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Blue eyes flared in anger at the site of the pink and yellow ruffled monstrosity set before him on the large blue quilted bed. Crossing his arms against his nude chest, the magic user continued to glare at the prone object hoping that it would self-combust under his vision alone, but unfortunately the blonde-haired boy hadn’t mastered that exact magical talent yet… unlike a certain bastard who stood eyeing him while smirking.

“Stop starring at the dress Edward, it’s not going to bite!” The blue eyes turned to glare over at the speaker in distaste over his comment.

“There is no way in hell you’ll get me to wear that Roy!” he growled out while pointing towards the bed.

“Oh really?” a black brow rose in amusement over the remark as Roy moved closer to the blonde haired magical user as he stood stoically next to Roy’s bed, “Did you forget who lost the bet?” he purred into the shorter boy’s ear as he leaned close.

Edward’s cheeks flared a deep red in embarrassment over not only being reminded of the bet he had made with the fire user earlier, but by also having the older boy standing so close to him… it was uncomfortable, “How was I supposed to know that the water wouldn’t spill over… it’s only logical considering the solidity of the contents within.” At least his point had seemed logical at the time, but Edward had been too drunk to care whether or not the comment even made any sense, not that he was ever going to admit that to a certain dark-haired bastard fire user.

The evening had started out simply with the two of them sitting side by side at a local bar, the next thing Edward remembered was getting tipsy while drinking a ‘Long Island Ice tea’ that by name alone shouldn’t have been alcoholic… Having Roy sit hovering next to him on a barstool, making him feel steadily uncomfortable didn’t help the feeling of intoxication.

Suddenly a fight had broken out between them that revolved around the question of whether or not a glass filled with ice water would spill over when the ice melted. Edward in his drunken state hadn’t believed Roy for an instant that the water would remain inside the glass and was surprised when after a little heat was applied; the water ran over proving he was wrong… it had to have been rigged.

At least that’s what Edward had convinced himself had occurred, however when Roy demonstrated the same trick while he was sober, Edward was left with a sinking feeling of dread settling in his stomach as he realized that Roy now had the power to do what he wanted to the blonde via the bet.

Shocking though the news was to Ed, he had no choice, but to fulfill Roy’s every desire for the next week that included one hideous spectacle of a fluffy pink dress.

Roy stood continually amused by the range of emotions that flew across his crush’s face, as the younger boy stood next him by his bed. Giving into a hidden need, he was now able to partially let loose, Roy leaned down till he was able to whisper again in the shorter boy’s ear, “Need I remind you Ed… that your also forgetting to call me master” the last word Roy was drawn out slowly between the dark-haired boy’s tan lips, which made Edward shiver slightly in fear as the older boy’s breath passed gently along the outer shell of his ear.

Feeling uncomfortable with the close proximity of the taller boy, Edward pushed Roy away from him, before glaring up in his direction, wishing the bet had never taken place, “Back off flamer or I will kick your ass!”

Roy smirked in response to the other boy’s growing ire, “Don’t you mean your Master’s ass?”

Apparently repeating something the blonde would rather forget was the last straw for Edward, as he soon launched himself at Roy, pushing the taller boy down onto the bed before proceeding to straddle the raven-haired man in order to beat the older boy up, “I’ll give you Master… you son of a bitch!” Edward yelled out before pulling back his metallic arm in order to hit Roy directly in the face.

“I don’t think so…” Roy was used to the blonde’s attics having fought him many times over the years and he wasn’t about stand by and let the munchkin hit him, so Roy quickly grabbed the smaller boy’s arm before it could reach his face and pushed it towards the side before reversing their positions on the bed so that he was the one doing the straddling now instead of Edward, “Cause I always get what I want Naruto Ed.”

“Stupid Fucker…” Edward managed to yell out before the pressure of Roy’s lips pressing against his roughly cutting off his words. The odd feeling, of having the older boy’s firm lips pressed against his own, made the blonde squeak out in surprise at first. But Edward soon gave into the kiss, by pressing his own eagerly against his rival’s.

After a moment, Roy pulled away, satisfied that he had finally gotten Edward to shut up for once, “You know I think I prefer you this way Ed…” He leaned close in order to give the blonde another soft kiss on his nose; the action resulted in Edward pushing him away in confusion over what they had done.

“Sasuke Roy… I,” The raven-haired man placed a finger against Edwards lips as he spoke, massaging the area, as the blonde tried to deal with how to best explain what he was feeling since Edward wasn’t even sure he wanted to feel this way about the older man.

Tap. Tap.

Sasuke stood staring at the computer screen in annoyance over the second typo he had made that evening. In his excitement over writing out his dream that involved Naruto, he had inadvertently placed their names in the story instead of the ‘Fullmetal Alchemist’ characters.

Running a hand through the back of his hair, Sasuke let out a sigh annoyance, before quickly saving the progress of his chapter for that month in the computer. He needed to make sure he corrected all the mistakes later when he finished the chapter, that way his readers would never know that his story wasn’t based on the characters that they loved, but on someone else entirely.

After saving the new chapter to ‘Lust in Bondage’ in its specific folder, Sasuke decided to check his incoming emails on AOL to see if he had received any messages back yet from Neji regarding information on his redheaded nemesis, Gaara.

He quickly clicked on the link within his bookmarks, which brought up the main AOL screen, before keying in his screen-name, which ironically was also the name of his account, ‘RavenLuvsFoxes’, followed by his password.

Once he hit enter, the computerized voice connected to the AOL program yelled out, “YOU GOT MAIL!” loudly-making the raven-haired boy wince. Naruto had inadvertently set the volume up high and had forgotten to lower it after downloading one of his songs from ITunes.

It was a bad habit of Naruto’s, that Sasuke had tried hard to break him of, but despite having told Naruto time and time again to leave the settings alone, Naruto still proceeded to listen to the ITunes program at a level that brought tears of pain to Sasuke’s eyes. It made the raven wonder briefly why his love interest wasn’t already deaf if he was always listening to everything extremely loud, ‘Then again…’ Sasuke thought with a smirk, ‘it did explain Naruto’s problem with yelling all the time...’ maybe the blonde was already a little deaf.

Sasuke shrugged off the thought in favor of looking through his email. Unfortunately Neji still hadn’t responded back with any of the information he need. The news didn’t surprise Sasuke, considering the brunette was waiting to get the information from Shikamaru, who was considered a lazy bastard who tended to take longer then necessary doing any work that didn’t involve him personally.

What did surprise Sasuke, as he read through the listed mail, was that he had already received a review for his one-shot story, ‘Little Ed Riding Hood and the Big Bag Mustang’, it was a story that Sasuke had just submitted on less than an hour ago for fun… it usually took longer to get his first review… so he was excited.

At least until he realized the review belonged to none other than his Internet nemesis, ‘Mansex69’, who made it a point to review nothing but his obvious contempt for everything the raven wrote. It was almost like the reviewer personally knew who the raven was and took sadistic pleasure in verbally whittling down every single story Sasuke had posted.

