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NecroGreen In reply to amitisar64123 [2012-05-11 20:47:53 +0000 UTC]

Bart Simpson thought that the school served milk with the lunches, until he took a closer look at a carton and saw that it was labelled "MALK" rather than "MILK".

Malk's specific nutritional qualities aren't known except that it includes Vitamin R, according to the verbiage on the carton. It is also either completely lacking in calcium (and other bone-strengthening nutrients) or has another, unspecified, substance that actively weakens bones. Bart cracked his knuckles, heard a snap and complained about his bones being brittle, in spite of the fact that he always drank plenty of Malk.

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NecroGreen In reply to unmatchedsock13 [2011-06-21 18:17:15 +0000 UTC]

haha sure.

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unmatchedsock13 In reply to NecroGreen [2011-06-21 20:44:49 +0000 UTC]

Thank you : D

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NecroGreen In reply to sonicthemeatball [2011-04-15 22:23:56 +0000 UTC]

haha

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sonicthemeatball In reply to NecroGreen [2011-04-15 22:33:28 +0000 UTC]

Thank you. I was hoping someday that someone would post a deviation about malk.

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NecroGreen In reply to sonicthemeatball [2011-04-15 22:47:46 +0000 UTC]

lol

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