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Published: 2018-04-21 21:15:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 213; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 1
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so i decided to get productive lolcorel painter essentials 5... look i never liked to paint... rly i hated it, we always had to paint shit in school with those gawddamn acrylics and i reaaaly don't like them
i changed my mind about painting when I first worked with oil paint, roughly 2 years ago and i LOVED it, it just suited the way I like to work on pictures
until now I digitally worked with SAI or sometimes with fire alpaca... never could paint with them and i never wanted to
BUT AAHHHH it feels natural to paint on corel painter and idk why
but here u go, i did something
and i will paint again because this actually was a kinda fun to make
still gotta learn things
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*scene: timbs walking from one (web)page to another*
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*narrative voice* "...And then I saw this"
*timbs' wearer's short but meaningful stance at the painting*
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*timb-wearer drops a handful of cookies on the floor in a meaningful manner, the cookies roll on the floor, then ashadasha turns and leaves, the mic drop and the loudly rolling cookies leave the audience in an 'ooh' as she strides long steps across the area*
*end of scene*
Ur a fucking artist, really
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you are such a dork, i like
thank you! really thank you! but i don't think i'm good enough to be a real artist, art is just a hobby i have not enough time and energy for
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Yeah right that's me as well. Ud be tha next Monet (not Money but that would be the clients) whatsoever smarmy smarmy (realizing is late to school eating porridge on the toilet because life is short)
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but Monet is boring :0 i wanna be the next albert anker or rudolf koller... or da vinci ;D
porridge on the toilet... well bone ape de titt
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Honestly I had just gone to wikipedia and picked an artist from a list ugh I know nothing about art really I went home when the others went to see art
I consulted googol. yes those peoplays have some painterly stuff there yeehh
BUT beware if ur gonna go paintin animuls cause u gotta be a LOT around poop! (then maybe you can put it in a ziplog bag and bring to me and one day i will have a new, groundbreaking, Exhibition of art.)
KHH KH KH KH look how much Im laughing
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well since i technicaly study in an artschool i have to know the basics :') but i really look up to the artist i mentioned
Isn't the whole word just a really big bunch of poop? i mean all the poop goes to the ground on which u and i step, plants grow and get eaten again... get your own poo u pooper!
xaxaxaxaxax look imma laughin' in russian
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Wow tf hows art school ur teachers are less weirder than my ground school art teachers, right?
Anyway i see why he has good art.
Yeah you could say that. You know the saying theres art all around? WELL ART EQUATES POOP! CODE CRACKED
Lmao kkk good ur not laughing on portugese KKKKKKKKKKKKKK K K K K thts how they do it
Picked that up fron tfm as well 8)8)
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i don't eve do art there XD imma just a conservator restaurator :^D everyone is weird on my school, kinda funny but imma weirdest shit there
OMFG! now i get why some artist poops in cans and calls it art :000
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk nice
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ĻMAO FUCKING LMAO ALL I SAY AAHH IS LATE I JUST CRACKED UP IMSOTIRED
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:'D well then sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep with me wait who said that?!?!
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U wouldn't wanna sleep with me I've cold feet and I kick... HARD
X'DDDDDDD. People find themselves half on the floor!
Idk. Did you interact with bugs lately?
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i often have cold feet too so that isn't a problem... but i don't wanna be kicked, thx
imma sleep right away on the floor XD
i pet a dead buggo de patatas the other day
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I bet i have colder tho. Cold blooded snowbathing finn. Maybe put a thermarmetur in deh toes beethoven and then lessee? I bet my foot can cure global warming
BUT did it want to tell you something!
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i have alpine swiss cheese feet, don't unterestimate my cold body parts XD but well ok in general i'm a heater on two legs but if i have cold feet then they are damn cold
i bet your goofyness can cure my depression XDDDDD gawd damnit!!!! beethoven what the actual fuuuu
it wanted to tell me that i should fapp less
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OMG ur taking all my battery i suffer depression as well you won't!!
I literally imagined a heater on two all white noodly cartoony legs walking xD
(Beethoven meant Between) no 20 cent weekly reward
Omg im literally tipsy or something from old mead my face completely burning yap is oddly red whatbthe fuck
Well god knows why not? Ur sexing this place up ur speech im tryhardin my calendar APPliCAtiON
I see nightmares of me and her smelling together (dies drunken)
honestly im no substancer I saved the last bottle to test it's quality
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imma sukk all laif out of ya!
well now u know my real identity ;D
waht imma with 20 cent?
u just blushin
sry, what arrrrr u talkin about i just read sex and now i lost every context
uhm... :'D ima imagine u nao on a huge pile of old fish with your teacher XDDDD
i wanted to test it too :C
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Idk call the police
Biiiiitch please ur consext is sex sex sex why do you say im just talking normally all you sex is sex i cant get u sex ursoweird
Thank you so much for saving that ally
Well YOU DIDN'T GET TO! Sorry 
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i will!!
:'D i'm sry
i'm helping wherever i can!
OMG you hate me so muchos
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You can have the bottle. Dw its plastic you cant rampage
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ok thow me the bottle then i can sniff it
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*throws the manliest back over shoulder tennis elbow inducing throw across internet*
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I hit Kim Jong-Un that was my target.
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Oh my god! Why was this not blown up!? This is awesome!
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You know what is mean! XD Np!
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:^DD nice to heaar thank youuuuu!!
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Das nice to hear of a holy dörk
Sänk iu weri matsch!
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Ahm du bist so schön verstrahlt
Hallu Kremdelakeema
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strahlende persönlichkeit
halllooooooooooooooooooooooooo rumseldibumsel
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dankeschööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööön C:
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du deserveeeeee ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
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wthhh keema das sieht verdammt geil aus!! Ich fühle mich scjon irgendwie beobachtet.. xD
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hehe danke
ich beobachte dich ja auch jede nacht ;D
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