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Well, these are all the horse puns I could come up with.

hay, papyrus, my mane man!
SANS, DON'T YOU DARE--
aw, i don't wanna stirrup any trouble, i'm just horsing around
STOP, I'M LEAVING
i understand if you gotta bale we really mustang out here at the sentry station more often
IF YOU PUT HALF THE EFFORT INTO YOUR JOB THAT YOU DO INTO MAKING PUNS--
stop me if you've herd this one: that's a nice picture of a horse you made but where's the wagon? oh, the horse will draw it
ARGH
actually, i can't keep up these jokes furlong, i'm losing my voice
REALLY? YOU'RE NOT SICK, ARE YOU?
nah, i'm just a little horse
SANS!!
you're just grumpy because it's pasture bed time
IT'S NOT EVEN LATE
hey, i'm no foal, i wasn't barn yesterday. it's important to maintain a stable routine. but listen, i lost at cards to the neigh-bors and now i have to pony up some cash or i'll be saddled with debt. i was sure i had a whinny-ing hand. what a nightmare
SANS, STOP
if it'd been you you could just wing it, but i need to horn up my poker skills. meanwhile i thought i'd try to appease them with indian food, but the barn door was fetlocked and i couldn't get my curry comb. maybe baked goods would be better anyway? how about an appaloosa pie
THAT'S TERRIBLE
or some uni-corn on the cob. fresh-baked thorough-bread
THOSE ARE EVEN WORSE
i'm sure i can come up with something if i harness my creativity. i'm just stallion because i don't want to go report to undyne--there's so much rein in waterfall, you know, i could catch colt. plus last time i was there undyne wanted me to throw knives at her for some training exercise
WAIT, REALLY?
yeah, and i was worried i might nicker
ARGH!!

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Well, these are all the horse puns I could come up with.

hay, papyrus, my mane man!
SANS, DON'T YOU DARE--
aw, i don't wanna stirrup any trouble, i'm just horsing around
STOP, I'M LEAVING
i understand if you gotta bale we really mustang out here at the sentry station more often
IF YOU PUT HALF THE EFFORT INTO YOUR JOB THAT YOU DO INTO MAKING PUNS--
stop me if you've herd this one: that's a nice picture of a horse you made but where's the wagon? oh, the horse will draw it
ARGH
actually, i can't keep up these jokes furlong, i'm losing my voice
REALLY? YOU'RE NOT SICK, ARE YOU?
nah, i'm just a little horse
SANS!!
you're just grumpy because it's pasture bed time
IT'S NOT EVEN LATE
hey, i'm no foal, i wasn't barn yesterday. it's important to maintain a stable routine. but listen, i lost at cards to the neigh-bors and now i have to pony up some cash or i'll be saddled with debt. i was sure i had a whinny-ing hand. what a nightmare
SANS, STOP
if it'd been you you could just wing it, but i need to horn up my poker skills. meanwhile i thought i'd try to appease them with indian food, but the barn door was fetlocked and i couldn't get my curry comb. maybe baked goods would be better anyway? how about an appaloosa pie
THAT'S TERRIBLE
or some uni-corn on the cob. fresh-baked thorough-bread
THOSE ARE EVEN WORSE
i'm sure i can come up with something if i harness my creativity. i'm just stallion because i don't want to go report to undyne--there's so much rein in waterfall, you know, i could catch colt. plus last time i was there undyne wanted me to throw knives at her for some training exercise
WAIT, REALLY?
yeah, and i was worried i might nicker
ARGH!!