Being flamed consistently by ‘Mansex69’ was one of the reasons that Sasuke had debated over whether or not he should change his screen name, but Sasuke decided after pulling up the page that he didn’t want to give ‘Mansex69’ the satisfaction of winning.

Even though Sasuke already knew what to expect as a review, Sasuke was still curious about what ‘Mansex69’ had written this time, so he opened the link in his email… only to be shocked by the contents within.

Mansex69 reviewed-

You are a no talent hack. Where do you get your OCC ideas for Roy and Ed… your own pathetic life because I have seen more love between a dog and his chew-toy. You should work on your own life experiences before putting them down in writing… Better yet, find yourself one of those inflatable bed buddies and learn what real sex is like. By the way Ed's eyes are gold, not blue you hack.

“That fucker!” Sasuke yelled while pounding his fist onto the top of his wooden desk making it crack a little under the pressure, “Bed buddy my ass…” he proceeded to respond back to the email in order to give his attacker a piece of his mind. Sasuke wasn’t one for letting others get their way, even though he was right about the eyes… just another thing he needed to remember to edit before he went to bed.

To Mansex69-

Screw you; you antisocial son-of-a-bitch… if you knew what real love was you wouldn’t refer to it as something that requires an inflatable love toy… of which you must be obviously accustomed to since only someone with extensive knowledge of self-love would ever make that comment.

Sasuke leaned back in his chair and closed his eyes before taking a deep calming breath, the last thing he needed was for some nameless asshole to get the better of him, though it had been fun giving it back to the flamer for once, Sasuke thought with a smirk settling on his face.

Beyond satisfied with his comment, Sasuke quickly sat up and sent the email response to ‘Mansex69’ before deciding to sign off for the night. It was almost 6:00 pm, and Sasuke needed to decide on what to make for his lunch tomorrow, since he needed to get up for school early in order to get ready for his test with Kimimaro on bone density scanning.

While setting the food on the counter, Sasuke’s mind began to wander to the night Naruto introduced him to Gaara and how the two had looked together, it had made him angry that the redhead had managed to get under Naruto’s skin in a way he never could. His hand gripped one of the tomatoes he was handling a little to roughly and the juice squirted out between his fingers, Sasuke looked down at the mess and imagined it was Gaara’s face, ‘If only it was that easy he thought’, throwing the tomato away into the garbage. However, what he needed to focus on now was how to get back into Naruto’s good graces… their was always ramen.

At the same time.

Pein was looking through his messages in AOL via his Blackberry. He started laughing when he read the review from Sasuke, ‘Aren’t we getting creative for once…’ Pein thought while skimming through the message as he leaned against the hood of his black 2007 Spider, “Why would I need inflatable toys, when I have Neji around…”

“What was that?”

The blonde turned to eye his boyfriend a moment before giving him a playful wink, “Oh you know same old same old… Sasuke thinking I have a plastic appliance fetish…”

A dark brow rose in curiosity over the comment, “Plastic Appliance Fetish…” he hoped Pein was joking, ‘Then again’ Neji thought while looking at the blackberry in his boyfriend’s hands a moment in trepidation, “tell me you aren’t still harassing Sasuke.”

Pein’s grin widened at the innuendo, “I’m not?”

Neji felt his eyebrow twitch in response; he knew how much Pein hated Sasuke because of what he had done to Naruto over a year ago during their family’s New Years Eve party. Neji had tried to convince his boyfriend that what had happened was in the past, but Pein stubbornly refused to give Sasuke the benefit of the doubt, after all Sasuke was the one to turn harshly Naruto down in the first place in a room full of people, “…I knew I shouldn’t have mentioned Sasuke’s writing hobby...”

The blonde gave a shrug in response, he didn’t care whether or not Sasuke’s feelings were hurt, it was nothing compared to pain he saw on Naruto’s face the night he was humiliated. Even a year later, Pein could see his brother had never quite recovered from the incident, “I know he is your best-friend, but that doesn’t excuse what he did to Naru,” he stated simply while typing up a response to Sasuke’s written comment, “…besides” he turned to give his boyfriend a seductive leer while hitting the send button on his blackberry, “I prefer playing with you a lot more…”

Neji’s blushed a bright red in response, “Your lucky I don’t pound your ass for that Pein…” he managed to sputter out, which only made the blonde’s grin widen in delight.

“Why Neji…” Pein purred while leaning in the brunette’s direction while giving his body a slow once over, “I knew you wanted to pound me so much… I could have waited to give Sasuke a touch of his own medicine…” he thrust his hips against the hood while moaning suggestively, “If you know what I mean...”

Neji’s mouth dropped open in shock, in response to Pein’s lack of candor, “I didn’t… I wasn’t…” but he soon gave up trying to make any more comment when his boyfriend suddenly grabbed him close, pulling Neji within the circle of his arms, before kissing him.

The kiss was surprising soft against Neji’s slightly chapped lips and he couldn’t help, but wonder if his boyfriend used any kind of balm to make them that soft. The brunette moved his hands in order to encircle Pein’s head, pulling the taller man down so he kiss him deeper, his boyfriend moaned appreciatively into the kiss before picking Neji up and laying him across the top of the car.

The position made it easy for Pein to reach Neji’s neck where he proceeded to nibble a slow trail down his boyfriend’s pale jaw line towards his throat causing the younger man to shiver in delight as the lips moved even further down towards Neji’s collarbone. Once Pein reached the juncture between Neji’s neck and shoulder, he proceeded to lick and suck at the pale skin like Neji was an especially succulent and delicious treat till the surrounding area turned bright red.

Leaning back, Pein eyed the resulting hickey, in satisfaction, “I’ve missed doing this…” the blonde commented briefly before leaning down in order to continue sucking at Neji’s full lower lip, instead, making the brunette moan in delight.

Neji pulled away in order to give Pein a endearing look, “I missed you too,” the brunette lifted his right hand allowing it to trail across the blonde’s stubbled chin, “I wish you didn’t have to leave all the time.”

“So do I…” Pein sighed before leaning down to press his forehead briefly against Neji’s so he could look deeply into the brunette’s pale lavender-colored eyes, “Though Zetsu says that I should be receiving some time off soon,” he gave a brief smile before leaning in an giving Neji another brief kiss, “I promise to make it worth your while…”

Neji’ brown rose hopefully, “Indeed… would you like to consider doing that now?” Neji could feel Pein’s excitement pressing into his lower belly and his own erection twitched in reaction. Neji missed having his boyfriend this close, it had been like hell living without the blonde for the past two weeks.

Bright blue eyes seemed to darken lustfully in response to the suggestion, and before Neji could comment further, Pein moved down and pressed his lips passionately against Neji’s. The brunette moaned into the kiss, allowing Pein to press his tongue into the younger boy’s mouth, allowing their tongues to mingle and thrust against one another in a lesser form of what they wanted to with each other’s bodies.

