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Published: 2015-11-08 01:03:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 4987; Favourites: 194; Downloads: 7
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Puns. Puns everywhere. Can't stop, won't stop. Am I right?I've been churning over some lengthy comic ideas/sequels for some time now. They're still in progress, so in the meantime enjoy this brief and daft attempt of an update. Apologies to the Norwegians, I'm sure you know who taught Den that horrible excuse for a joke. I won't apologise for Norway's fashion however, he is a unique man indeed.
All characters belong to Himaruya Hidekaz, art belongs to maivalkov
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my friend told me a similar joke but it goes like this:
Why are Norwegians always looking down?
Because they are looking for low prices!
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hahahaha that is so funny
next mission: get iceland to call you big brother
norway: mission exepted
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That's just as bad as a joke my dad told me....
I once asked my Swiss friend, "What's so great about being Swiss?"
He answered, "Well, the flag's a big plus."
...so I can't really say anything against this joke... (especially since I referenced the joke in a story I wrote....)
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Haha, in Finland we tell jokes about Swedes! 
one old good offending Swede-joke: "Why do Swedes eat soup with two hands? They keep the other hand under the fork so the soup won't drop away." ...okay, I'll leave now.XD
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Great one XD
Do you have more of those?
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I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I DON'T EVEN EAT SOUP!!!
I drink it
(Don't take this seriously.
Tbh, I liked the joke)
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I had a feeling you guys would tell jokes about Swedes. XD Love the joke, if you have anymore do let me know!
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Love it XD
I also heard a few other jokes about norwegians but i don't remember them TT^TT
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Thank you very much, there seem to be many jokes about Norwegians specifically (asides from the ones where you can obviously replace Norwegian with Dane, for example). Poor things... XD;
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Love all the puns! 
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I don't think the puns will ever stop. Whenever I finish a comic that's it, brain can't do sensible titles. XD Thank you very much as ever friend!
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GOOD! The puns should never stop! 
And you are quite welcome, buddy
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Ahah Yes that is true love!! Great comic!
Actually think I have an old book with a lots of 'Norwegian-Swedes-Danes' jokes from an old Donald duck comics laying somewhere xP
But really that is just our weird way to say that we actually care about each other xD
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Thank you very much, glad you liked it! I know you guys have that great way of telling jokes as a means of showing you care, it really does support the family feel you have. XD
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You did it. You brought up the Norway-jokes. I salute you.
This type of joke is an entire, separate part of the small but existing Swedish humor, everyone knows at least a few. That being said, they are never meant to be actually insulting, it's just an overly complicated way of saying that we care about and like our neighbors very much.
A conversation between two Norwegians:
“Can you imagine, in the US one person is run over every fifteen minutes?”
“Oh, no. He must be terribly unlucky.”
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What do you mean "small"? XD We can hardly even make a vampire movie without making a joke out of some part of it (and the rest not scary at all). Death by garden gnome... I'll never get over that.
Personally, I believe terrible humour is bred throughout the North if some of the jokes the vikings had was anything to go on. Haha. But yes, much love to be thrown around.
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Well, small as in would-not-be-recognized-as-humor-internationally? XD When at least 150 days of the year are spent in darkness and cold, you stop being picky about the things you laugh about, that's a pretty good enviroment for bad jokes to thrive in.
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For good and for bad, you're probably right. As long as everyone else stuck in darkness laughs though, it's all good.
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Oh I know, I had great fun reading all sorts of jokes you guys come up with. XD I think it's a very sweet and funny way of showing you care, much like a group of siblings or something.
For the record, Sweden was the one who told Den the joke.
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Hehe, great work (and joke XD)
I haven't heard that variant of the joke before, but I've heard a similar one, with Swedes instead of Norwegians Because we Norwegians just love to make fun of our neighbours from time to time just look at Petter Northug
Q: Why did the Swede crawl on the floor in the supermarket?
A: Because he was looking for the low prices!
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Oh yes I've heard of that joke too, again I know you all use the same format of joke up there but just change who it is you're on about.
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We have the EXACT word by word version in Sweden of that joke (except you replace Swede with Norwegian). XD
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Hilarious xD
I've heard the same joke from other Norwegians, but about Swedes.
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Thank you! Yeah it's a fairly standard joke that I know Norwegians, Swedes and Danes all use, but just swap who it is they're talking about. XD Either way, it's amusing!
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True, I laughed way too hard when I first heard it XD
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Omfg Denmark xD yes please do tell more jokes!! sadly it seems to be true 8I
Nor and his sweater though, I think the Norwegian curling team have been at his wardrobe...
Great job as always chum 8D congratulations on your 544th comic panel, here's to hoping for more 8D
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Nor's sweater is fabulous. ;D He is the epitome of style, that man. Thank you chum, I am hoping for many more panels to come! XD
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Great work, as always!
Is it just me, or does your work look even more fabulous than before? Denmark looks so handsome!
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Thank you very much! He is a very handsome chap indeed, as for my art, I have no clue. XD If it looks like it's improved then great!
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Glad you enjoyed it!
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First comment!!!
PS. Amazing as always!
I would have written more, but it's 02:09 AM here and I should go to bed now...
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Oh my goodness I hope you slept! If it makes you feel better I read your comment about the same time, so we both should've been in bed. XD Thanks as always!
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I fell asleep sitting and had to deal with a stiff neck the whole next day!
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