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MaidenofIron157 — RQ: Stuck
Published: 2012-07-27 14:20:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 3136; Favourites: 68; Downloads: 8
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Requested by ~Firewolf27 . She wanted Tony stuck in the bottom half of his armor, with either Bruce or Clint trying to pull him out. Or mocking him. I decided to go with both of those options, and with Clint, because Clint is someone who would give anything for the opportunity to tease the hell out of Tony for getting stuck in his specially-made, form-fitted super armor. I would, too, but don't tell anyone. XDTony and Clint (c) Marvel Comics.
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I feel like someone should be asking him if he gained some weight lately. maybe its all that champaine. anyways, great job!
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in my headcanon Clint is a really avid baker and makes muffins like everyday
of course, Tony just so happens to be around when they just come out and snags like three
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JARVIS, since Clint is busy at the moment would you like to do the honors?
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JARVIS: Certainly, miss. (begins unlatching the plates keeping him stuck)
Clint: (claps a hand over his mouth to muffle his laughter)
Tony: Stop laughing! (grumbles about evil archers and sarcastic AIs)
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Clint you are now able to video tape this. (don't forget to post it to youtube and facebook)
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Clint: (snickers) Absolutely. (pulls out a camcorder)
Tony: Oh, you dick.
Clint: Love you, too, sweetheart~!
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JARVIS: I believe this is what you humans call Karma.
Aka, payback, Tony. Hehe.
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Tony: (eye roll) Wow, you two are so overly considerate for my well-being. If Bruce were here mothering my bruises, my life would be complete.
Bruce: (walks in) You rang?
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PERFECT! Thank you, Tony. (knocks on wood)Bruce, Tony is hurt but can't move, so you'll have to treat him here. *whispers* Clint, hide, but still video tape.
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Clint: (salute) On it. (hides in the ducts like a ninja)
Bruce: (goes over to Tony and sighs) You know, sometimes I wonder whether or not I'm more suited to be your personal doctor or your boyfriend.
Tony: (smirk) Love you too, babe. Now please get me out of these things. You and JARVIS would make the uncomfotableness of this situation cut down to half.
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*snicker* I'm sorry, Bruce, but I can't let you do this. *whispers to Bruce* We're video-taping this. *back to everyone else* 
Pepper: Tony? Really?
Oh, hey, Pepper. Tony got himself stuck.
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Pepper: I can see that.
Tony: You know, it's a terrible thing to find out everyone you hold dear is teasing you for getting stuck in your specially designed superhero armor. No big deal or anything.
Bruce: Oh, stop complaining. (begins to help JARVIS)
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Hey, don't worry, you designed it and fits you perfectly. 
Pepper:
Don't worry; you'll see the rest on Youtube and Facebook.
Pepper: okay. I have to go. *video shuts off*
Black Widow: Fury, needs you, gu- What's going on?
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JARVIS: Mr. Stark seems to have gotten trapped in the bottom half of his armor, Agent Romanoff.
Tony: Why does everyone keep coming down here? I needed somewhere? Did the coffee run out? Are Cap and Thor lost on what to do with the DVD player again?
Natasha: (sigh) Quiet, Stark. I down here to get Clint.
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He's busy at the moment. I'm sorry but your love session will have to wait. Besides who do you think is video-taping this.
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Tony: Clint is videotaping this?!
Me: From the rafters. XD
Tony: (looks up) You dick!
Clint: (smirk) Love you, too.
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How else are we going to blackmail you? Besides it's time you got some of your own medicine. Right, Romanoff? Hehe, Romanoff, Clint basically everyone, EXCEPT Tony follow me. You, too Jarvis. We need to find Fury. Oh, and Thor, do you have a deaf brother? I know you have a mute and blind one, but do you have a deaf one?
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Thor: (randomly shows up) I was called upon?
