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moehawk37 — The Credibility of Vampires
Published: 2011-02-25 10:07:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 1425; Favourites: 27; Downloads: 15
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Here is what I like to call one of my "15 minute comics". Basically a quick comic of reasonably poor quality with the soul purpose of addressing an issue with a large dose of comic relief.Those who know me know that I despise Twlight in every way. Sorry Twitards, that is just how it is. Anyway, here I am, do my part for all the AWESOME pre-twilight-existing vampires out there. And, humanity.
Enjoy.
PS - I do not actually wish any harm on Stephanie Meyers may she live a long and happy life... but one day she will have to answer for her sins!
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I.....LOVE.......THIS! I'd hug you if I could.
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your an awesome person for doing this! anti twilight forever!
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Meyer-pires are a plague upon this earth! I say that we anti-twilight folks should launch a Vampire Dignity Restoration Movement. Who's with me?!
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I am jumping up and down! Am totally with you!!!!
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The disease known as Twilight hit the small-town, USA bookstore in 2006. By then, I was pale, my hair dyed bronze, and my makeup caused me to sparkle just slightly. Do farmers have brains? Probably. I was still Geeky mc. Harry Potter Fan. We moved to the city, and everyone was all "OMGZ A VAMPIUR WILL U PLEEZ EAT ME????!!!!!"
My reaction:
We moved back afterwards, but it was too late.
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LOL unfortunately the majority of people are idiots. It is as simple as that. Moral of the story - once you find people who aren't idiots, stick to them like glue
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Exactly.
Luckily, there was a small group of Anne Rice fans to take cover with.
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excellent!!! Safety in groups!
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And then the Vlad Tods, and then I got a tan.
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I watch the Twilight movies to see Bella's many expressions.
You can tell when she's acting happy because her left eye twitches slightly
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LOL her many expressions... or lack there of!! Your comment made my night
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As was my plan
Her one expression is angst
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Her one expression is facial constipation. That is honestly the only way I can describe it. I don't know how she got into acting. It is quite frightening!
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._.
Maybe... maybe she actually WAS a good actor but then the sole action of her getting the part of Bella sapped all of her acting skill DIRECTLY FROM HER SOUL.
Or maybe she just sucks
LOLOL FACIAL CONSTIPATION
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LOL i honestly don't think she ever EVER possessed any kind of motor-control over her face. Maybe her face just lacks muscles. Because all she seems to be able to do is blink occasionally and sputter out the odd word. HOW DOES ANYONE LIKE TWILIGHT? SERIOUSLY??? Anyone with a brain can see it is all bullshit. Please explain to me this odd obsession people have with it... is it like a train wreck? So bad but people just can't look away??
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You know? I'm thinking of checking out Twilight just to see how much it sucks! xD
Clssic Vampires kick ass
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NOOONOOOONOOOO trust me, you can just take everyones' collective word for it. Don't put yourself through it! It is enough to make grown men cry! And yes, classic vampires totally rock.
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It's good for a laugh, but it's always frightfully awful.
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Lol, I am afraid to ask how exactly. But I am glad that my violent cartoon self interacting with sesame street characters interests you in that special way haha
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haushuahsuaha Yes! I wish someday somebody do this.
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Haha yes... me too *shifty eyes* lol
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CONVICTION! The sentence! Never again shall you write a book! If I catch you even drawing a rough draft, it's straight to Hell!
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Haha thanks so much! First awesome comment goes to you, champ!!
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! 8DDDDDD
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