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After seeing jokes about Dib eating Dibs, I got this idea. The only problem is that Zim's Crack Creme isn't widely known; the only reason I've heard of it is because it's made in my home state of Ohio.

And yes, I did try it last year, when my hands were their driest, and it didn't work for me.

As much as I make fun of fanartists and fanficcers' tendency to make Zim taller for no reason, I subconsciously do the same thing when I draw him. His legs are twice as long as they are supposed to be, and by the time I realized my mistake, fixing it would have been more trouble than it was worth.

Next time I will heed the Tallest's words of wisdom: Zim is a "tiny thing."

So now that I've broken the rule of "Don't Explain the Joke," I'll make up for it by writing Zim's comebacks.

It's not my fault you have inferior skin!

Are you sure you used it on the right crack?

Can you think of any more comebacks for Zim to say?

Description
After seeing jokes about Dib eating Dibs, I got this idea. The only problem is that Zim's Crack Creme isn't widely known; the only reason I've heard of it is because it's made in my home state of Ohio.

And yes, I did try it last year, when my hands were their driest, and it didn't work for me.

As much as I make fun of fanartists and fanficcers' tendency to make Zim taller for no reason, I subconsciously do the same thing when I draw him. His legs are twice as long as they are supposed to be, and by the time I realized my mistake, fixing it would have been more trouble than it was worth.

Next time I will heed the Tallest's words of wisdom: Zim is a "tiny thing."

So now that I've broken the rule of "Don't Explain the Joke," I'll make up for it by writing Zim's comebacks.

It's not my fault you have inferior skin!

Are you sure you used it on the right crack?

Can you think of any more comebacks for Zim to say?