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Published: 2012-11-07 18:50:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 12657; Favourites: 560; Downloads: 1139
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He is the one named Sailor ObamaFighting Republicans by moonlight
Winning elections by daylight
With his Sailor Cabinet there to help fight
He is the one named Sailor Obama
He is the one named Sailor Obama
He is the one named...Sailor Obama
I waited until after the election to submit this, lest some dumbass actually let this thing affect their decision. If you look closely, those are Captain America's shields on his head.
KAWAII MUTHERFUCKER
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This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen
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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
Sorry, I'm very superstitious.
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In the name of the healthcare, I uh... punish you.Β
Super, uh, American Crystal, uuuhh, Drone Strike!
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YESSSSS, PRISTINE QUALITY POLITICALLY-CHARGED WONDERFULNESS. seriously, this is great
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LOL.
This is so messed up but once I read the poem I cracked. XD
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Mah fellow Americans.
Prepare for a sexy transformation scene.
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The imagery is believable. Nothing manly about him at all.
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I will ignore that you think that Obama has no masculinity, and focus on the fact that you believe that a man possessing feminine traits is bad, or something to ashamed of. For that,
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you are joking, right? if you see femininity in President Obama [the real one] you must be projecting. sure, he isnt a coal miner or a trucker, but he is a cosmopolitain urbanite...he is refined and well groomed, that doesn't make him feminine or not 'manly' as you say. you must really have an issue with him and with the 'unmanly' to correlate the two entirely on your own...well, with the help of this deviation and possible misogynistic pundits.
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Who knows Pax? A cosmopolitan urbanite lol. He has come a long way hasn't he? All the way from Kenya
Maybe I don't see him as incredibly manly because his wife is considerably more physically formidable than him. Forgive my biased social norms, I keep forgetting about the "change" that is setting in.
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Damn, haters, haters everywhere. Attack his politics if you disagree with them. Attacking his masculinity is both immature and a sign of intellectual deficiency. Aka stupid.
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are all men meant to be judged in contrast to their wives? that's kind of a strange way of looking at it. personally, i don't think being small and skinny is a sign of femininity. yeah, if you are judging him on the old stone age standard of physical girth, yes, he is lacking. but what, pray tell, does that have to do with his beliefs and his chosen path of governance? i respect that you disagree with the President, but these kinds of criticisms are not becoming of an intelligent rapport.
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i agree in saying that guys don't need to be the sterotype "manly", too much muscle is a turn off for a lot of girls. It sΒ for me. I like a nice suit because IΒ want aΒ super smart guy. Big buff guys just look like idiot meatheads.
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Omg XD lmfao >w< laughed so hard at this X3
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This is to absurd not to comment on, as to what to say, I don't know. Sooooooooooo...
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Lord thats a scary sight. Pleassseeee don't let the wind blow. I mean Michelle will probably like what's under there but I don't want to see that much of him 8B;;
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I can just totally imagine it now, Michelle would be all like, "HONEY YOUR SKIRT PULL IT DOWN" and his daughters would be all like "OMIGOD DAD STOP PLEASE"
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No his daughters would probably "MY EYESSSSSSS D8>>!!" and thats if the wind blows from behind.
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fffffwahahahahahahaha! i laughed so hard about this! you are a genius! he is the one named sailor obama! hahahaha!
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I like Obama somewhat but... Oh, gosh. xD
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