“God Neji…” Pein gave a little groan against the brunette’s lips as he softly thrust his hips against the brunette’s clothed pelvis, “I’m ready to take you right now against this hood.”

Neji chuckled against Pein’s mouth before pulling back in order to shift his position their positions a bit till he was straddling Pein across his jean clad lap, allowing his knees to spread out on either side of the blonde’s legs. This position allowed Neji to stare down at Pein while bringing their clothed erections into better contact.

“You know I kind of like you like this…” the brunette managed to mumble out before tilting his head to the side where he licked at the sensitive skin around the outside of his boyfriend’s ear, near his multiple piercings, making Pein hiss out in surprise over the motion, “so submissive…” Neji mumbled out between licks, “It allows me to render you silent for once.”

“I have no complaints, if it also gets me what I want…” Pein managed to moan out, as he moved his hands to squeeze at Neji’s muscular backside in response to each and every soft and sensual lick of his boyfriend’s talented tongue.

Neji’s gasped against the skin of Pein’s neck, finding his legs were turning weak in response to the pressure the blonde was doing to his arousal. He pressed down against Pein’s arousal in response, making the blonde moan this time.

Any more pressure like that and Neji felt like he would explode, “Pein, Oh God!” Groan, “your so hard…”

“Always for you my love…” The blonde grinned up at Neji in response to his boyfriend’s sounds of pleasure, thinking about how to best move this play to the next level. Something that didn’t involve him spilling into his pants later and trying to explain to his mom why he had a suspiciously wet spot placed down there when their was nothing there before, “Though I am surprised you never suggested this before.”

“I did…” Moan, “You just didn’t listen… Oh god!” Neji leaned down and kissed Pein slowly, bringing his right hand up to caress the blonde’s slightly stubbly cheek while nibbling on the older boy’s bottom pierced lip, before continuing to rub his lower half down against Pein’s, “…Stubborn bastard.”

Pein let out a low chuckle, “Wrong guy… your thinking of your best friend…” He moved their position till Neji was on his back again on top of the hood of his car. Pein lifted Neji’s shirt from out of his tight khaki pants, in order to lean down under the loose green fabric, where he proceeded to nibble at dark nubs of flesh enthusiastically. Pein paused a moment in surprise, between licks, when he noticed a glinting piece of metal from out of the corner of his eye.

To his pleasant surprise, Pein realized the metallic object was none other than a newly pierced and golden ring through his boyfriend’s left nipple. It almost begged for the blonde to play with it and Pein wasn’t on to deny himself what he craved. Letting out a grin, the taller man proceeded to flick at the dangling piece of jewelry with the tip of his finger in fascination. Letting the cool metal move up and down slowly in reaction to movements of his finger.

The area was still sore, even after being pierced a couple of days ago, and the brunette flinched at the slight pain the tugging caused. Neji ended up smacking his boyfriend on the top of his boyfriend’s head in annoyance over the older boys unpleasant flicking, “Stop that…”

Pein moaned out in pain, and rubbed at the top of his sore head, while he still lay beneath Neji’s shirt, “But isn’t it my present to play with Neji-ni?”

The brunette’s face tinted red in response to the implied words, “Who said I did it for you…”

“Cause you love-love me…” Pein chuckled against the warm skin of Neji’s naked chest, “And you know you’ll love what I can do with it…” Pein proceeded to show his boyfriend exactly how by sweeping his tongue teasingly around the outside of the other boy’s sore nipple

Neji’s thoughts flew out of his head the moment his boyfriend’s tongue moved to bathe his nipple soothingly, it was by far a more pleasurable sensation than having the poor nipple tugged on, and Neji arched his back in order to allow Pein to touch as much of the available surface of his chest as the blonde could. The brunette wasn’t disappointed with the move, as Pein proceeded to lovingly pull and suck at the nipple in response, “Ah shit.”

The yell made Pein laugh as he noticed that Neji’s Penis had leaked a bit at the tip in his arousal, leaving the surrounding area wet, as if Neji had wet his drawers, “You are such a dirty baby…” he rubbed at the area teasingly with his unoccupied hand.

“Fucker…” Neji yelled back, only to moan out the next instance, as the blonde proceeded to play with sensitive nub further by gently rubbing and pulling at the area while licking at the brunette’s un-pierced nipple.

‘No wonder Pein has so many piercings,’ Neji thought letting out a moan. Having become personally acquainted with where every piercing was located on his boyfriend’s body, the brunette could see why it would be a benefit to enjoy some extra sensitivity now and again.

With this thought in mind, Neji decided to make it a point to look into having other areas pierced in the future, if it felt this good having just one nipple pierced, he could only imagine what it would be like having both done. The experience would definitely bring both Neji and Pein to a newer level in their relationship.

The two lovers were so far gone into their make out session, that neither noticed when they were no longer alone, but had a very unexpected audience staring at them in shock.

They might have still gone on blissfully unaware, if it hadn’t been for Kyuubi letting off an almost girlish shriek in response to his brother making out rather raunchily with his boyfriend on top of the hood of Pein’s black Spider. The disturbing site wasn’t something that the youngest Uzumaki brother would soon forget, though he did vow to try, “What the hell are you two doing?”

Pale lavender-colored eyes shot open in response to the shout, only to widen in surprise at the look of absolute horror on Kyuubi’s face, “Wha…”

However Kyuubi wasn’t the only one there, Neji spotted Naruto out of the corner of his eye smiling while covering another boy’s eyes that stood in front of him, and he felt his face heat up in embarrassment, “Oh no...”

From what he could see of the redhead, the other boy appeared to be around Kyuubi’s age, and Neji could only surmise that the other kid must be either impressionable or innocent, if Naruto found it important to block off the other boy’s sight.

Under normal circumstances, Neji would have asked who the boy was, ‘but this wasn’t a normal situation…’ Neji groaned while slapping over his face to cover his embarrassment, just as Pein made another leisurely lick to his nipple.

Not that Neji was surprised by his older boyfriend’s attitude, after all Pein was the one who had once stated that he was making it his mission to personally christen each and every single room, of the Uzumaki family’s multi-roomed mansion, with Neji sexually.

When Pein didn’t respond to Kyuubi’s shout, Neji pushed the blonde out from beneath his shirt, almost making Pein fall off the car in the process, “Dammit… Pein STOP!”

The older man cursed a bit under his breath before regaining a less precarious position on top of the hood near Neji, “But I haven’t even gotten to the fun part yet...”

“Not now dunce…” Neji glared back at the older blonde in displeasure, “We have company!” he gestured towards their audience; a still traumatic looking Kyuubi, a quiet Naruto and the redheaded boy standing in front of him that was still blissfully oblivious to what was going-on in the garage.

“Hello everyone!” Pein yelled out in greeting while waving at their audience.

Kyuubi crossed his arms and snorted in disgust, “Can’t you guys find a room somewhere else… preferably on another continent?”

In contrast Naruto, who was used to this type of display between the two lovers and wasn’t the homophobe that Kyuubi proclaimed to be, only smiled in response to his older brother’s attention before openly saying, “Hello,” back.

