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Published: 2011-12-25 05:35:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 585; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 10
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CRAP! I forgot the skull..My half of an art trade with Hope you like it!
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MUAHAHA mission accomplished. GOOD LUCK. I have destroyed all the pickles..
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this is EXACTLY what I look like when I'm eating pickles while frolicing in a wheat feild.
Very well done my friend.
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I knew you'd see the truth. It IS actually a playful portrait of my pickle eating friend (that's you).
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And the truth I did see.
Now, let me tell you a tale of wonder and amazement.
When I was four I could not open the pickle jar, so I made my momma open it for me. I then took out five or so baby pickles, and ran outside. As I ran through my yard skipping and singing like any normal child, the pickles stayed in my hands. Once they were warm and dry enough from getting swung through the air and being held in dry skin, I held one above my mouth and started eating it, holding it by the stem. I pretended I was a giaffe right then, and ate them all like they were leaves. I then wiped the excess pickle juice on my shorts, and walked to the nearest tree. Now, since I was pretending to be a giraffe, I was obligated to eat ACTUALLY leaves. I picked a leaf from one of the low branches, put it in my mouth, then spit it out and ran inside. I was so dissapointed that I was a mockery to all giraffes, with my distaste for leaves, I ate the rest of the pickles in that jar. Which was about ten or fifteen baby pickles. Later, I got sick and threw up, then took a nap.
THE END.
ARE YOU NOT ASTONISHED?
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Astonished? Hmm I don't know about that.. However, I would say that I am amazed, astounded, bewildered and taken aback. I would also add that I'm in a dumbfouded state by being flabbergasted to the floor. You have overwhelmed, stunned and rocked me to the core. You threw a shocking curve ball that has blown my starlted mind.. But astonished? I reckon not. Although the bit about the nap was BORDER LINE astonishing. And for that, a simple kudos to you.
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And thus; my work here is done.
Stories of my childhood kill daisies, you know. I've sat in my feild and talked to the daisies. If I mentioned my childhood, they'd implode. I like killing daisies.
I once scared a scary robin sitting on my fence. It wouldn't move, it had no tail, I thought it to be immobil. But then! Right before my eyes, it pooped and flew away. I never looked at cookies the same way again.
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Good to hear, thanks man.
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