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PIT SHOULD NEVER STOP BEING THIS NAIVE AND ADORABLE. 
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maybe if you fold in your wings its a snow human!!
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Pit: Yeah! Let's make snow angels!!!!! *jumps into snow*
Pittoo: ... You are all kinds of stupid right now.
Pit: *throws a snowball at Pittoo*
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Pittoo: hey!! *throws a giant snowball at Pit*
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Pit runs away crying to palutena because pittoo supposedly broke his skull with a snowball
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Dark Pit: that's right! Run away *lol*
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Viridi: Haha, nice shot Pittoo!
Dark Pit: Thanks... Piridi.
Viridi: *blushes*
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Me: noooooo! My Darkie Pitty!
Pit: QAQ why do I have to get bullied
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Dark Pit: Because you treat me like crap.
Viridi: DARK PIT!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ANGEL EATING PLANT?!?!
Dark Pit: I was defending myself. SOO sorry.
Pit: Wait... angel EATING?!?!?
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Me: VIRIDI HATES ANGELS! OMP! *grabs Dark Pit frantically and drags away where the plant was* eeeeeeeeeee that plant deserved it!
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Dark Pit: It totally did... Please stop holding me
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Me: *uh oh! Gah I better not do anything that make Dark Pit think I'm.... weird* ... ummm..... ok...... *slowly lets go, but then shakes in fear* guuhh I think I'm the only one that think Pit is just to annoying. *walks slowly away but falls over because Pit tripped me* HEY?!
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Dark Pit: Hey, don't you have a broken skull, you little freak?
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Me: *glares at Dark Pit because she think he insulted her* WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
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Dark Pit: Oh, no, not you little freak, the other little freak.
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Me: *is now extremely angry at Dark Pit* WHY DID YOU CALL ME A FREAK YOU-YOU-IT'S RACIST TO CALL SOMEONE A FREAK! *glaring at Dark Pit with her magic eyes. He better apologize or else he may get hurt*
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Dark Pit: Oh, I think I touched a nerve. Methinks the puppet doth protest too much.
(Chapter 6 quote!!!)
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Me: oh sure you DID YOU FOOL! *uses her hidden magic and floats towards at Dark Pit* you though...... *slaps him* you could mess with me?! I'm deaf in my right ear! *sends Pit flying to Palentuna* I thought you were better than that..... *eyes glows painfully red*
My pet: oh! Hahahahahah he really messed with the wrong girl!
Me: *suddenly stops, covers face with her hands, turns back to normal and crys* uggggh dumb curse!
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Dark Pit: *uses his final smash* Is that REALLY all you got?!
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Me: *absorbs the power* *becomes unresponsive* ........ *starts glowing a beautiful aura*
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Dark Pit: ...Alright... that's weird...
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Me: *lifts Dark Pit in the air and kicks him in sensitive area, launches him to the ground* YOU'RE weird. I really thought you would be polite. So I treat peeps worse than the bad treatment they give me. Also you just harassed a handicapped person! *picks him up* also... why should you have fans when you're this mean?! I seek justice to those who do wrong. *vampire fangs show* oh by the way, I'm a hybrid, that why the sun doesn't harm me. *holds Dark Pit's head so he is paying attention* I'm tougher than I look... you're an embarrassment... you're a horrible liar,you sshouldn't get hated unless it's for a sensible reason like you're a bully, or HEARTLESS. *shoots sympathetic look at Dark Pit* I vowed to myself not to harm a single winged creature, but you made me break that vow by annoying me! I'm goingto give you mercy if you PPROMISE me to be more NICE. Or I'll tell the world you're a jerk. I thought I cared for you..... *tightens her grip* I'm peeved! You actually thought I was weak enough to be blown away by your useless staff. *eyes glow deadly red* you better apologize to me boy! YOU KNOW YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG PERSON! I'M NOT EVEN SKYSONG! MY NAME IS AURA! I LOVED YOU BEFORE YOU ACTED LIKE A PIECE OF GARBAGE! YOU SHOULD KNOW I WAS BULLIED IN THE PAST AND I REGRETTED NOT FOR STANDING UP FOR MYSELF! If you apologize..... I may consider giving you a second chance, but you'll have to earn my trust again..... you devil... if you say something that makes me madfer, I'll give you to Hades so he can EAT your SOUL.
