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Read it in Hato-Chiisai's story, the sequel to Koibito Yami; Millennium Balance. I thought it was hilarious. Sorry if this is spam, or if the language offends anyone.
Heheh...I liked it. ;D It's probably better if you read the first story 1st, and the sequel second. 
KOIBITO YAMI;
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MILLENNIUM BALANCE;
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"Marik, truth or dare?"
"Dare." Marik said, boredom obvious in his tone. This made Yami's eyes flash as he sat up.
"Sing the Teapot Song, and do all the actions!" He commanded. Marik grew rigid, and stared at Yami, while everyone stared at him.
"WHAT?!"
"You heard me." Yami said with a smirk.
"No!" Marik shrieked.
"You have to." Ahmose said.
"Yeah." Bakura said. "Or are you going to take a penalty dare? For the first time EVER! Do you really wanna break your record?"
"What IS the penalty dare?"
"Call Tea," Yami said. "And tell her you want her. And you need to talk dirty to her for ten minutes."
"WHAT?!?" Marik shrieked, while everyone stared at Yami.
"That's just sick." Otogi grumbled.
"Make your choice, Marik." Yami said, and slowly, Marik stood up, and began to growl the Teapot song.
"I'm a fuckin' teapot, short and stout. Here's the damn handle, here's the damn spout. When I get all pissed off hear me shout--"
"Those aren't the words, Marik!"
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Yeah, her ff.net account is gone and the urls changed since then. :c
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I love this! The words are stuck in my head after reading it 5 times and non stop laughter xD
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*is laughing super hard*
my mom's looking at me like I'm a nutcase, congratulations, you're the straw that broke the camel's back, I'm probably going to the nut hut! XDD
here's your cookie!
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Haha! I will proudly take responsibility for that! XD I hope you don't actually get taken away by the men in the clean white coats, though!
Thank you! I'm glad you liked that!♥
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lol, well you should! it's something special to FINALLY get me send there for more than the mandatory 72 hours. (i have been there for that. not kidding)
like it? i LOVED it! it's friggin' EPIC!!!
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XD
OMGLOLBBQHAXROFL! That's hilarious! But what I want to know is...why is uber-chibi Marik nekkid? O_o;
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...You know, I actually don't remember. XDD I don't think that he was naked in the fic. I think that was just me being lazy, probably! I would have to check the fic to make sure, though.
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OMFG this is too hilarious. I so wanna know if he got through the rest of the song and how he sang it
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I'm glad you like it! And... I have no idea! o_o I don't remember if he ever finished singing it or not.
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aww too bad. i'll make up an end somehow. in the meantime, this is my new desktop wallpaper
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hahahaha oh, god do you watch bleach if you do u should do that to toshiro
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I actually haven't seen Bleach in forever! I can't remember who that character is. D:
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THE WHITE HAIRED LITTLE KID CAPTAIN OF SQUAD 10
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Ufufufu. (I don't recall if he ever got through the whole thing or not. o-o )
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Doesn't matter, I've memorized what little he DID come up with...
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I love hato chiisai's stories~ I just wish she had finished MB....T_T now it's no where to be found on the web! It makes me cry. I loved Ahmose in that story~ I had actually forgotten about the truth or dare part! The only part I REALLY remember out of the story is Ahmose when he sees seto.
"SETHOS!!!"
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if i had to sing that song(regular version) in front of my friends i would sing that one (uncensored version) ^w^ since i curse a lot with my friends around XD
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XD 'm sorry, I took the whole 'handle and spout' thing a real bad way....XD
This is so cute!! Sorry, my head kinda sang something like "I'm a f*ing teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, but it's also my SPOUT...When I get all turned on hear me shout, something something and pump me out..."
-blushes like crazy and FLUSHES embarssadely- I'm sowwy....XD XD But this is an awesomely cute picture!!!! I wuv it!!
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Haha, there's nothing wrong with that! xD Hell, he might as well have sung something like that. He's such a hornball.<3
~Cecilia
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A hornball? XD XD Now I have an image of a ball-chibi Marik....or a beanie-chibi Marik rocking to and fro singing that song. >_>"' XD But isn't there a little Marik hornball in all of us? XD
-thumbs up- OH, btw, have you read my marik/ryou fic? I'm just curious, tis all. XD
You need to draw more Marik chibis!!! (and more Marik/Ryou yaoi art. XD)
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No, I haven't! D: You should gimme a link or something.<3
And I really want to! You had me wanting to for a while. xD;; And now that I have a new scanner, I'm back in business! -victory pelvic thrust-
And why, yes there is a bit of Mariku-perv in everyone. x3
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Except fanfiction Yuugi. He usually doesn't even know what a kiss is. -shot-
ANYWAYS.
Thanks for the comments! <3
~Cecilia
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Temporarily, I have an image of my head wtih beanie YGO characters. Yugi = naive innocence, Ryou = the kind, gentle side, Bakura = the psychotic temper, Marik = the hornball, Yami = the wise one, and Malik = the hyper one.
All these beanies are rocking aruond in my head...hornball Marik is caged up cause if he was let loose...Iono what would happen.
Ryou: He's out of his cage!
Marik: hehehehehehhehe...booobies....
Yami: GET HIM!
-bakura, ryou, malik, yami, and yugi all collapse onto marik, but marik breaks free- MUAUAHAHHHHAHAH BOOOOBIES!
Anyyyyyways. XD
my link is [link] ^^ Please read! I love more Marik/Ryou lovers. There needs moer Marik/Ryou love out there!!
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Hello dear. I rememberd back when you first did this picture and sent it to me. And I love it just as much now as I did back then. As for the fic it comes from, I've noticed that everyone is asking about it... it's not up on the net, right now... I accidentally deleted it and had to re-write it. I hope to start posting it by the beginning of 2007.
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I should really... change those links. xD;;;
THIS should work, though.
[link] <--Koibito Yami
The other one isn't put up yet, though. But there's ONE link.
Thanks for the fav!!
-Cecilia
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Wow...!! <3!!! Thank you so freaken much, I love the author and I damn well -LOST- them!! I didn't realize until I was done that it was the same author as 'Three Yamis and a Hikari', which I love... Any idea when Millennium Balance will be up, or if, somehow, a dementedly insane fan can get a hold of it? <3?
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I really don't know. TT____TT She hasn't updated in a while, but I think she's going to put it up...
I think it might be on MM.org, though... lemme check.
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Nope. D:
*checks other places*
...UGH. It's NOWHERE. Well, it's probably somewhere, but... I can't find it. >< I'm sorry~ ;__; I'll keep looking and try to find it later.
~Cecilia
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was funny!!
*favs* ^^
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that way so funny I love it so much that I will read it again,again,and again.
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This is great! I put this in my 
Now I shall go read the story!
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Must do that...now
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