“Hey Naru, “ Pein was happy that his other brother was home, however the same couldn’t be said of his youngest brother, “Sheesh Kyu… you act like you’ve never had a sex ed class before… do I need to go over the finer points of anal sex with you again.”

Kyuubi paled and his mouth opened and closed like a fish in dulled shock before he managed to shout out, “HELL NO!” Who would want to know how to do that in the first place? I’m not like Grandfather Jiraya!”

“Ah yes…” Pein gave a reminiscing look as he tilted his head to the side and sighed over the pleasant memory of his Grandfather showing him his first titty-bar at the age of 10, “Good times… who knew he could sneak me in to that stripper joint at such a young age.”

Neji looked down at his boyfriend, flabbergasted at the almost insane comment before smacking him again on top of the head again. It seemed like Neji had been doing that a lot tonight and he had a feeling that he might do it a few more time before the night was out, considering how Pein had a total lack of regard for the finer points of conversation, “You shouldn’t be saying stuff like that to him…”

At the same time Kyuubi yelled back, “That’s not the point Pervert… I wasn’t the one making out with Neji on top of your car.”

Pein’s mouth pealed back into a huge grin in reaction to the statement, “Wow Kyu… I didn’t know you were jealous, I don’t think Neji would mind if we shared,” the last he said while waggling his brows which made Kyuubi’s face burn a bright red in response.

“I will not be apart of your twisted logic…” Kyuubi managed to yell out, “I AM NOT GAY! I like the Pink Taco... Not a Hotdog, A TACO!” with that last comment he ran into the house, in a fit, leaving Pein staring at his retreating back in continued amusement.

“Hmm sounds like someone shoved a not so happy stick up his ass…” ignoring Kyuubi for the moment, Pein turned to regard his other brother who stood watching them silently, “It’s been too long Naru… how’s school?”

Naruto shrugged his shoulders while standing next to a confused looking Gaara, “It’s going well… and your work?”

Neji, who was always amazed by how Naruto could stay so calm in these type of situations, was curious about who the newcomer was, “Sorry to interrupt Naruto, but is that a friend of Kyuubi’s?” It was an honest mistake considering the boy was obviously the same age as the youngest Uzumaki.

Having finally noticed the other boy for the fist time, Pein slowly eyed the newcomer in front of him from head to toe and back again, “Inquiring minds want to know?” Pein already knew who redhead could be, but he knew that Naruto wanted to keep it secret for now, so he didn’t say anything to correct Neji.

Instead the older blonde lifted his hand in greeting in the redhead’s direction, “Hello cutie, my name is Pein and you are?”

Naruto could see the skin on Gaara’s forehead scrunch up a bit in mild confusion over, the man addressing him, who looked like an older version of his Gummy-man, “I’m Gaara…”

Pein mouth split into the biggest grin he’d ever seen (which was saying a lot since the Uzumaki clan tended to have an unusual knack for the biggest smiles on the planet that were surprisingly natural), “So this is the infamous Gaara, I was told all about!”

Obviously Gaara didn’t know what Pein meant by that comment and ended up instantly backing into Naruto behind him in unconscious need for contact with something other than the odd people sitting in front of him.

Naruto blushed in response to the younger boy’s closeness before responding, “Yes… Gaara is a classmate of Kyu’s, they got into a fight earlier at school so when I went to pick up Kyu… I thought it would be nice to invite Gaara over for dinner.”

Instinctively, Naruto felt it was better to go with the story of meeting Gaara at the school rather that admitting he was dating the younger boy since he didn’t know to exactly broach the subject with the rest of his family and friends. It was bad enough that Pein already knew who Gaara was, he shuttered to think what his mom would do if she found out, considering how much of a closet yaoi romantic she was.

The idea of a fight, between his youngest sibling and the cutest redheaded Goth boy Pein had ever seen since Sasori, left the older blond feeling curious about how the fight started. In fact, Pein secretly hoped it was kinky and involved the tearing of clothes, “I don’t think mom would mind she is cooking after all.”

Naruto figured that, for the exception of Kyuubi, that his family wouldn’t mind the redhead being invited to their house. In fact he knew his mom would be thrilled that Naruto had finally taken an interest in someone else other than Sasuke, though she might be surprised that its not with a girl, like she had hoped.

“NARU HONEY!” As if on cue, their mother, a petite woman with dark honey brown hair and hazel colored eyes came running out of the house wearing a fluffy pink apron over an orange kimono. She paused briefly in order to eye Pein and Neji’s positions in disapproval, “Really boys,” Kushina placed her fists on her hips in mock frustration, “Your getting your clothes all messy and wrinkled,” she pointed in the direction of the door leading upwards towards the kitchen, “Get upstairs now and straighten yourselves up, I will not have you acting like you did last week…”

“That’s fine Mom,” Pein quickly gave his mother a affectionate wink before leaning close so he could whisper seductively into his boyfriend’s ear, “Let’s go get dressed baby…” Pein fairly purred before sticking out his tongue to give the outer cartilage an enticing lick, “We can always finish what we started in the bathroom…”

Neji blushed at the straightforward innuendo and had to refrain himself from punching his boyfriend in front of Kushina who was presently eyeing her son’s actions in mild amusement, “Not in front of your mom… idiot.”

Pein pouted in response, “But I was having fun Neji… you don’t want Mr. Rogers to explore…”

“Shit…” Neji muttered under his breath in disbelief before quickly covering his boyfriend’s mouth and quickly dragged the taller boy with him towards the doorway as a means of escape before the older woman realized what Pein was referring to? It wouldn’t do for the Uzumaki matriarch to know her son named his penis after a popular children’s host.

Once Pein and Neji had left, Naruto gave his mom a pleasant smile in greeting when she turned to look in his direction, “It’s nice to be home,” He put his arm around Gaara’s shoulder in a relaxed matter while indicating the shorter boy with his other hand, “This is Gaara…” Naruto waved his hand back in the older woman’s direction, “Gaara… this is my mom, Kushina Uzumaki.”

Gaara was surprised when the brown-haired woman gave him a pleasant smile in greeting instead of a similar reception as he had gotten from the rest of the family, “Nice to meet you Gaara…” she leaned close till she was almost whispering in his ear, “I must say your cuter than Kakashi mentioned.”

The redhead didn’t quite know how to respond to Naruto’s mom’s comment about the principal and what exactly the older man meant by cute. He heard Naruto chuckle behind him in response to his mom’s comment and turned to look up at his object of affection in confusion, ‘What is so funny?’ as if in response to his thoughts Naruto looked down and gave him a wink, “This always happens… you’ll realize why at the dinner table.”

Gaara wondered if this was just one of the things his rival had hinted at when he said Gaara wasn’t worthy enough for Naruto. It made him wonder whether or not the family could accept him, and if he couldn’t make a good enough impression, does that mean Sasuke had won? Just the idea that the Uchiha could win his ‘Gummy-Man’ by default made the redhead’s blood boil, ‘Nobody takes what’s mine and gets away with it.’ He vowed.

