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allesef In reply to allesef [2011-03-09 10:10:46 +0000 UTC]

i meant vampier... it's been a long day. also, i blew on a zombie, and it just walked off.

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demonglittercritter In reply to allesef [2012-05-07 04:16:27 +0000 UTC]

Blowing zombies? That sounds a bit unsanitary.

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allesef In reply to demonglittercritter [2012-05-07 06:00:23 +0000 UTC]

youd think so, but it turns out that's how you get the vacine.

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demonglittercritter In reply to allesef [2012-05-07 22:33:08 +0000 UTC]

*vaccine I see you've put a lot of thought into this.

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allesef In reply to demonglittercritter [2012-05-08 06:41:49 +0000 UTC]

nope, completely improvised.

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demonglittercritter In reply to allesef [2012-05-12 18:14:35 +0000 UTC]

Woot for improv!

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allesef In reply to demonglittercritter [2012-05-13 04:29:58 +0000 UTC]

i am the master of puns. it helps that i can use a joke at any point.

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demonglittercritter In reply to allesef [2012-05-14 01:41:18 +0000 UTC]

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allesef In reply to demonglittercritter [2012-05-14 06:43:46 +0000 UTC]

i have sum maths puns.

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demonglittercritter In reply to allesef [2012-05-15 22:55:47 +0000 UTC]

oh ha ha.
My sense of humor totally isn't based in sarcasm or plays on words.

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allesef In reply to demonglittercritter [2012-05-16 13:19:18 +0000 UTC]

as a mathematician, writer, and comedian i have a great recouce of various jokes.

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demonglittercritter In reply to allesef [2012-05-16 14:16:11 +0000 UTC]

I'm just a wanna be stagehand trying to get by.

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allesef In reply to demonglittercritter [2012-05-16 15:25:46 +0000 UTC]

stagehand... finally something i can't make a pun about. (a good one anyway. things like "Handy" and such are to cliche)

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demonglittercritter In reply to allesef [2012-05-18 00:24:31 +0000 UTC]

YES!

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allesef In reply to demonglittercritter [2012-05-18 03:29:13 +0000 UTC]

at first i thought the term roady meant something like a stage hand, as i have heared it use like that before, but the urban dictionary says otherwise.

RoadyAdjective) A term used to discribe an event of which a group of people pile into one car and drive on gravel roads while smoking pot.

RoadyNoun) a sexual act involving a mans *cough* while he is driving.

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demonglittercritter In reply to allesef [2012-05-18 04:04:00 +0000 UTC]

XD Roadies are people who drive around bringing equipment places.

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allesef In reply to demonglittercritter [2012-05-18 04:42:52 +0000 UTC]

that's what i though. the internet has strange opinions.

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demonglittercritter In reply to allesef [2012-05-19 17:54:28 +0000 UTC]

XD so true.

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allesef In reply to demonglittercritter [2012-05-20 11:33:33 +0000 UTC]

anyway. are you roady for some puns?

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demonglittercritter In reply to allesef [2012-05-20 16:55:49 +0000 UTC]

Okayyyyyyy

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allesef In reply to demonglittercritter [2012-05-21 05:08:41 +0000 UTC]

... that's all i've got.

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demonglittercritter In reply to allesef [2012-05-21 05:40:31 +0000 UTC]

NICE

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allesef In reply to demonglittercritter [2012-05-21 09:53:42 +0000 UTC]

i need to be given more topics to make moer puns.

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demonglittercritter In reply to allesef [2012-05-21 14:16:22 +0000 UTC]

Construction. There're plenty of them. Wood you like to make a few?

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allesef In reply to demonglittercritter [2012-05-22 05:47:12 +0000 UTC]

time to brick out my mad skillz. plankyou. i'm just building up to the big suff.

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demonglittercritter In reply to allesef [2012-05-26 23:53:47 +0000 UTC]

Oof. That was pretty bad!

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allesef In reply to demonglittercritter [2012-05-27 04:59:04 +0000 UTC]

nailed it

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s1lverb0a In reply to Mogomojo224 [2010-02-09 02:53:13 +0000 UTC]

he also stars in twilight movies.

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Mogomojo224 In reply to s1lverb0a [2010-02-09 03:19:55 +0000 UTC]

*shudder*

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Phoenix-Soar In reply to Mogomojo224 [2010-03-24 08:15:02 +0000 UTC]

Agreed. *shudder*

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GrossSuccubus In reply to Da-Blue-Monkey [2009-06-14 17:45:46 +0000 UTC]

GAH KILL TWILIGHT

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Pokelova In reply to GrossSuccubus [2009-07-31 14:56:38 +0000 UTC]

But Jacob is so sexy!

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SidselCullen In reply to Pokelova [2009-08-10 17:24:38 +0000 UTC]

Maybe, but his a jerk to sometimes! Seth is cuter!

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GrossSuccubus In reply to Pokelova [2009-08-01 10:35:04 +0000 UTC]

wth THEY ARE ALL HIDEOUS

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