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Hear me out on this one. From yesterday and today, I've been really really painfully sick. Dignified's kept by my side and talked about things to distract me from the pain. With this and other things, we came up with a strange idea to give 2P America a pet.

A black rooster named Eegs, though he wears a dog collar (cuz it's cool he says) with 'kickass' written on it so people know what they're dealing with when they meet him. (And yes its Eegs, not Eggs, Alex is a bit of a hipster. Well not a bit, a lot.) For a bit of 'kickass' fashion, Al made a small denim vest for it using fabric from his jeans and bedazzles the back to make a golden egg shape. Because why the fuck not. Originally a cockfighting rooster, it got pretty badly injured and got left to die when Alex found it. Kinda felt bad for it so he took it in and nursed them back to health, mostly just a pet project for something to do. Whoda thunk he'd get attatched to them. So he decided to keep it and here they are.

Though for business meetings like the world meetings, he just sticks a tie on him, making his named for the moment Richard and he's basically his business partner for the meeting. Siegfried (2P Germany) usually wouldn't let this slide, but considering that thing is a big black cock named dick, he can't help but allow him around if not just for the constant dick jokes Al makes. He's a sucker for bad jokes so why the fuck not.

Luciano fucking hates this thing, and never understands why Siegfried just laughs everytime he tells him to get rid of that stupid cock. People have made it their goal to never fill Luci in on that one.

Yea so uh... dont mind me. I thought it was cute and neat so I drew doodles about Eegs. Might have more in the future idk but its just cute.

Description
Hear me out on this one. From yesterday and today, I've been really really painfully sick. Dignified's kept by my side and talked about things to distract me from the pain. With this and other things, we came up with a strange idea to give 2P America a pet.

A black rooster named Eegs, though he wears a dog collar (cuz it's cool he says) with 'kickass' written on it so people know what they're dealing with when they meet him. (And yes its Eegs, not Eggs, Alex is a bit of a hipster. Well not a bit, a lot.) For a bit of 'kickass' fashion, Al made a small denim vest for it using fabric from his jeans and bedazzles the back to make a golden egg shape. Because why the fuck not. Originally a cockfighting rooster, it got pretty badly injured and got left to die when Alex found it. Kinda felt bad for it so he took it in and nursed them back to health, mostly just a pet project for something to do. Whoda thunk he'd get attatched to them. So he decided to keep it and here they are.

Though for business meetings like the world meetings, he just sticks a tie on him, making his named for the moment Richard and he's basically his business partner for the meeting. Siegfried (2P Germany) usually wouldn't let this slide, but considering that thing is a big black cock named dick, he can't help but allow him around if not just for the constant dick jokes Al makes. He's a sucker for bad jokes so why the fuck not.

Luciano fucking hates this thing, and never understands why Siegfried just laughs everytime he tells him to get rid of that stupid cock. People have made it their goal to never fill Luci in on that one.

Yea so uh... dont mind me. I thought it was cute and neat so I drew doodles about Eegs. Might have more in the future idk but its just cute.