The site of Gaara looking all flushed above the cheekbones, made the blonde’s heart beat a little faster and he was suddenly overcome with the desire to kiss that area. The site of his mom hovering near and giving Naruto that knowing look made the blonde back off just in time, since his mom didn’t need to know how much he cared for Gaara just yet.

Naruto gave a slight cough before turning to look away, in order to cover up his actions. His mom eyed him knowingly before headed off towards the entrance to the house, “You do realize what happened with Pein applies to you too, don’t you Naru…”

“Wha… But I?” he managed to choke out.

Kushina turned to look at Naruto briefly over her shoulder, “Kakashi wasn’t just mentioning the fight Naru, besides,” she said with a affectionate smile on her face, “It’s a little obvious the way you stare at him… just promise me that you’re doing it for the right reasons this time, ok.” She gave him a quick wink before closing the door behind her.

The comment was the closest either of them had gotten to talk about the incident that happened between Naruto and Sasuke over a year ago. Naruto had almost given up on dating anyone since they could never quite match the attraction he had once felt with Sasuke… that was until the moment he met Gaara that day in his grandfather’s shop.

Turning to look at the redhead now, Naruto wondered again over what exactly it was about the younger boy that drew the blonde to do things Naruto never thought he would do, ‘Was love that easy?’ for some reason it made the blonde worried that he was pushing things a little too quickly with Gaara… could this really work? Something inside him told him that it could.

Naruto shook his head over how serious he was already taking the relationship; it was one of the reasons why the blonde decided to take his time with Gaara sexually in order to not scare the other boy off. Holding out his hand, Naruto gave the redhead another smile, “Common let’s go inside… I can give you a tour of the house before dinner.”

Gaara gave Naruto a hesitant smile in return before grasping the older boy’s warmer hand; it felt like, it always did, that he was taking a chance with his heart, as it beat rapidly in his chest… The blonde only hoped that it would be safe within Gaara’s hands.

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Blue eyes flared in anger at the site of the pink and yellow ruffled monstrosity set before him on the large blue quilted bed. Crossing his arms against his nude chest, the magic user continued to glare at the prone object hoping that it would self-combust under his vision alone, but unfortunately the blonde-haired boy hadn’t mastered that exact magical talent yet… unlike a certain bastard who stood eyeing him while smirking.

“Stop starring at the dress Edward, it’s not going to bite!” The blue eyes turned to glare over at the speaker in distaste over his comment.

“There is no way in hell you’ll get me to wear that Roy!” he growled out while pointing towards the bed.

“Oh really?” a black brow rose in amusement over the remark as Roy moved closer to the blonde haired magical user as he stood stoically next to Roy’s bed, “Did you forget who lost the bet?” he purred into the shorter boy’s ear as he leaned close.

Edward’s cheeks flared a deep red in embarrassment over not only being reminded of the bet he had made with the fire user earlier, but by also having the older boy standing so close to him… it was uncomfortable, “How was I supposed to know that the water wouldn’t spill over… it’s only logical considering the solidity of the contents within.” At least his point had seemed logical at the time, but Edward had been too drunk to care whether or not the comment even made any sense, not that he was ever going to admit that to a certain dark-haired bastard fire user.

The evening had started out simply with the two of them sitting side by side at a local bar, the next thing Edward remembered was getting tipsy while drinking a ‘Long Island Ice tea’ that by name alone shouldn’t have been alcoholic… Having Roy sit hovering next to him on a barstool, making him feel steadily uncomfortable didn’t help the feeling of intoxication.

Suddenly a fight had broken out between them that revolved around the question of whether or not a glass filled with ice water would spill over when the ice melted. Edward in his drunken state hadn’t believed Roy for an instant that the water would remain inside the glass and was surprised when after a little heat was applied; the water ran over proving he was wrong… it had to have been rigged.

At least that’s what Edward had convinced himself had occurred, however when Roy demonstrated the same trick while he was sober, Edward was left with a sinking feeling of dread settling in his stomach as he realized that Roy now had the power to do what he wanted to the blonde via the bet.

Shocking though the news was to Ed, he had no choice, but to fulfill Roy’s every desire for the next week that included one hideous spectacle of a fluffy pink dress.

Roy stood continually amused by the range of emotions that flew across his crush’s face, as the younger boy stood next him by his bed. Giving into a hidden need, he was now able to partially let loose, Roy leaned down till he was able to whisper again in the shorter boy’s ear, “Need I remind you Ed… that your also forgetting to call me master” the last word Roy was drawn out slowly between the dark-haired boy’s tan lips, which made Edward shiver slightly in fear as the older boy’s breath passed gently along the outer shell of his ear.

Feeling uncomfortable with the close proximity of the taller boy, Edward pushed Roy away from him, before glaring up in his direction, wishing the bet had never taken place, “Back off flamer or I will kick your ass!”

Roy smirked in response to the other boy’s growing ire, “Don’t you mean your Master’s ass?”

Apparently repeating something the blonde would rather forget was the last straw for Edward, as he soon launched himself at Roy, pushing the taller boy down onto the bed before proceeding to straddle the raven-haired man in order to beat the older boy up, “I’ll give you Master… you son of a bitch!” Edward yelled out before pulling back his metallic arm in order to hit Roy directly in the face.

“I don’t think so…” Roy was used to the blonde’s attics having fought him many times over the years and he wasn’t about stand by and let the munchkin hit him, so Roy quickly grabbed the smaller boy’s arm before it could reach his face and pushed it towards the side before reversing their positions on the bed so that he was the one doing the straddling now instead of Edward, “Cause I always get what I want Naruto Ed.”

“Stupid Fucker…” Edward managed to yell out before the pressure of Roy’s lips pressing against his roughly cutting off his words. The odd feeling, of having the older boy’s firm lips pressed against his own, made the blonde squeak out in surprise at first. But Edward soon gave into the kiss, by pressing his own eagerly against his rival’s.

After a moment, Roy pulled away, satisfied that he had finally gotten Edward to shut up for once, “You know I think I prefer you this way Ed…” He leaned close in order to give the blonde another soft kiss on his nose; the action resulted in Edward pushing him away in confusion over what they had done.

“Sasuke Roy… I,” The raven-haired man placed a finger against Edwards lips as he spoke, massaging the area, as the blonde tried to deal with how to best explain what he was feeling since Edward wasn’t even sure he wanted to feel this way about the older man.

Tap. Tap.

Sasuke stood staring at the computer screen in annoyance over the second typo he had made that evening. In his excitement over writing out his dream that involved Naruto, he had inadvertently placed their names in the story instead of the ‘Fullmetal Alchemist’ characters.

Running a hand through the back of his hair, Sasuke let out a sigh annoyance, before quickly saving the progress of his chapter for that month in the computer. He needed to make sure he corrected all the mistakes later when he finished the chapter, that way his readers would never know that his story wasn’t based on the characters that they loved, but on someone else entirely.

