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Picture 1:...
Picture 2:...
Picture 3:,,Huh?"
Picture 4:,,Pick a god and prai!"
Picture 5:,,Hell on this, RUN!"
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Why is Officer Rick Grimes in this? In the fourth panel? I'm fucking dying.
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is better that aliens fly for another galaxy in another dimension
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screw the Crucible and the Catalyst this is the real secret weapon
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*dies*
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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chuck norris can destroy planets in a staring contest
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When Chuck Norris says something, a new species comes into existence
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4th slide, BULLSHIT, That's Rick from the walking dead
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That's what we always needed for this game. Let Chuck Norris kill them off with his glare.
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Is it true that you were indoctrinated?
"Yes and after 5 days of excruciating pain, the Reapers died".
-- Commander Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris + Fordwin Shepard (most mad, insane, pyromaniac Scientist-Tech Expert Shepard ever build) = Well... I think there will be many dead Reapers out there XD
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Don't mess with Commander Chuck Norris... rotfl
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The reapers will know the true meaning of fear...
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ΠΠ°ΠΆΠ΅ ΠΠ½Π΅ΡΡ Π±ΠΎΡΡΡΡ Π§Π°ΠΊΠ° ΠΠΎΡΠΈΡΠ°
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No way! I saw the cover of a DVD of Chuck running towards a house. Another copy Bioware made.
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i feel so bad right now, oh my i cant breathe hahahahaha
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Reapers invading earth.
Reaper 1: Hahha, I'm blowing up London!
Reaper 2: Yeah this is so easy! I'm glad we decided to do this a couple thousand years sooner than usual.
Reaper 3: Look a puny human with a funny hat, I'll just shoot it with my laser.
*pew*
R3: What!? It's not dead, AHH! it's jumping at me and it's-
*KLUNK*
R2: Oh snap! It's Chuck Norris!
R1: Let's get out of here, and come back after he dies.
R2: Who knows how long that will take. We should give it another thousand years or so. Sovereign, You're to stay here and keep an eye on him.
Sovereign: No fair!
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it's all clear now
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Ahaha, yesss x3 The only time you'll only need one character in order to complete the entire mission and save the galaxy *snerk*
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Chuck Norris was in a sculpting class once. He made a man out of steel and well, we know the rest of the story.
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Chuck Norris can romance all female crew members. At once.
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