Alxeia: *pops out of my hair, she's a small dragon who's crippled* yeah, you really messed with a hard working person who did NOTHING to deserve the treatment you give her. You make me want to kill you over and over again! She may seem over powered, but she uses her powers wisely. You don't even deserve that staff *she takes the staff away from Dark Pit* I heard you stole this from someone who worked REALLY hard to make this baby! *she accidentally shoots Dark Pit's leg with it* AAAGH WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SO CLUMSY! GOSH I'M SORRY!
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Dark Pit: *gets up from ground, wings are bloody and torn* *swallowing pain* yeah... I'll just go now... *starts walking away*
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Me: *evil spirit leaves her body, and she collapses. Something on her neck glows, summoning her dragon, Soshi*
Alxeia: *runs away in fear of Dark Pit*
Soshi: *taps gently on Dark Pit's shoulder* psst sir, the girl who beat you ups was actually being controlled by one of Hades minions. *places her paw on Dark Pit's chest and heals him* I'm sorry about that. But we may need your help, that spirit was spying on you, Hades going to think you're weak. By the way, my name is Soshi, but please DO not call me sushi... I know it may be tempting. She's unconscious from that spirit, haven't had her eat for a whole week, so she may not feel well. *Soshi notices a scar on Dark Pit's wing* good grief.... how bad WAS it?
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Dark Pit
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Me: *omg he haaates me! I should've never been born...* ok fine you jerk, that doesn't explain why I have a hole on my belly. FROM YOUR STAFF! *has a hole in belly* I hate my nickname. (Mutters Pittoo is a jerk, it's not loud enough to even hear because it just sounded like a scoff) *eye catches the headpiece Dark Pit wears* 0_0 the heck - *a random bird swoops it off of his head and destroys it* eh, it was some mind reading thing anyways.
Pit: *accidentally dumps Dark Pit in pink paint* SORRY PITTOO!
Me: *snickers* you're blushing right now aren't you? *magically dumps rainbow paint on Pit* HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Looks like the 'Rainbow' fell from the sky!
Pit: what? *looks at himself* aww great.
Me: *looks at the PINK Dark Pit* umm that looks too weird on you .-. I gotta say PINK way never my colour, but it looks DREADFUL on you.
Soshi: I gotta agree. My name is Japanese for element.
Me: .-. Pink fish- *it's raining fish on Dark Pit* that's gotta be the worst thing ever. *no sarcasm here* I want sushi now. SCRAAAAM YOU FREAKY PELICAN *shooing Pit away* that guy looks like pelicans with mutations - PINK PIT - golly, just get that pink off or you'll become Pink Pit. You don't want that .-.
