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Published: 2008-11-25 05:44:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 130; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 1
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Description Lmao, I felt compelled to add some Twilight crack. Don't ask me why.


Inspired by this wonderful piece: [link]



I have nothing else to say.

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Twilight is (c) NOT ME [THANK GAWD LOLOL]
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Comments: 10

Napola [2008-11-25 07:29:34 +0000 UTC]

The utmost rapage of Twilight is much appreciated. Everytime I try to spend a few moments in a bookstore, browsing for REAL books, I am bombarded with images of Twilight and stupid t-shirts//accesory bullshit. Fuck, even one of their posters is a total rip of an actually decent vampire movie//book: Interview with a Vampire.

It's so fucking...ugh...trash.

Why is somebody making a fortune off of this?

By the way, this image is excellence. I've never read the books, but I have enough rational instinct to tell that it was written to appease 12 year old preteens who have fantasies of vampires saving them from anything that they actually can't handle in real life. Hell, I bet this book wasn't supposed to make it any bigger then as an advertisement in some god awful tween magazine. Like some sinister god turned the other cheek because, even for something so almighty, this book was just too horrid.

OK, I'll stop.

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Linkette In reply to Napola [2008-11-30 05:17:59 +0000 UTC]

RARGH TWILIIIIGHT. I kill it ded. D<

And wtf, how can she even call that bag of jelly a protagonist? I could just smash that wimp. GROW A SPINE, HEY.

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Napola In reply to Linkette [2008-12-01 02:17:01 +0000 UTC]

The protagonist IS a bag of jelly in a human costume. You didn't read the disclaimer did you? Tsk, tsk.

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Linkette In reply to Napola [2008-12-01 03:14:12 +0000 UTC]

Lmao, silly me. Thinking a novel might actually have a main character.

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LuverzNDFriendz [2008-11-25 05:46:58 +0000 UTC]

Heathus, Edward makes me think of the Boos on Mario. XD; it's the mouth, I believe.

Lol, Bella should've been wearing her sexy blue nightgown. XD extra lulz. why do they have such shiny hairs?

PS: LOL WHO WANTS TO BE THE OWNER OF THIS TWILIGHT NONSENSE?

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Linkette In reply to LuverzNDFriendz [2008-11-25 05:50:50 +0000 UTC]

Well that's special.

I don't even remember that, lmao. I blocked all of that nonsense out.
And it's because they're both so pretty and sparkly and shiny and perrrfecttt~

And because I freaking love shading hair.

But yeah, they both seem like the type. XD SHAMELESS, SMEYER.

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LuverzNDFriendz In reply to Linkette [2008-11-25 06:37:24 +0000 UTC]

Isn't it though? Sorry, I played Paper Mario today. 8D

Lolol, I only remember it because of that winsome Harry Potter vs Twilight comic you linked me to. I believe it's the first time Bella goes hunting. >___> Since, y'know, everyone goes hunting in skimpy dresses.

LMAO, THIS IS TRUE. XD

"His hair caught the sunlight and sparkled like a thousand diamonds." wat.

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Linkette In reply to LuverzNDFriendz [2008-11-26 01:44:07 +0000 UTC]

Dude, I have that game. [TTYD] I got it last year after Christmas with my moldy gift money . . . I haven't played it yet. XDDD

*shotshotshot*

AHEM. Lmao, OH RIGHT. Lolol, and then she's like ripping it off or whatever.
Oh, Twilight. *shakes head*

That's actually about Mael, ho yes.

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LuverzNDFriendz In reply to Linkette [2008-11-26 02:11:06 +0000 UTC]

If Mael ever sparkles like diamonds, I may have to shoot myself. XD

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Linkette In reply to LuverzNDFriendz [2008-11-26 03:42:47 +0000 UTC]

No, just his amazing hair. XD *pets*

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