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Published: 2014-05-01 16:15:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 468; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 0
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great colors
Yeah !
I know, it's a poor critique, but my english is too bad to write some interesting things. Sorry
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Your kind words are enough. Thank you so much!
And your English is fine. Β
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Ze Batsman should not play against the sun... he gonna burn his wings!
By the way, where is the other sandal? He didn't used it as a ball, did he?
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Haha! Very funny, Eric.
Seriously though, who in their right mind would wear sandals on both feet? That's preposterous!Β Β
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Not possible. Half of our minds are often left at home. Β
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When people attack the proto colonialist power of the United States, I always find it useful to point out the places where they play cricket instead of baseball.
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We have our lords and masters the British to thank for that.Β
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Look in the plaza! He's a dancer! He's a tai chi practitioner! No, it's Batsman! He dutifully misses every hit to ensure that no rogue ball will ever hit anyone else!
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Much to the annoyanceΒ of the Batsman's archenemy, the Yorker.
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Sorry about that, man. I was being a Punguin.
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*I'll let myself out now...*
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This pun thing is becoming quite the Bane... we must Riddler ourselves of this habit and learn Two Face reality, before it starts Robin us of our sanity.
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You're right! Let's Freeze this pun thread before the Catty comments start pouring in!
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Yeah, no point in stroking the Hugo of such people.
They're nothing but a cluster of Poison Ivy.
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Haha, I think I'm running out of puns... I hope you've still Gotham.
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My puns are starting to Wayne a bit as well. How about we stop here and call it a Dark Knight?
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hope he didn't miss and the ball didn't hit somebody
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Even if he did manage to get a hit, the people there have gotten pretty used to having an occasional rogue cricket ball crashing through their skulls.
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Pretty cool....I can't help wonder, if he does "connect" on one, which park stroller's head it will "connect" with next
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Lol! My friend, we are all "connected" in this great circle of life.
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Yeah, and always remember to duck when you see a bat swing by.
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How wonderful...
Batman against The Robots...!
The Field team...
has a relative of R2D2...
asΒ Keeper...
disguised...
as a field of Tulips...!
"Organic Techno Crickett"
Or...
Maybe the Tulip stalks...
are the Wickett...
and that lonely sandal...
he Keeper...?!
I notice...
a lot of people are "benched"...
The "Robins" on the far left...
seems to have lost all interrest...
in the game...!
Rule of thumb: "Never Play Crickett...In To The Setting Sun"...!
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Haha! Well observed, Jakob.
You see, with street cricket, any non-living thing that even remotely resembles a wicket, becomes one.
The poor trashcan just happened to be in that particular place, at that particular time.
As if thisΒ R2D2 wannabeΒ wasn't already deriding itself enough over the irony and sheer awkwardness of having tulips printed on, and now it's being attacked by a ball.Β
And as for the batsman, I wonder if he thought that it would be easier to hit a silhouette...
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Ahh...Thank you...!
That explains...
why street photographers...
so seldom useΒ a tripod...
They are afraid of being "On The Fence"...!
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Ah, but there are no fences in cricket; only boundaries.Β
Well, that and the match fixing...Β
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Oh...
so playing into the setting sun was a setup...?!
That explains a lot...!
Then Again...
nothing of this...
can take away...
the tranquility...
of your Picture...!
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You're very kind, my friend. Thank you.Β
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Yes! He was hitting everything in front of him.Β
Everything but the ball.
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Oh!Β Today is Batman's birthday!Β Or so my son tells me!
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He is somewhat right.
Detective Comics #27 hit the newsstands on May,Β 1939, therefore it is generally considered as Batman's birthday.
But the fact is that the comic itself was introduced to the public months in advance as a limited release, on 30th of March 1939.
So March 30 is technically the Caped Crusader's real birthday.
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Hiding your real age now, eh, Batman?
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Just wait until I put in my high-tech teeth and come bite you!
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