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michalivan — bad ass santa
Published: 2006-12-12 21:25:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 41475; Favourites: 884; Downloads: 69902
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Just a little practise in traditional painting done during the weekend. It is painted in black and white with acrylics and then colored in Photoshop. It'll be used as an illustration for local sci-fi/fantasy mag. Thanks for watching!c&c very welcome
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I think that this is top shelf !!! keep it up bad ass santa
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Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts
There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy
Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain
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Reminds me of The Night Santa Clause Went Crazy by Weird Al.
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lol, Santa's not so jolly after all...you should have him have a Dirty Harry type of motto like how he says ".44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, capable of blowing your head clean off, now ask yourself this one questo; Do I feel lucky? well, do you punk?" His should be for obvious reasons..."Just tell me this one thing, have you been nice, or naughty?"
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you're a crackhead bro...
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and yes, i am talking to myself
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This is really badass. I really love the colours n mood here.
And not to forget the lovley details.
Great work overall.
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the fact that it's almost Christmas does NOT soothe me in any way, shape or form.
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duke nukem voice
"ill rip your head off , and shit down your neck
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This is one basass Santa Claus, Im definitely feeling the style. The pale, dirty colors give it just the right amount of darkness.
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looks like hes about to say "...better not cry...bitches"
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this santa seriously is bad ass!!! I love the texture u used
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HO HO HO, BITCHES! *pulls out automatic and blows some naughty kids away 
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this reminds me of a song by Weird Al Yankovic, "The Night Santa Went Crazy." The two fit perfectly. This pic could traumatize little kids everywhere!
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he may check his list twise but that will never outweigh the fact that he's trigger happy
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"Son we just crossed the street..."
I had to make that refrence, was the first thing I thought when I saw this.
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lmao He knows whether you've been naughty or nice...and if you've been naughty, he's gonna fuckin' kill you!! XD
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That has got to be the most awesome Santa ever drawn!
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wow! this is amazing! i love it <3 great job!! ^___^
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Looks like a santa ZOMBIE! which automatically makes me love it : )
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That's nice, or bad even. Bad ass to be accurate. I'll never look at Santa the same way again!
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Omg this is scary!! Wouldn't wanna meet him on christmas eve. It's awesome.
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