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Published: 2012-09-03 16:42:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 3595; Favourites: 164; Downloads: 46
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yay, a kankri keep calm poster
yes i thought it was funny. karkat got out of his loss off words and told him to shut up XD for some weird reason i couldnΒ΄t save this picture on my compurer so i took a picture of it on my phone and sended it to myself, that is why it is looks a little weird :/ I have another one in mind actually anyway~ until then, enjoy :3
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Woah this is weird
This is the first time I see this but it's already in my favorites...
*stares at dA Logo*
IT KNOWSSSS
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yes! it knows everything! it knows all of your deepest desires and your darkest secrets! thatx to satelites it even knows what you ate to breakfest this morning!
cOusE ItS MoThERfUCkING MIRIcLeS!
: o)
even th9ugh s9me 9f th9se acti9ns might 6e very triggering- (bla bla bla and s9 9n)
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>deepest desires
>darkest secrets
Look out guys we got a mind-readin' badass over here
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oh hell yes we have! a badass mind reader- phycic mind powers over here!
who can see the future
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yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee2222222222222222222222
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yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss~~~~~~~~~~
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS~~~~~~~~~~
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yEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssss~~
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Pacify y9urself and give interesting lectures.
Pacify y9urself and c9mmunicate effectively with 9thers.
These are a couple of what I think Kankri would have said if he was able to finish.
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yep, a few among thousands and thousands off things he could say XD
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Pacify y9urself and d9n't trigger me
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exactly XD i have one in mind but its basicly just him rambling on and on outside the frame XD
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So basically "Pacify y9urself and- Y9u kn9w what? I'm triggered 6y the use 9f this meme. It is incredi6ly 9verw9rn 6ecause pe9ple c9nstantly use it f9r nearly every character that has a p9pular catchphrase and quite frankly, I d9 n9t want t9 6e a part 9f this ridicul9us list 9f 9ne-liners. It is extremely 9ffensive t9 me and 6lah 6lah 6lah 6lah" right?
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haha XD yeah something like that XD
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i wouldn't be surprised
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i can't believe almost nobody commented on this
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they probably dont want to risk him talking again when kk finally shut him up XD
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hey unless kankri suddenly appears we have nothing to wor--
Kankri What are y9u l99king at? Is this what pe9ple think 9f me? I am quite severely triggered 6y that, and I think it sh9uld 6e--
Me: *whacks kankri upside the head so he passes out* Nothing to worry about... <_<;;
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good job. how dose he even do that anyway? he just pops up from no were, teleport?! o.o
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I think he puts teleportizer clips on everyone.
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what? o.o *starts to sertch* when the hell did he do that?? is he some sort of spy now or what?(kankri 007,wow i have to draw that some time! XD)
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OMG Kankri 007 I would definitely watch. "The name's Vantas. Kankri. Vantas."
and teleportizer clips is something that just popped up in my head. hmm... to headcanon or not to headcanon?
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hell yes! XDD i can totaly see kankri pose like that XD i think i have to draw hamlet vantas or something XD "t9 trigger 9r n9t t9 trigger"
"previlage 9r n9 previlege"
XD
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oh god i would actually want to see that and i only occasionally read shakespeare stuff
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same here! XD i want to cosplay him now XD
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OMG. Imagine broadway kankri.
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HA XD some sort of mary popins parody lecture XD i dont think im good with kankri broadway but im actualy working on caliborn
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broadway caliborn. calibroadway. (oh god *2x facepalm combo*)
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yes XD or cherub musical XD i have some songs writen already XD
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calibroadway and calliopera (omg mobius double 2x facepalm double reacharound desk-to-floor happen combo)
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XD nice combo XD
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is it scary that it actually happened? i really did flail and facepalm, lose my balance and fall out of my chair, landing on my back on my grand excursion to the floor.
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no XD as long as you didnΒ΄t break your back or something
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I've got a bit of a bruise on my shoulder and one on my side, but I'm fine otherwise 
waaaah why won't equius and horuss hug in homestuck already?! >A<
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oh thats god ^^ and a STRONG improvment on equius side! XD
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IKR? i think soon i'll be able to trust him to use a glass or a plastic cup when drinking milk. not yet though, he needs more practice
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teaching him how to draw without crushing the pencil isn't a picnic though
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yeah... XD thatΒ΄ll probably take a while
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*replies when im meant to be in bed because as of sending its two in the morning over here*
yeah he's still on the jumbo pencils the brute XD but he's managing to draw without putting dents in the table, ripping the paper or snapping the pencils in two so his strength control is getting much better. pretty soon he'll be able to switch between strong and unstrong as if he was some kind of Incredibly Hyper Strong Alien Troll From Another Planet Who Shoots Lasers From His Eyes And Dedicates His Life To Protecting Innocent Trolls Of All Blood Castes... minus the eye lasers and inability to play favourites in blood. and no i did not just put the name of troll superman in this comment XD okay yes i did
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XD super troll! XD
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its rumored that Incredibly Hyper Strong Troll from an Alien Planet was played by a high level psionic because most instalments of IHSTfaAP had goldbloods playing the part, though it's said the most recent instalment was a blueblood.
(this is all just random stuff off the top of my head now)
ok and kankri's actually been toning down on the sucial justice blogger larping XD soon i'll be able to go to sleep without him screaming that cronus is triggering him
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gold blood 
but whatΒ΄d you expext? i mean cronus triggers everybody! XD
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as much as i don't mind mustard, i tend to scar myself for life if i call them mustard bloods, so i resort to the less traumatising and more respectable "gold blood"
lol ikr? he plotbombs on so many of my larps with terezi and nepeta it ain't funny anymore. and he's always pairing himself with ravecrow (my fantroll's ancesetor) when he does. the guy's probably got the hots for me come to think of it. don't know if he's feeling red or black towards me though. i'm not much of a kismefish person though (oh god sorry that was such a terrible fishpun XD)
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