After saving the new chapter to ‘Lust in Bondage’ in its specific folder, Sasuke decided to check his incoming emails on AOL to see if he had received any messages back yet from Neji regarding information on his redheaded nemesis, Gaara.

He quickly clicked on the link within his bookmarks, which brought up the main AOL screen, before keying in his screen-name, which ironically was also the name of his account, ‘RavenLuvsFoxes’, followed by his password.

Once he hit enter, the computerized voice connected to the AOL program yelled out, “YOU GOT MAIL!” loudly-making the raven-haired boy wince. Naruto had inadvertently set the volume up high and had forgotten to lower it after downloading one of his songs from ITunes.

It was a bad habit of Naruto’s, that Sasuke had tried hard to break him of, but despite having told Naruto time and time again to leave the settings alone, Naruto still proceeded to listen to the ITunes program at a level that brought tears of pain to Sasuke’s eyes. It made the raven wonder briefly why his love interest wasn’t already deaf if he was always listening to everything extremely loud, ‘Then again…’ Sasuke thought with a smirk, ‘it did explain Naruto’s problem with yelling all the time...’ maybe the blonde was already a little deaf.

Sasuke shrugged off the thought in favor of looking through his email. Unfortunately Neji still hadn’t responded back with any of the information he need. The news didn’t surprise Sasuke, considering the brunette was waiting to get the information from Shikamaru, who was considered a lazy bastard who tended to take longer then necessary doing any work that didn’t involve him personally.

What did surprise Sasuke, as he read through the listed mail, was that he had already received a review for his one-shot story, ‘Little Ed Riding Hood and the Big Bag Mustang’, it was a story that Sasuke had just submitted on less than an hour ago for fun… it usually took longer to get his first review… so he was excited.

At least until he realized the review belonged to none other than his Internet nemesis, ‘Mansex69’, who made it a point to review nothing but his obvious contempt for everything the raven wrote. It was almost like the reviewer personally knew who the raven was and took sadistic pleasure in verbally whittling down every single story Sasuke had posted.

Being flamed consistently by ‘Mansex69’ was one of the reasons that Sasuke had debated over whether or not he should change his screen name, but Sasuke decided after pulling up the page that he didn’t want to give ‘Mansex69’ the satisfaction of winning.

Even though Sasuke already knew what to expect as a review, Sasuke was still curious about what ‘Mansex69’ had written this time, so he opened the link in his email… only to be shocked by the contents within.

Mansex69 reviewed-

You are a no talent hack. Where do you get your OCC ideas for Roy and Ed… your own pathetic life because I have seen more love between a dog and his chew-toy. You should work on your own life experiences before putting them down in writing… Better yet, find yourself one of those inflatable bed buddies and learn what real sex is like. By the way Ed's eyes are gold, not blue you hack.

“That fucker!” Sasuke yelled while pounding his fist onto the top of his wooden desk making it crack a little under the pressure, “Bed buddy my ass…” he proceeded to respond back to the email in order to give his attacker a piece of his mind. Sasuke wasn’t one for letting others get their way, even though he was right about the eyes… just another thing he needed to remember to edit before he went to bed.

To Mansex69-

Screw you; you antisocial son-of-a-bitch… if you knew what real love was you wouldn’t refer to it as something that requires an inflatable love toy… of which you must be obviously accustomed to since only someone with extensive knowledge of self-love would ever make that comment.

Sasuke leaned back in his chair and closed his eyes before taking a deep calming breath, the last thing he needed was for some nameless asshole to get the better of him, though it had been fun giving it back to the flamer for once, Sasuke thought with a smirk settling on his face.

Beyond satisfied with his comment, Sasuke quickly sat up and sent the email response to ‘Mansex69’ before deciding to sign off for the night. It was almost 6:00 pm, and Sasuke needed to decide on what to make for his lunch tomorrow, since he needed to get up for school early in order to get ready for his test with Kimimaro on bone density scanning.

While setting the food on the counter, Sasuke’s mind began to wander to the night Naruto introduced him to Gaara and how the two had looked together, it had made him angry that the redhead had managed to get under Naruto’s skin in a way he never could. His hand gripped one of the tomatoes he was handling a little to roughly and the juice squirted out between his fingers, Sasuke looked down at the mess and imagined it was Gaara’s face, ‘If only it was that easy he thought’, throwing the tomato away into the garbage. However, what he needed to focus on now was how to get back into Naruto’s good graces… their was always ramen.

At the same time.

Pein was looking through his messages in AOL via his Blackberry. He started laughing when he read the review from Sasuke, ‘Aren’t we getting creative for once…’ Pein thought while skimming through the message as he leaned against the hood of his black 2007 Spider, “Why would I need inflatable toys, when I have Neji around…”

“What was that?”

The blonde turned to eye his boyfriend a moment before giving him a playful wink, “Oh you know same old same old… Sasuke thinking I have a plastic appliance fetish…”

A dark brow rose in curiosity over the comment, “Plastic Appliance Fetish…” he hoped Pein was joking, ‘Then again’ Neji thought while looking at the blackberry in his boyfriend’s hands a moment in trepidation, “tell me you aren’t still harassing Sasuke.”

Pein’s grin widened at the innuendo, “I’m not?”

Neji felt his eyebrow twitch in response; he knew how much Pein hated Sasuke because of what he had done to Naruto over a year ago during their family’s New Years Eve party. Neji had tried to convince his boyfriend that what had happened was in the past, but Pein stubbornly refused to give Sasuke the benefit of the doubt, after all Sasuke was the one to turn harshly Naruto down in the first place in a room full of people, “…I knew I shouldn’t have mentioned Sasuke’s writing hobby...”

The blonde gave a shrug in response, he didn’t care whether or not Sasuke’s feelings were hurt, it was nothing compared to pain he saw on Naruto’s face the night he was humiliated. Even a year later, Pein could see his brother had never quite recovered from the incident, “I know he is your best-friend, but that doesn’t excuse what he did to Naru,” he stated simply while typing up a response to Sasuke’s written comment, “…besides” he turned to give his boyfriend a seductive leer while hitting the send button on his blackberry, “I prefer playing with you a lot more…”

Neji’s blushed a bright red in response, “Your lucky I don’t pound your ass for that Pein…” he managed to sputter out, which only made the blonde’s grin widen in delight.

“Why Neji…” Pein purred while leaning in the brunette’s direction while giving his body a slow once over, “I knew you wanted to pound me so much… I could have waited to give Sasuke a touch of his own medicine…” he thrust his hips against the hood while moaning suggestively, “If you know what I mean...”

Neji’s mouth dropped open in shock, in response to Pein’s lack of candor, “I didn’t… I wasn’t…” but he soon gave up trying to make any more comment when his boyfriend suddenly grabbed him close, pulling Neji within the circle of his arms, before kissing him.

The kiss was surprising soft against Neji’s slightly chapped lips and he couldn’t help, but wonder if his boyfriend used any kind of balm to make them that soft. The brunette moved his hands in order to encircle Pein’s head, pulling the taller man down so he kiss him deeper, his boyfriend moaned appreciatively into the kiss before picking Neji up and laying him across the top of the car.

