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IHABLE [2013-07-27 21:46:12 +0000 UTC]
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AllHailWeegee [2012-08-28 04:17:46 +0000 UTC]
Love his everything. :I
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AllHailWeegee In reply to Markiehh [2012-08-29 02:51:12 +0000 UTC]
I'm feeling the Italian waaaaaarmth.
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Markiehh In reply to AllHailWeegee [2012-08-29 09:54:20 +0000 UTC]
Clay is usually pretty warm so I guess it makes sense his dad is. ;D
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AllHailWeegee In reply to Markiehh [2012-09-05 20:26:57 +0000 UTC]
I can feel the spaghetti heat radiating off his ruffled locks of man hair. :I
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Markiehh In reply to AllHailWeegee [2012-09-05 20:30:40 +0000 UTC]
Mmm, does it smell like garlic too? ;w;
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lewisrockets [2012-08-17 08:52:05 +0000 UTC]
One day, Christopher was out on his balcony. He had just awoke from his slumber, his hair was a mess and he was wearing pajamas. On the balcony was a little birdie. His name was Charlie. Charlie was Christopher's best friend. Charlie delivered messages to Melody from Christopher. Love letters of love and lovey things. His bird had chirped happily on the railing. BUT ON THE GROUND WAS A BANANA PEEL. CHRISTOPHER DID NOT KNOW THIS WAS HERE. THE BIRD TRIED TO WARN CHRISTOPHER, BUT IT SOUNDED HAPPY. HE WENT TO GREET THE BIRD AND HE SLID ON THE BANANA PEEL AND FELL OFF THE BALCONY. OH, HOW HE FELL. IT WAS SO GRACEFUL. HE DID A FEW FANCY SPINS, KIND OF LIKE SQUIDWARD DID IN THAT ONE EPISODE OF SPONGEBOB. AS HE WAS FALLING, HIS BELOVED, MELODY, WAS WALKING TO MEET HIM FOR BREAKFAST. SHE SEEN HIM FALLING AND RAN TO HIS FALL BODY IN A HURRY. SHE REACHED OUT TO CATCH HIM. HE FELL ON MELODY. THEY BOTH ENDED UP IN THE HOSPITAL TOGETHER.
and that's how babies are made.
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Markiehh In reply to lewisrockets [2012-08-25 13:06:05 +0000 UTC]
This is a much better love story than twilight...LOL
Well actually they ended up in the hospital together and as they lie in their hospital beds, they felt funny on the inside and looked at each other. Melody hobbled over to Christopher and hopped on his bed. Then they had lots and lots of elf sex. Then Jason was made and it was all good. LOL
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lewisrockets In reply to Markiehh [2012-08-25 17:22:16 +0000 UTC]
Nope, I'm pretty sure my story was more legit, that doesn't sound right at all..
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Striddums [2012-08-04 20:50:43 +0000 UTC]
It's ok
I didn't need ovaries anyway
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Markiehh In reply to Striddums [2012-08-04 21:53:07 +0000 UTC]
No babies with Christopher with him then LOL
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castrnaut [2012-07-26 23:27:23 +0000 UTC]
Woley fuck.
bro.
this.
this.
THIS
is amazing.
I don't eve-
/explodes/
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Marylique [2012-07-23 20:41:08 +0000 UTC]
Wow! He's dad is awesome!!
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Markiehh In reply to Marylique [2012-07-23 20:46:17 +0000 UTC]
Thank you! :'D
And how is he so awesome? ;D
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Markiehh In reply to Marylique [2012-07-23 20:52:44 +0000 UTC]
Well you're too kind. xD
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Marylique In reply to Markiehh [2012-07-23 20:54:06 +0000 UTC]
aww, thank you :3
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Cheburaskah [2012-07-23 13:04:21 +0000 UTC]
Awesome, baby. I'm glad you're back!
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BlueLithiumxXx In reply to Markiehh [2012-07-23 17:46:26 +0000 UTC]
...italians are humans .-.
is he a human? if yes, he looks italian .-. XD
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Markiehh In reply to BlueLithiumxXx [2012-07-23 17:55:29 +0000 UTC]
i know, but he doesnt look mexican or something LOL
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BlueLithiumxXx In reply to Markiehh [2012-07-23 18:41:42 +0000 UTC]
hmmm, mexicans have a bit more tanned skin i guess
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Markiehh In reply to BlueLithiumxXx [2012-07-23 18:48:27 +0000 UTC]
and brown eyes, so he looks Italian then, yay! LOL
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