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Dark Pit: Hey, you're awake. Sorry I'm such a jerk. Wanna help me a) scrape this stupid paint off and b) destroy Hades before you try to kill me again? *is very macho, even though he has a severely bruised private area*
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Me: 0////0 oh sure anything! But I hate to say - * shows Dark Pit the Permanent Paint* this is actually permanent paint. I'm going to have to make some cleaning solution, .......... *getting poked by Pit* D
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Dark Pit: Um, yeah, I guess... youre pretty good for a girl... where did you get Pit repellent?... OH DEAR LORD
*Viridi directing entire army of angel eating plants* *screaming like a girl* I DONT WANNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Me: oh god why now?! *grabs Dark Pit and flys so far away that they're safe from Viridi* btw I'm part goddess so.... I'm kinda powerful. But I'm so smart, they called me a witch *shakes her head sadly, something about her seems familiar to Dark Pit in a wonderful way* I got a Pit repellent because.... I'm a clone of..... a really smart creature, he's an endangered species too... but I got myself transformed into my ture self.... why does Viridi hate you? It makes me want..... makes me so..... ANGRY! I swear if she hurts a single feather on you, she'll pay! *doesn't let go because she is now really worried for Dark Pit* we gotta stick together, if she's after you, bad news. Mother Nature is going insane! (She calls Viridi Mother Nature) wait I just remembered *uses magic to remove the pink paint off of Dark Pit* gosh I forget things a lot *hides her face in her wings in embarrassment* ummm, why is Viridi after you anyway? *holds angel eating plant repellent* I got loads of repellents cuz I'm to weak to fight. I only got healing powers, but my fighting magic is powerful too, but I can't control it well. Guess that what happens when you're half angel and half goddess... *gives Dark Pit a gift that he likes* uggh, I sense that underworld god nearby- HADES?! *screams so loud that it scares Hades and he falls into lava and flees* 0-0 *shakes nervously* sorry, that was one of my 'power outbursts'. Luckily it doesn't affect angels. *kills random angel eating plant* yeck! *gets overwhelmed, so she starts to get dizzy*
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Dark Pit: Um, hey Soshi? Is this... you know, normal? Is she okay...?
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Soshi: no my sir. She's overwhelmed, causing her dizzyiness. Or it may be the encounter of those horrible angel eating plants.
Me: *kills ten angel eating plants* ugggggggggh SOMEBODY help. I'm going to fall off of this cliff *wobbles* I just *trips over a rock and falls into ocean* *faintly heard yelling* Don't worry I'm fine - AAAGH THAT PLANT IS EATING MY ARM *she blasts out of the water and lands right in front of Dark Pit* sooo sorry! I have fear of heights, my bad *gets her nuke (no not the nuke we use, but it works similar because she made it)* hey we should go to my special shelter I made for emergencies. I call it the TreeHome because it's built in an ancient tree. It really does repell angel eating plants. And I like water...... I just don't mind swimming in the ocean.
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Dark Pit: My sir? You sound like Arlon. *smiles* Hey, I wonder if Viridi is okay. And Arlon. And Phosphora too. And- *realizes he's being concerned (not the feels!)* Alright, whatever. Let's go. Sounds goo. And hey, are there any other dragons there by any chance?
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Me: umm why do you ask? Are you scared of them? Of course there's others. I adopt the abandoned ones.
Frosty: *is Soshi's older sister* ..... what is that? *looks at Dark Pit* are you a human with wings?
Me: *facepalms* he's an angel
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Dark Pit: Um, scared? No... um, anyways... um... Yeah, let's go... sounds good... Oh yeah, Frosty? If you EVER call me a human with wins EVER AGAIN, I swear I will kill you, first chance I get.
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Me: *throws a REALLY scary death glare at Dark Pit* please don't mess with my dragons! They never saw an angel before you idiot!
Frosty: *hiding behind me*
Me: *stops the death glare* ok? Just don't. Hurt a single dragon and you will pay. *grabs Dark Pit's ear and teleports to her TreeHome living room and locks the door* I will hurt you if you decide to hurt/kill one of my dragons k? It took me years to raise these guys! *herd of dragons rushes up to Dark Pit*
Skuller: *he is a skeleton dragon, but not scary at all* are you the care taker?
Me: not him. I'm the caretaker ~^~ soo- *Viridi shaped hold cuts her off* AGHHHH THAT PEST BROKE INTO MY HOME?! WHY BREAK INTO THE PLACE I TOOK CARE OF MY WHOLE LIFE?! *welp*
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Dark Pit: *backhands Viridi, falls out window* That kinda hurt... um... nice dragons... *is actually very freaked out, he is allergic to dragon scratches/ bites* Hi... dont hurt me...