The position made it easy for Pein to reach Neji’s neck where he proceeded to nibble a slow trail down his boyfriend’s pale jaw line towards his throat causing the younger man to shiver in delight as the lips moved even further down towards Neji’s collarbone. Once Pein reached the juncture between Neji’s neck and shoulder, he proceeded to lick and suck at the pale skin like Neji was an especially succulent and delicious treat till the surrounding area turned bright red.

Leaning back, Pein eyed the resulting hickey, in satisfaction, “I’ve missed doing this…” the blonde commented briefly before leaning down in order to continue sucking at Neji’s full lower lip, instead, making the brunette moan in delight.

Neji pulled away in order to give Pein a endearing look, “I missed you too,” the brunette lifted his right hand allowing it to trail across the blonde’s stubbled chin, “I wish you didn’t have to leave all the time.”

“So do I…” Pein sighed before leaning down to press his forehead briefly against Neji’s so he could look deeply into the brunette’s pale lavender-colored eyes, “Though Zetsu says that I should be receiving some time off soon,” he gave a brief smile before leaning in an giving Neji another brief kiss, “I promise to make it worth your while…”

Neji’ brown rose hopefully, “Indeed… would you like to consider doing that now?” Neji could feel Pein’s excitement pressing into his lower belly and his own erection twitched in reaction. Neji missed having his boyfriend this close, it had been like hell living without the blonde for the past two weeks.

Bright blue eyes seemed to darken lustfully in response to the suggestion, and before Neji could comment further, Pein moved down and pressed his lips passionately against Neji’s. The brunette moaned into the kiss, allowing Pein to press his tongue into the younger boy’s mouth, allowing their tongues to mingle and thrust against one another in a lesser form of what they wanted to with each other’s bodies.

“God Neji…” Pein gave a little groan against the brunette’s lips as he softly thrust his hips against the brunette’s clothed pelvis, “I’m ready to take you right now against this hood.”

Neji chuckled against Pein’s mouth before pulling back in order to shift his position their positions a bit till he was straddling Pein across his jean clad lap, allowing his knees to spread out on either side of the blonde’s legs. This position allowed Neji to stare down at Pein while bringing their clothed erections into better contact.

“You know I kind of like you like this…” the brunette managed to mumble out before tilting his head to the side where he licked at the sensitive skin around the outside of his boyfriend’s ear, near his multiple piercings, making Pein hiss out in surprise over the motion, “so submissive…” Neji mumbled out between licks, “It allows me to render you silent for once.”

“I have no complaints, if it also gets me what I want…” Pein managed to moan out, as he moved his hands to squeeze at Neji’s muscular backside in response to each and every soft and sensual lick of his boyfriend’s talented tongue.

Neji’s gasped against the skin of Pein’s neck, finding his legs were turning weak in response to the pressure the blonde was doing to his arousal. He pressed down against Pein’s arousal in response, making the blonde moan this time.

Any more pressure like that and Neji felt like he would explode, “Pein, Oh God!” Groan, “your so hard…”

“Always for you my love…” The blonde grinned up at Neji in response to his boyfriend’s sounds of pleasure, thinking about how to best move this play to the next level. Something that didn’t involve him spilling into his pants later and trying to explain to his mom why he had a suspiciously wet spot placed down there when their was nothing there before, “Though I am surprised you never suggested this before.”

“I did…” Moan, “You just didn’t listen… Oh god!” Neji leaned down and kissed Pein slowly, bringing his right hand up to caress the blonde’s slightly stubbly cheek while nibbling on the older boy’s bottom pierced lip, before continuing to rub his lower half down against Pein’s, “…Stubborn bastard.”

Pein let out a low chuckle, “Wrong guy… your thinking of your best friend…” He moved their position till Neji was on his back again on top of the hood of his car. Pein lifted Neji’s shirt from out of his tight khaki pants, in order to lean down under the loose green fabric, where he proceeded to nibble at dark nubs of flesh enthusiastically. Pein paused a moment in surprise, between licks, when he noticed a glinting piece of metal from out of the corner of his eye.

To his pleasant surprise, Pein realized the metallic object was none other than a newly pierced and golden ring through his boyfriend’s left nipple. It almost begged for the blonde to play with it and Pein wasn’t on to deny himself what he craved. Letting out a grin, the taller man proceeded to flick at the dangling piece of jewelry with the tip of his finger in fascination. Letting the cool metal move up and down slowly in reaction to movements of his finger.

The area was still sore, even after being pierced a couple of days ago, and the brunette flinched at the slight pain the tugging caused. Neji ended up smacking his boyfriend on the top of his boyfriend’s head in annoyance over the older boys unpleasant flicking, “Stop that…”

Pein moaned out in pain, and rubbed at the top of his sore head, while he still lay beneath Neji’s shirt, “But isn’t it my present to play with Neji-ni?”

The brunette’s face tinted red in response to the implied words, “Who said I did it for you…”

“Cause you love-love me…” Pein chuckled against the warm skin of Neji’s naked chest, “And you know you’ll love what I can do with it…” Pein proceeded to show his boyfriend exactly how by sweeping his tongue teasingly around the outside of the other boy’s sore nipple

Neji’s thoughts flew out of his head the moment his boyfriend’s tongue moved to bathe his nipple soothingly, it was by far a more pleasurable sensation than having the poor nipple tugged on, and Neji arched his back in order to allow Pein to touch as much of the available surface of his chest as the blonde could. The brunette wasn’t disappointed with the move, as Pein proceeded to lovingly pull and suck at the nipple in response, “Ah shit.”

The yell made Pein laugh as he noticed that Neji’s Penis had leaked a bit at the tip in his arousal, leaving the surrounding area wet, as if Neji had wet his drawers, “You are such a dirty baby…” he rubbed at the area teasingly with his unoccupied hand.

“Fucker…” Neji yelled back, only to moan out the next instance, as the blonde proceeded to play with sensitive nub further by gently rubbing and pulling at the area while licking at the brunette’s un-pierced nipple.

‘No wonder Pein has so many piercings,’ Neji thought letting out a moan. Having become personally acquainted with where every piercing was located on his boyfriend’s body, the brunette could see why it would be a benefit to enjoy some extra sensitivity now and again.

With this thought in mind, Neji decided to make it a point to look into having other areas pierced in the future, if it felt this good having just one nipple pierced, he could only imagine what it would be like having both done. The experience would definitely bring both Neji and Pein to a newer level in their relationship.

The two lovers were so far gone into their make out session, that neither noticed when they were no longer alone, but had a very unexpected audience staring at them in shock.

They might have still gone on blissfully unaware, if it hadn’t been for Kyuubi letting off an almost girlish shriek in response to his brother making out rather raunchily with his boyfriend on top of the hood of Pein’s black Spider. The disturbing site wasn’t something that the youngest Uzumaki brother would soon forget, though he did vow to try, “What the hell are you two doing?”

