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Manjaro-Wolf In reply to human-groveback [2011-09-18 06:55:10 +0000 UTC]

Lol. How'd that turn out?

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human-groveback In reply to Manjaro-Wolf [2011-09-18 22:14:26 +0000 UTC]

It turned out perfectly. Something funny: male jorogumos always appear to have dwarfism when they disguise themselves as a member of a species for which males being larger than females is normal. My girlfriend's mom also told me that if I give up on my girlfriend, I "will be on the receiving end of a very hot oven."

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Manjaro-Wolf In reply to human-groveback [2011-10-08 02:02:35 +0000 UTC]

lol

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human-groveback In reply to Manjaro-Wolf [2011-10-10 01:51:52 +0000 UTC]

Yep. It's funny because female spiders are always twice as large as the males. My girlfriend's dad still gets nervous when her mom is horny.

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Manjaro-Wolf In reply to human-groveback [2011-10-26 19:47:05 +0000 UTC]

wow. tmi. XD

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Manjaro-Wolf In reply to Manjaro-Wolf [2011-10-30 09:54:53 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, but I prefer not to talk about it.

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human-groveback In reply to Manjaro-Wolf [2011-11-06 03:29:23 +0000 UTC]

Ah. My girlfriend has a tendency to wear 7 coats at once in winter. She's also afraid of scorpions.

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human-groveback In reply to Manjaro-Wolf [2011-10-26 23:33:15 +0000 UTC]

You do get why he's nervous, right?

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