Tony: (facepalm) Okay, you know what? Fine. You fuckers go on and I'll take this off myself, then lock everyone out of the workshop for a few days and forbid JARVIS from helping any of you and talking to me unless someone was in danger of dying... Yeah, sounds about right. Run along, run along. (locks us out)
Clint: (flips him off)
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*leads the group into basement of the A towers and turns on an EMT pulse* 
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Me: I say somewhere awesome and expensive. So Orlando. Because Harry Potter is win.
Bruce: Absolutely. (raises hand)
Natasha: (shrugs) Why not, we are stealing his jet, after all.
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Wait! You want somewhere expensive, why not Disney World? We'll even rent Cinderella's castle. The WHOLE castle.
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The WHOLE castle?
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The whole castle. So what do ya say gang? It's on Tony.
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I say go for it! (suits up)
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Judges?
Everyone: YES!
Then, let's go. You don't need to pack. We'll just buy new stuff. Hold on, *opens laptop, typing, closes lid* There just rented everything and bought everything we need, plus a credit card with no limits. Let's go. Wait! *presses button on cellphone, all power in the tower shuts off* that outta keep him busy for a couple hours. Now, let's go.
(ftwo hours later)we're here!
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Everyone: Whoo! (runs off)
Me: (looks to you) I feel like a babysitter.
You: Eh. (shrugs) We're still here. Might as well enjoy ourselves.
Me: Point.
Bruce: (comes back) I don't trust myself on one of the rollercoasters. Should I just head up to the castle?
Me: I'll go with you. I've never been here before. I'd need a map anyway.
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I'll come with. We each take a map. How long to you think we have before Tony cuts off his card? Cause I wanna get as much as we can before he notices.
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Well, if we shut down the electricity, at least half an hour. If we didn't, it should take a few hours, at the least:
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I used an EMT, which shuts off all electricity. It's powered by Usain Bolt b/c he's training for the Olympics, plus a couple other runners.
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Then we got about thirty minutes to pay for everything we need for our stay, and the few hours it'll take Tony to get here to stop us when he finds out we've been using his credit cards at Disney Land.
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Okay. We need to gather everyone up now! Everyone get here! Now! We got to pay tor everything now! I suggest we buy new clothes first, then we buy all our tickets needed. But while we buying stuff we pay more than it costs to we get extra cash. And we need to do this fast people. So let's go.
(29.59 secs later)
All done; now let's have fun people. I suggest elwe stay together b/c then we can use the credit card firet and not use up our cash but we'll still be be paying extra so we.can get more cash. Now let's have fun.
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Everyone: Yeeeeeaaaaahh! (run off to do things together)
Me: I CALL BRUCE. (grabs his arm) Because if anyone tries to flirt with me, I have a big scary loveable green monster to protect me!
Bruce: (facepalm)
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I call Cap. He's a gentleman; plus he's single.
Cap:
Nat, you get Clint. Everyone else pair up. So what do we all want to do first?
Nat & Clint: TOWER OF TERROR!
Thor: What is this Tower of Terror you speak of?
That's a good idea. Then we'll have breakfast if that's cool?
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Me: Totally, I'm starving. (tummy rumble) See?
Bruce: (hauls me up) How much do you weigh? You're extremely light.
Me: (piggybacks, awwwww yeeeaahhh) I dunno, 98 pounds? I don't really count. I just eat whenever I get hungry. And you're not even one to talk, wise guy, you and Tony can go two whole days without food.
Bruce: Point.
Cap: Is there any possibility that I'll end up throwing up?
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Yes. That's why we're doing this first, then breakfast. So you have nothing to get on me. Aren't I smart? So let's go. *everyone looks at the line* Ummmm
Nat: I got this.
Cap: No, we must wait our turn.
Clint: But look at that line!
Cap: We must.
There's no convincing you is there?
Cap: Nope.
Fine!
*30 minutes later*
So, Jo-
Cap: Fine!
All: Yes!
Clint: Would you like to do the honors, babe?
