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Published: 2014-01-03 01:52:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 12628; Favourites: 144; Downloads: 195
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Shepard lays down the law to her daughters first boyfriend.
"1. Get a job
2. Understand I don't like you
3. I'm everywhere
4. You hurt her, I hurt you
5. Be home 30 minutes early
6.Β Get a lawyer
7. If you lie to me, I will find out
8. She's my princess, not your conquest
9. I don't mind going to jail
10. What ever you do to her, I will do to you"Β
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She is a Spectre) She can't go to jail) Rule #9 must be : I m a Spectre - I could kill anybody and nobody do nothing to me.
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Daughter: Mom! Do something!
Liara: I hope you remember those rules. I have one of my own. You mistreat my daughter and I will blow you out the nearest airlock.
Daughter: MOM!
Boyfriend: Y-Yes, Ma'am.
Shepard: Nice one, Liara.
The two leave.
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Shepard: Am I clear?
Boyfriend: Y-Yes, ma'am.
Liara: Β Shepard, Β don't Β scare the poor boy!
Daughter: Dad!
Shepard: Β Just laying down some rules.
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Wouldn't Shepard look old and wrinkly by then? Default Femshep's hair should be white by now.
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Speaking as a father of a teenage daughter I would do the same a Shepard. Lol
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I like #5 and #8. Β I have actually heard a variation of #5 before. Β
The exact words were "Her curfew is 10:00, that means you will come through that door no later than 9:45."
If somewhere far down the line, I do have kids I plan on using that one. lol
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Addendum to 9:Β "I'm a Council Spectre, and I've gotten away with eradicating scum with nuclear weapons."
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Lol yeah, it'd help if the description isn't a copy and paste
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11. I am friends with Urdnot Wrex, and he assures me that Kalros is still hungry for anything living.
XD
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number nine should be "i have get out of jail free status"
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12) No drugs, no alcohol, no smoking and sex only when you become her husband
13) Don't pretend i didn't make myself clear.
Nice work
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that human finger. points the right direction.
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11. I once killed a Reaper with a thresher maw. It was fun.
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So if I have sex with shep's daughter, shep will have sex with me? this sounds like a damn good rule, can liara join in too then lol.
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AH AH, love this one. so funny, well done ^^
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I love this--the image with Liara's expression and stance and the daughter asking for her help, lol. And then the text is just brilliant as well. Awesome XD
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So if he makes out with her, you will make out with him?
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A proposed amendment to number 9
"9. I am THEΒ Spectre; I will never go to jail, no matter what I do to you."
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Omg, this Turian looks so awfully scared xD
I love that pic 
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I just freaking love this--had to come back to say it. Shep's warning finger in the air is priceless as she steadfastly ignores her bondmate's glare haha, too good!
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I think you forgot the most important ones.
"11. I am Commander Shepard!
12. I repeat to you: I am Commander Shepard!"
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Don't forget
13.Β "I have have another child named Urdnot Grunt."
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Amazing stuff and I totally like Liara's face
...mh? But the last rule could be missunderstood
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wow cool! love the look on the turian's face "ehhh I should go.."
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You forgot, "I'll just be here, cleaning my gun."
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that has got to be the bravest turian in the galaxy. I applaud his courage
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No funΒ stuff young man do I make myself clear
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11. I saved the universe from an ancient sentient robotic species, cured the Krogans of the Genophage, Got the Quarians their homplanet back as well as made them have peace with the Geth, which i also made Sentient. I stormed Omega, I destroyed a Mass Relay and I whipped out the Collectors. Remember all this before you try anything with my princess, and you MIGHT get out of this unhurt.
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Shepard looks quite young for her daughter to be of dating age! XD
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Benifets of all the cibernetic implants
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In Mass Effect, humans lives 150 years.
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That is something I can quite work with. ;3 Really like it.
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To me its more "Shepard will just kill you if you hurt our daughter, I'll rip you limb from limb with my mind if you hurt our daughter" >:[
'Cause, you know, Liara's a bad-ass momma
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then again, what do they expect from parents who had sex twice in like three years... maybe three times if that story with the car chase is true
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No offence but I don't think you know what War andΒ fraternization is.
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Liara - "Not another word from you, young lady! You wore that to the mall?"
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