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Published: 2015-03-09 06:55:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 4454; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 6
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"You little cockroaches... come on. You wanna play games? Okay, I play with you; come on. Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!!"Good ol' Mr. John Schmallippe from the Springfield Mafia is gettin' ready to take care of some unfinished business with "old acquaintances."
...And yes, that is *supposed* to be a M-16 with some fancy extensions on it. Johnny Tightlips may be a man of few words, but he takes good care of himself and his soldiers.
Bonus points if you get the reference
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Someone squealed in our organisation it was either johnny tightlips or frankie the squealerΒ
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Hi Johnny I think you look awesome with that M16πππ
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Johnny: Why thank ya, little lady. It's a scary gun though, gotta be extra careful with it!
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Me: (blushes) can I have a go with it (blushes againππ)
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Johnny: How ya doin', sweetheart.
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Me:*blushes*"a lot better now. Also Johnny I think you're awesome." *blushes again*
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Johnny: Aww, well...don't tell the others I said nuthin', but thanks a lot, babydoll
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Me:*blushes then faints*
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Just don't expect him to say much of anything back.
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Lol that's true, but you probably won't be able to hear much over the M-16 anyway xD
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Johnny Tightlips: [blurts out] I ain't sayin' nuthin! *then realizes who he's talking to* Oh. Hello, m'am.
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Me: You did say something. You said "Hello".Β
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Johnny: Well, I ain't ignorin' no pretty lady like you now
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haha Thank you for commenting! x)
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At times like these, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't
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I was immediately reminded of Scarface when I saw this. This is so awesome!
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Haha thank you very much dear! <3
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Very nice and I definitely caught the Scarface reference there!
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Thank you, and hooray!
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