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Me: oh really? Dark Pit, would you care for some healing lotion? It heals any kinds of injuries or wounds. Even the "what ever happens to Pit, Dark Pit will receive the damage as twice as bad". Skuller can't scratch or bite. He's a tamed skeleton dragon.
Skuller: hey, is that, OMG DARK PIT! HE'S SOOOOO AWESOME
Soshi: we dragons respect you, Dark Pit. We would never hurt you.
Frosty: wait, WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS TELL ME THAT WAS DARK PIT! I WANTED TOASK FOR HIS AUTOGRAPH!
Me: see. I told you they're harmless. *uses her magic to get Dark Pit back to the room* you ok? That was a fall of 100 feet down. I'm actually jealous, I can't survive such a fall.
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Dark Pit: *kinda smiles a little* Um, do you want me to sign your wings or something? And how many dragons are in here? Must be a lot. Nyways, I guess I can kinda relax... a little... *is asleep within seconds*
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Me: *sighs in relief* oh maaan I thought Dark Pit was going to do something horrible to my critters. Wait- haven't he slept? *stops talking and lets Dark Pit rest*
Alxeia: *is scared of Dark Pit because she's a DRAKE not a DRAGON* we drakes fear him.
Me: Alxeia, when he wakes up, you may need to apologize to him for taking his staff. Dark Pit is a very fussy angel. Kinda like me cuz I'm fussy too.
Alxeia: *gives me the staff* no... I'm mentally afraid of him. Got to go somewhere where he won't harm me. Bye.
Me: *is lonely even when with her dragons* *sigh* Dark Pit went through a lot. Wished I could've stopped Hades' minon control me. I never ment to hurt anyone. Now I need to know why that darn Viridi is so mad for Dark Pit just killing only one plant?! Oh how I despise that! He was only protecting himself! And she needs to pay for that damage she did to my wall. *watches Dark Pit* I don't need to sleep at all. *tears start to fall* my life is a depression. The only people who care about me are just my own dragons. I doubt Dark Pit will like me. *puts a sleeping Skuller in his bed* *floats off to cook dinner* HEEEELP! *is gone, Hades took her*
Skuller: *jumping on Dark Pit's face* HADES TOOK HER! DARK PIT HELP US OUR CARETAKER HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY HADES! THIS IS HORRIBLE! HADES MAY BREAK THE SHEILD PROTECTING THIS VERY PLACE! WAAAAAAAAAKE UUUUUUP!
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Dark Pit: *wakes up from nightmare where dragons were led by SkySong and were trying to kill Dark Pit* *trying to hide fear of Skuller, even though he is harmless* HMMM WHAT?! *picks up staff* Hey... what? *sees skuller, really scared* Ummm... *hades breaks shield with creepy long green fingernail, nabs Soshi by the wings*
Hades: I'll take this!
Dark Pit: *lunges for dragon but misses* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO *flies off to underworld, still clutching staff*
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Me: ;^; bye guys. I guess this is it.... I'll miss all of you, and Dark Pit ;^; *she forgot about her powers until she sees Dark Pit's staff* ohhhh I forgot! *blasts Hades across half of the world* who calls that thing a god?! HE'S hideous and weak!
Skuller: would you sign my skull? *Hades makes it backers*
Me: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! GO AWAY FROM THIS PLACE HADES! YOU HIDEOUS CREATURE
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Dark Pit: ...Alright *signs Skuller's skull with sharpie* *is suddenly super emberrased* Ummm... Hades... he kinda took Soshi... please don't kill me...
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Skuller: we dragons don't kill angels.
Me: I wouldn't kill you Dark Pit - *she suddenly has feelings for him and starts to blush* i-i-i-i'm not t-t-t-that b-b-b-bad...... *breaks Hades' nose, umm if he has one* hehehehehehe... I suggest we team up? To stop that mad Viridi and the insane Hades? What do you say? *is hiding under her softest blanket* I had a nightmare of Dark Pit being killed ;^; *curls up in the blanket* please don't kill me! I'm a coward ;^;
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