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Published: 2012-02-24 06:51:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 8347; Favourites: 149; Downloads: 32
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Description Edited to add: Well, well, well. Looks like Krogan Battlemaster WILL be a thing after all. That's prescience, folks.

"This isn't a Post Something Wednesday, it's not Wednesday bwjshjdgsjhdjsd". I know. Illustrator was being a pain with exporting and I was tired and blah blah blah. Hey. PSW are more about motivating to make lots of small things and having an arbitrary deadline and excuses to post stupid things more than actually being about Wednesdays, so. I'm dubious that anyone is actually hanging around here with bated breath on Wednesdays for whatever the hell shows up. If you do? My regrets for disappointing.

So! I didn't feel like finishing any of the nice half-done paintings I had around. I felt more like making a hasty stupid comic! So here it is. The stuuuuupidest. XD

As should be glaringly obvious, I have not played ME3 multiplayer yet. This comic has no basis in however that would actually go. It's more about my own presumption that I will make terrible noob mistakes, such as fouling up the character creator so badly that I begin gameplay with a character class that by all rights should not exist nor should it ever have been conceived of.

Probably only makes sense/is funny to me! Oh well.

I'm sure I'll get around to MP.... sometime.

All of this except the parts that are terrible is from Mass Effect belongs to Bioware. Yadda.

(PS, I'm aware that 'Battlemaster' isn't a playable class either. Daht's the joke. /wolfcastle)
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Comments: 51

AuthorOfSins [2013-01-29 13:13:24 +0000 UTC]

OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wow.
Volus Adept = Hanar Ice Cream Vendor.
Totally.

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Poison1234 [2012-12-13 00:05:33 +0000 UTC]

Hanar ice cream vendor, I want a vanilla flavored ice cream with rainbow sprinkles.

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MoonEcho In reply to Poison1234 [2012-12-13 00:44:04 +0000 UTC]

This one only carries sea salt ice cream.

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Poison1234 In reply to MoonEcho [2012-12-13 02:49:06 +0000 UTC]

Hmm.... I guess I'll try one f those. Can I still have the sprinkles?

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lenmutt [2012-11-08 06:04:32 +0000 UTC]

Hanar Ice Cream vendor would be an amazing April fools joke ^_^

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zestymoo [2012-05-05 01:27:46 +0000 UTC]

I haven't played multiplayer either, though I think this is EXACTLY how it would go for me

Hanar Ice Cream Vendor might not have many attacks, but he's got a renegade interrupt: [link]

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Thejboy88 [2012-03-13 18:39:49 +0000 UTC]

Now that I think about it, how WOULD a Hanar fight a battle anyway? Do they have biotics or something?

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vizard355 In reply to Thejboy88 [2012-03-17 15:12:14 +0000 UTC]

Blasto could hold his own

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efleck [2012-03-01 15:07:02 +0000 UTC]

I love you.

Also, I wish you'd play multiplayer with me...

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MoonEcho In reply to efleck [2012-03-02 05:44:54 +0000 UTC]

Aw no Efleck's after my Lucky Charms Tuparisicles!

Or d'ya just need someone to break their arms/legs/head at your enemies? I'm pretty sure that'd be my special ability. Aww yeah.

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efleck In reply to MoonEcho [2012-03-02 18:50:11 +0000 UTC]

I am bent on unlocking the secret multiplayer character... the illusive man. You get to run around in a suit and burn people with your cigarette and toss your glass of whiskey in their eyes.

IT'S GOING TO BE AWESOME.

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MoonEcho In reply to efleck [2012-03-02 23:51:35 +0000 UTC]

Bahahaha

I'm holding out for "Asari Consort". Then I'll just run around the field and touch everyone inappropriately until they get uncomfortable and leave. INSTANT WIN.

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tristan7grunt [2012-02-28 05:06:03 +0000 UTC]

I want a baby hanar, I will feed it fruit roll ups, and it will be mine. :3

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Kage-no-senso [2012-02-26 21:26:53 +0000 UTC]

awesomely correct! nice work!

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CitronnelleCiphy [2012-02-26 19:19:34 +0000 UTC]

My day is made!
...But I'd still play as an Elcor or smth.

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Kireshai [2012-02-26 02:42:59 +0000 UTC]

hahahahahahaha!!!! so brilliantly silly.

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LordBloodySoul [2012-02-25 11:50:18 +0000 UTC]

Most people will play these online XD

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TheArtributor [2012-02-25 05:23:42 +0000 UTC]

We all know that once they are out in dlc, the battle field will be very pink.

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MoonEcho In reply to TheArtributor [2012-02-25 05:59:54 +0000 UTC]

And it will be magnificent.

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AkatsukiChild [2012-02-25 01:14:06 +0000 UTC]

That is one sexy Hanar, and I totally want some ice cream!

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MoonEcho In reply to AkatsukiChild [2012-02-25 05:59:18 +0000 UTC]

Why thank you!

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AkatsukiChild In reply to MoonEcho [2012-02-26 19:49:39 +0000 UTC]

You welcome!

