Crispin's TK hand has claws while Boyd's has normal fingers. It just has to do with how they came across personality-wise in the game.

Also: *sob* Fred's legs aren't quite long enough! I couldn't get the damned things to look right except for the brief flash of inspiration I got that led to this drawing.
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Comments: 19

Fangirl-of-Ace [2008-09-13 16:53:33 +0000 UTC]

Before having completed reading your description of the picture, I thought those hands belonged to the mythical creatures guarding your mind. Thank goodness they didn't. x3

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CheetahKitteh [2008-07-04 19:31:11 +0000 UTC]

I would fav this, if I could, but I cant>>(stupid computer)

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Shadow-Warrior-Nami [2008-06-07 01:08:21 +0000 UTC]

FRED! NO! JUST BELIEEEEEVE IN YOURSELF, AND YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!

...Except fly. And survive eating Ford's burgers. And appearing suddenly in my room, towing Raz and D'art and Boyd and Sasha and... *Names off almost every male character in Psychonauts happily*

Anyway, this is a cute picture. I totally want to run out and hug Fred's levitation ball now, because it just looks so velvety and squishy. But, on a side note, you know what'd be weird? If his levi-ball was about, say, one inch taller than the spikes, so he just narrowly avoids ruining his good shirt with icky blood and organ stains that will NEVER wash out.

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necroMatador In reply to Shadow-Warrior-Nami [2008-06-07 02:24:28 +0000 UTC]

Unfortunately, he cannot appear in my room towing my favorite characters either, so that is a sad fact we share

XDD It would be quite amusing...I can see it now, Boyd and Crispin get in a TK arm-wrestling match or something equally stupid in their attempts to decide who actually saves Fred. Meanwhile, Fred lands safely, notices that his Thought Bubble is a inch or so taller than the spikes, and just Levitates on out of the spike-pit.

Then he and the rest of the group just leave Boyd and Crispin behind.

(By the way, I love the last sentence of your signature. Because Sasha name puns are always funny, even if he doesn't like them!)

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Shadow-Warrior-Nami In reply to necroMatador [2008-06-10 00:32:52 +0000 UTC]

So sad. Well, it wouldn't work, anyway. The odds are we'd just sit there, sipping tea and chatting pleasantly about... clouds... or something. Rape's illegal, and in about 1/2 of them, it's be pedophilia. D8

I was thinking more along the lines of slapping. That'd be awesome. Fred and Gloria and Edgar would return after the mission, sipping sodas and exchanging witticisms, only to find them (with beards) still slapping each other. They stand there for about three seconds, then Gloria randomly pushes them off the cliff (with a 'quack' sound effect).

Thanks! I mean, there are so many bad puns, how can you NOT make fun of his name eventually? 8D I must have at least 185 more in my repitua.)

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NakkiStiltz [2008-06-03 22:59:35 +0000 UTC]

AHGHGHG YAY YOU DREW MORE PSYCHONAUTS!!!!!

Oh crap, poor Fred. X333 He and Coco are in the same camp! LOLOLOL!!!!! GET IT?! THE CAMP OF SUCKY LEVITATORS!? AND-AND THEY'RE AT A SUMMERCAMP! ...GET IT?! XDDDDD

lol nevermind. ANYWHO. I like how you drew the arms. Both of them look awesome... X3333 ehehehehe I'm just geeking out about this right now so ignore me lolol.

All in all: I like this picture. X33333

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Twisted-chan [2008-06-03 15:22:14 +0000 UTC]

Omgz, I love your little doodles of Fred trying out his psychic powers. He's so adorable and awkward. I've done that so often in the game, I too sucked at levitation (it didn't help that I missed the explanation on how to actually float)

And. Oh em Gee. You mentioned Fred and Boyd in the same sentance, with an intended slash sense in mind. Lyke, scuse me while I fangirl.

*Around half an hour later*
I sure wouldn't wanna be Fred in the pairing aspect, though. Neither Boyd nor Crispin strike me as men who would really play their moves very safely, given a rival. (D
I like the composition. Nice idea to personalise the mental hands. Crispin's being clawed are just awesome, because his psychic energy would so totally be like that, and with Boyd and his enormous wedge-fingers, normal sparkly-fiery hands are awesome.
In summary: I LIKE THIS PITCHER, MKAYZ?