Nat: 
( Thor waves his hammer. Dark clouds and a small tornado starts to form)
The line in front of us: AAAH!
Person 1: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Person 2: SOMEONE SAVE US!
(Line disapates. Sky clears)
Perfect! Let's go! (Everyone gets straps in)
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~Afterwards~
Everyone: (gets off) O_O ...
Steve: (trying not to hyperventilate)
Me: Aw, poor guy. (shoulder pat) AWAY WITH US, BRUCE! (more piggybacks)
Bruce: I'm not a pack mule, you know. (grumbles, but goes along with it anyway)
Clint: WOO, ROLLER COASTERS~! (runs around like an overexcited child)
Nat: (tries to calm him down)
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GIVE ME ONE, CAP!
Cap: What do you say?
Please!
Cap: There ya go. *hops on *
You're the best,Cap. Where's Thor?
Thor: Here I am, 136th Fan of Nightcrawler.
You can just call me, Sophia.
Thor: Yes, Wise One.
Whatever. FOLLOW THE ARCHER! He knows the best rides!
*10 hours later*
Clint: Whew. Can we go again, Tasha?
Nat: No, Clint, we have to go to bed.
Clint: But I don't waaaaaannnnnnaa!
*Everyone walks into the Castle*
All: FURY?!
What are you doing here?
Fury: How could you steal Tony's credit card, steal a helijet, and go to Disneyland ... WITHOUT ME?!
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Me: Well, we figured you wouldn't want to come because the Pirates of the Caribbean ride would insult your integrity.
Fury: Who do you take me for, girl?
Me: I very intimidating man.
Fury: Damn straight you do. Get in the castle.
Everyone: (follows)
Cap: (yawn)
Clint: You're tired? How are you tired? You're a super soldier from the fourties who's never seen Disney Land before, how the hell are you tired?
Cap: Clint, I'm not invincible. I need sleep, too.
Clint: (jumps on his giant mattress and begins to bounce) No excuse.
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Here, Cap. Drink.
Cap: (eyes it) I g-guess (drinks) (coughs) What is this?
Me: Starbucks
Cap: I don't think this works
Me: 3 2 1
Cap: WHHHHOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO! (jumps on bed and starts boucing)
Me: STOP! You're gonna break the bed!
Cap: Whhh?!
Me: Get down here.
Cap: But C-clint...
Me: I don't care what Climt is doing besides, we're gonnna go jang out with Fury.
Cap: But he's mean...
Me: He throws wicked parties thoguh. Well, if you wanna to ne here all by yourself in the caslte all alone when it's dark.
Cap: No.
Me: that's what I thoguht. So Fury, where we going?
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Fury: Someone interesting and with enough booze for me to forget this in the morning.
Clint: This is Disney Land. It's a kid's place. No booze for miles.
Fury: You telling me none of the workers here are drunk off their asses at least once a day?
Clint: (pause) Point.
Me: We're too young to drink.
You: And Cap can't get drunk.
Me: Even though he can somehow get high off caffeine.
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Me: It's Starbucks. What do you think Tony up for days on end?! Anyway, who wants to go see the princesses now?
Me, you, Nat, Hulk, Thor: Me!
Hulk: Hulk likes the Princesses. They are sweet.
Nat: Thor?
Thor: 
Me, you, Nat: Awwwww.
Fury: We don't need your sob story. Are we going or not?
Me, you, Nat, Thor: YES!
Bruce: What happened?
Clint: Golly Green Giant got excited about seeing the Princesses.
Fury, Clint: 
Cap: I know of Snow White, but there are more?
Me: You must learn of them. Come on, people, let's go. We have to visit them. & by we, I mean at all of us.
Bruce, Clint, Fury:
Cap:
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Me: See, Cap is a good sport. You should be more like him. (hops on Bruce's back again) ONWARD!
Bruce: I don't have to carry you everywhere, do I?
Me: No, but it makes me feel taller.