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LSDInkvizitor [2012-02-25 00:11:03 +0000 UTC]

Special abilities: Frozen Chocolate Storm and Vanilla Burst

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MoonEcho In reply to LSDInkvizitor [2012-02-25 05:58:50 +0000 UTC]

I guess it could work like Cryo Blast? Or like Neural Shock, when the opponent gets brain freeze! XD

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LSDInkvizitor In reply to MoonEcho [2012-02-25 13:43:10 +0000 UTC]

and main weapon: Automatic Coin Gun

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Caffeineghost [2012-02-24 21:55:29 +0000 UTC]

Best class ever.

Really. They have to put this in the game now.

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MoonEcho In reply to Caffeineghost [2012-02-25 05:57:29 +0000 UTC]

We can hope!

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Deezmo [2012-02-24 20:39:24 +0000 UTC]

Oh my GOD! This is the best thing ever!! I'm not even joking!

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MoonEcho In reply to Deezmo [2012-02-25 05:57:12 +0000 UTC]

Hooray! Time to celebrate with so much ice cream!

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Halleton [2012-02-24 14:15:15 +0000 UTC]

You shouldn't worry, the options in the character creator are ridiculously limited. : D I wish they weren't though, I would so rather be a hanar shopkeeper than yet another human! This pic is making me wish for all sorts of options. Also oohhhh beautiful gun. AND I LOVE THOSE CRABS. : D

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MoonEcho In reply to Halleton [2012-02-25 05:54:36 +0000 UTC]

Indeed, I hope they'll let people play as a variety of things! It would be a real wasted opportunity for everyone concerned if they keep the options/customization too limited.

Thank you so much!

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Warrior536 [2012-02-24 11:44:19 +0000 UTC]

Which are your favorite classes?

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MoonEcho In reply to Warrior536 [2012-02-25 05:49:24 +0000 UTC]

Oh, hm. I guess I tend to favor Infiltrator! Set people on fire, shoot them in the face from afar while they flail around screaming... good wholesome fun for the whole family!

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LovgrenO [2012-02-24 11:25:24 +0000 UTC]

I want to play as a hanar ice cream vendor.

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MoonEcho In reply to LovgrenO [2012-02-25 05:47:27 +0000 UTC]

Yes, but would you choose it over a hanar commando? Decisions decisions

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LovgrenO In reply to MoonEcho [2012-02-25 08:30:18 +0000 UTC]

A hanar commando would be too overpowered. There would be no point in multiplayer if you got that hanar who solos reapers on the team.

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AkatsukiChild In reply to LovgrenO [2012-02-25 01:14:36 +0000 UTC]

Me too! Sounds like fun!

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LovgrenO In reply to AkatsukiChild [2012-02-25 08:32:17 +0000 UTC]

This one humbly suggests that you try the new tasty tuparisicle.

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AkatsukiChild In reply to LovgrenO [2012-02-25 22:33:25 +0000 UTC]

Hehe xD Sounds good o3o

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Skyward-Dreamer [2012-02-24 08:45:50 +0000 UTC]

HA HA, oh ... lol. This is great. Haven't tried the demo at all myself so I probably know even less.

Reminds me of what was it .. Unreal I think where you could play as a 'space cow'. Weird.

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MoonEcho In reply to Skyward-Dreamer [2012-02-25 05:46:10 +0000 UTC]

Ha, glad you think so! Playing as something absurd should always be an option!

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Skyward-Dreamer In reply to MoonEcho [2012-02-25 11:22:07 +0000 UTC]

I know, right? I don't understand why game developers always, well almost always, leave this option out.

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Secret-Agent-Rabbit [2012-02-24 08:19:26 +0000 UTC]

That is damn funny. I love the hat on the hanar. ^^

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MoonEcho In reply to Secret-Agent-Rabbit [2012-02-25 05:45:14 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! I almost went with a gneric food service paper hat, but the Good Humor Man hat really seems to be resonating with people.

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virtualmorrigan [2012-02-24 07:17:56 +0000 UTC]

ROTFLMAO.

I think the hanar's hat does it for me. The whole thing has me in stitches

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MoonEcho In reply to virtualmorrigan [2012-02-25 05:43:25 +0000 UTC]

Glad to hear it made you laugh! Mission accomplished

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PandaTJ [2012-02-24 07:09:36 +0000 UTC]

I would so take on the Hanar - just for the ice cream

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MoonEcho In reply to PandaTJ [2012-02-25 05:42:59 +0000 UTC]

Hooray! The lack of weapons is compensated by the 100% increase in flavor, or something. XD

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theifkingbakura1 [2012-02-24 07:06:53 +0000 UTC]

Hanar icecream vender.....best class ever
...and Virmire podcrabs!! :3 so much fun to run over with the mako
BioWare should market the Tupari juice....bet it would taste like lychee

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MoonEcho In reply to theifkingbakura1 [2012-02-25 05:41:54 +0000 UTC]

I know, right? Those podcrabs should be everywhere! And Tupari juice too. I'd drink it!

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