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necroMatador In reply to Twisted-chan [2008-06-03 15:51:01 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I suck at levitation too. Mostly because running around on the Thought Bubble often leads to me falling off cliffs (or back down to the bottom of Thorney Towers DX), and I keep forgetting which button to press to float after jumping.

And good lord, a fight between Crispin and Boyd over Fred is an epic fight. The Fred probably sold tickets to the campers, and Ford made popcorn. Boyd would probably end up setting Crispin on fire XD

(Oh, and BTW I was squealing happily the whole time writing this comment because your, *Tzyoku , and *NakkiStiltz 's comments always make me feel hyper and uber-happy for some reason! )

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Twisted-chan In reply to necroMatador [2008-06-04 12:31:28 +0000 UTC]

Is it that biased/morbid of me that I snicker at the thought of Boyd setting Crispin on fire? D: I like Crispin too, I really do (and I like Crispin/Fred)! D: I think it's because Crispin's greasy hair would totally be a hazard in regards to fire. XD

That would be such an awesome epic fight. Ah, the British vs the Americans~! XD The idea of Fred cashing in on such things amuses me greatly. He's finally found something that untaps that DYNAMIC AND INTERESTING FRED that is kinda super-dormant in his personality.
Dang. Now I want popcorn from Ford. I'd have to wait a while, though, since he's still working on those burgers...

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necroMatador In reply to Twisted-chan [2008-06-04 12:56:42 +0000 UTC]

No it's not biased, but it might be a bit morbid. I, too, snicker at the thought, also because of Crispin's greasy hair.

And yeah, the popcorn may take a while...good thing I don't like popcorn ^__^

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Twisted-chan In reply to necroMatador [2008-06-04 13:04:11 +0000 UTC]

It'd, like, sizzle. D: Poor Crispin. None of the inmates would have very good personal hygeine, though, so I shouldn't be making fun of him. Sorry, Crispin. ^^

You don't like popcorn? Then however do you manage to watch movies? (jk, I rarely eat popcorn myself. Too many mishaps with uncooked kernels)

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NakkiStiltz In reply to necroMatador [2008-06-03 22:21:09 +0000 UTC]

Crispin: AGGGGHHH F*CK SHITE F*CK OW OW OW OWWWWW I CAN'T SEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! *smashes into a few campers and a couple trees* F*CK YOU, YA STUPID AMERICAN GUARD *runs around flailing and hitting things*

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necroMatador In reply to NakkiStiltz [2008-06-03 22:54:50 +0000 UTC]

And you know that all the counselors watching (because they would all be watching, it'd be too good to pass up!) would be covering the ears of the campers with both real and telekinetic hands to spare their poor innocent ears from the not-so-innocent language used by Crispin.

I wonder if there were some psychic way to make it so that the kids hear 'bleep's instead of curses...

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NakkiStiltz In reply to necroMatador [2008-06-03 23:02:35 +0000 UTC]

I have a sudden urge to draw all this now. X333333

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necroMatador In reply to NakkiStiltz [2008-06-03 23:39:02 +0000 UTC]

XD, me too.

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NakkiStiltz In reply to necroMatador [2008-06-03 22:19:58 +0000 UTC]

awwww. <3 yours make me happy too..... X3333

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LarkaChan [2008-06-02 19:23:20 +0000 UTC]

Oh my, Don't die! than Molly's mind will smell of death -.-

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necroMatador In reply to LarkaChan [2008-06-02 20:02:46 +0000 UTC]

Oh don't worry, he wouldn't die in my mind. He's my favorite character from Psychonauts! If the other two missed catching him, then I can see things screeching to a halt and me popping up and being all "OMG, Fred! However did you get in such a position? Here let me save you!" and I'd snap or clap my hands and he'd just appear safely on the other side of the spiky death gorge.

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LarkaChan In reply to necroMatador [2008-06-02 23:07:22 +0000 UTC]

Lol, or I could see something like a strangly convienunt matress apearing.

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