Bruce: Steve is taller than me.
Me: Well, yeah, but Nightcrawler called him. So that's that.
Thor: ONWARD, COMRADES! (marching, marching)
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Me: Cap, if there's one thing of Pop Culture you need to know it's the power of Disney. It's the big evil corporation that loves kids and has a strangle hold on parents and also the BEST corparation too.
Cap: Uhhhh... What was that?
Fury: 
Thor: Where are the princesses?!
You: They're gone.
Clint: Maybe they're on strike.
Bruce: Ha.
(A glowing rock suddenly appears in front of the group. Loki is on a message playing from the rock)
Loki: I, God of Mischief, have kidnapped your precious princesses. And you can get them back of you give me Thor without his hammer or belt. Muhahaha.
You: That monster!
Me: We must stop him. Assemble Powerpuff Girls!
Everyone:
Me: Oops, wrong show. Assemble Avengers! We will stop this madman.
You: Loki's gonna die.
Bruce: But we don't kill.
Me: One, I'm pretty sure everyone, but you has killed someone & two, HAVE YOU SEEN A DISNEY FILM?! The villian almost always dies.
Thor: But he's my brother. We will not kill him.
Me: DON'T ARGUE WITH PLOT ARMOR! Besides no one kills them, except in the early movies. They die as a byproduct or accident, but sometimes they are killed, but that's not common anymore. So no matter what he dies, but he's a god. So he might not. You know who knows, anyway LET'S STOP HIM, AVENGERS!
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Me: ONWARD! (more marching) Wait, did he even say where he was?
Loki: (pokes my shoulder)
Me: (leaps a few good feet off the ground) Great cheezus! Don't do that!
Loki: (evil cackle, then he disappears)
Thor: (sigh) I know where he is.
Fury: You do?
Nat: Why do I find this surprising?
Thor: He is in the New City of York. Large and inconspicuous. He is a shapeshifter. He will blend in accordingly.
Clint: (crosses arms and huffs) Well, that's just great.
Thor: (furrows brow) Quite the opposite.
Clint: SARCASM.
Cap: But aren't the princesses still wearing their dresses? Won't they stick out?
You: (pats his shoulder) You'd be surprised.
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Me: No, he's in San Franciso, duuuh. Where else would people in dresses like that hang out? Besides this Loki is owned by Disney so where else would he go? Now, we going to Disneyworld. You know, Cap, I'm never coming down right? I feel so tall.
Cap: Oh, really!
Bruce: We don't have time for this. We have to go to San Francisco. Come on!
Clint: Beam us up, Scotty.
Nat: *facepalm* You're worse than Tony.
*everyone's beamed to Comic-Con*
Me: I said San Francisco, not San Diego, but Loki can wait. If anything, Tiana and Rapunzel are currently beating Loki at this moment. Let's go to the Avengers booth. Onward, my noble steed.
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Cap: I don't know whether to be insulted or complimented.
Me: Just ignore it. I've never been to Comi-con. I've wanted to go for years now, but airplanes are terrifying. And we don't have enough money. Damn it all.
Bruce: (shoulder pat)
Clint: Ooooohhhh, costumes. (wanders off)
Nat: Clint, get back here! (chases)
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Me: Well, how they gonna buy anything if they don't have money. Hehe. Anyway, Cap, let's get going.
Cap: ok- (bumps into someone) Sorry.
Robert Downey Jr.: Sorry, Hey, that's a good Steve Rogers costume
Cap: (to us) Is he joking or-?
Thor: Oh, hello, Son of Robert Downey! I am Thor Odinson.
Robert: (to us) Is he for real?
Me: Nope, Robert, we are THE AVENGERS!
Clint: (runs up) Who are we fighting?
Nat: No one, this is just Robert Downey Jr.
Clint: Wh- Oooh! Ya wanna play Tony?
Nat: (Gibbs slap Clint)
Clint: Ooowww.
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