Pale lavender-colored eyes shot open in response to the shout, only to widen in surprise at the look of absolute horror on Kyuubi’s face, “Wha…”

However Kyuubi wasn’t the only one there, Neji spotted Naruto out of the corner of his eye smiling while covering another boy’s eyes that stood in front of him, and he felt his face heat up in embarrassment, “Oh no...”

From what he could see of the redhead, the other boy appeared to be around Kyuubi’s age, and Neji could only surmise that the other kid must be either impressionable or innocent, if Naruto found it important to block off the other boy’s sight.

Under normal circumstances, Neji would have asked who the boy was, ‘but this wasn’t a normal situation…’ Neji groaned while slapping over his face to cover his embarrassment, just as Pein made another leisurely lick to his nipple.

Not that Neji was surprised by his older boyfriend’s attitude, after all Pein was the one who had once stated that he was making it his mission to personally christen each and every single room, of the Uzumaki family’s multi-roomed mansion, with Neji sexually.

When Pein didn’t respond to Kyuubi’s shout, Neji pushed the blonde out from beneath his shirt, almost making Pein fall off the car in the process, “Dammit… Pein STOP!”

The older man cursed a bit under his breath before regaining a less precarious position on top of the hood near Neji, “But I haven’t even gotten to the fun part yet...”

“Not now dunce…” Neji glared back at the older blonde in displeasure, “We have company!” he gestured towards their audience; a still traumatic looking Kyuubi, a quiet Naruto and the redheaded boy standing in front of him that was still blissfully oblivious to what was going-on in the garage.

“Hello everyone!” Pein yelled out in greeting while waving at their audience.

Kyuubi crossed his arms and snorted in disgust, “Can’t you guys find a room somewhere else… preferably on another continent?”

In contrast Naruto, who was used to this type of display between the two lovers and wasn’t the homophobe that Kyuubi proclaimed to be, only smiled in response to his older brother’s attention before openly saying, “Hello,” back.

“Hey Naru, “ Pein was happy that his other brother was home, however the same couldn’t be said of his youngest brother, “Sheesh Kyu… you act like you’ve never had a sex ed class before… do I need to go over the finer points of anal sex with you again.”

Kyuubi paled and his mouth opened and closed like a fish in dulled shock before he managed to shout out, “HELL NO!” Who would want to know how to do that in the first place? I’m not like Grandfather Jiraya!”

“Ah yes…” Pein gave a reminiscing look as he tilted his head to the side and sighed over the pleasant memory of his Grandfather showing him his first titty-bar at the age of 10, “Good times… who knew he could sneak me in to that stripper joint at such a young age.”

Neji looked down at his boyfriend, flabbergasted at the almost insane comment before smacking him again on top of the head again. It seemed like Neji had been doing that a lot tonight and he had a feeling that he might do it a few more time before the night was out, considering how Pein had a total lack of regard for the finer points of conversation, “You shouldn’t be saying stuff like that to him…”

At the same time Kyuubi yelled back, “That’s not the point Pervert… I wasn’t the one making out with Neji on top of your car.”

Pein’s mouth pealed back into a huge grin in reaction to the statement, “Wow Kyu… I didn’t know you were jealous, I don’t think Neji would mind if we shared,” the last he said while waggling his brows which made Kyuubi’s face burn a bright red in response.

“I will not be apart of your twisted logic…” Kyuubi managed to yell out, “I AM NOT GAY! I like the Pink Taco... Not a Hotdog, A TACO!” with that last comment he ran into the house, in a fit, leaving Pein staring at his retreating back in continued amusement.

“Hmm sounds like someone shoved a not so happy stick up his ass…” ignoring Kyuubi for the moment, Pein turned to regard his other brother who stood watching them silently, “It’s been too long Naru… how’s school?”

Naruto shrugged his shoulders while standing next to a confused looking Gaara, “It’s going well… and your work?”

Neji, who was always amazed by how Naruto could stay so calm in these type of situations, was curious about who the newcomer was, “Sorry to interrupt Naruto, but is that a friend of Kyuubi’s?” It was an honest mistake considering the boy was obviously the same age as the youngest Uzumaki.

Having finally noticed the other boy for the fist time, Pein slowly eyed the newcomer in front of him from head to toe and back again, “Inquiring minds want to know?” Pein already knew who redhead could be, but he knew that Naruto wanted to keep it secret for now, so he didn’t say anything to correct Neji.

Instead the older blonde lifted his hand in greeting in the redhead’s direction, “Hello cutie, my name is Pein and you are?”

Naruto could see the skin on Gaara’s forehead scrunch up a bit in mild confusion over, the man addressing him, who looked like an older version of his Gummy-man, “I’m Gaara…”

Pein mouth split into the biggest grin he’d ever seen (which was saying a lot since the Uzumaki clan tended to have an unusual knack for the biggest smiles on the planet that were surprisingly natural), “So this is the infamous Gaara, I was told all about!”

Obviously Gaara didn’t know what Pein meant by that comment and ended up instantly backing into Naruto behind him in unconscious need for contact with something other than the odd people sitting in front of him.

Naruto blushed in response to the younger boy’s closeness before responding, “Yes… Gaara is a classmate of Kyu’s, they got into a fight earlier at school so when I went to pick up Kyu… I thought it would be nice to invite Gaara over for dinner.”

Instinctively, Naruto felt it was better to go with the story of meeting Gaara at the school rather that admitting he was dating the younger boy since he didn’t know to exactly broach the subject with the rest of his family and friends. It was bad enough that Pein already knew who Gaara was, he shuttered to think what his mom would do if she found out, considering how much of a closet yaoi romantic she was.

The idea of a fight, between his youngest sibling and the cutest redheaded Goth boy Pein had ever seen since Sasori, left the older blond feeling curious about how the fight started. In fact, Pein secretly hoped it was kinky and involved the tearing of clothes, “I don’t think mom would mind she is cooking after all.”

Naruto figured that, for the exception of Kyuubi, that his family wouldn’t mind the redhead being invited to their house. In fact he knew his mom would be thrilled that Naruto had finally taken an interest in someone else other than Sasuke, though she might be surprised that its not with a girl, like she had hoped.

“NARU HONEY!” As if on cue, their mother, a petite woman with dark honey brown hair and hazel colored eyes came running out of the house wearing a fluffy pink apron over an orange kimono. She paused briefly in order to eye Pein and Neji’s positions in disapproval, “Really boys,” Kushina placed her fists on her hips in mock frustration, “Your getting your clothes all messy and wrinkled,” she pointed in the direction of the door leading upwards towards the kitchen, “Get upstairs now and straighten yourselves up, I will not have you acting like you did last week…”

“That’s fine Mom,” Pein quickly gave his mother a affectionate wink before leaning close so he could whisper seductively into his boyfriend’s ear, “Let’s go get dressed baby…” Pein fairly purred before sticking out his tongue to give the outer cartilage an enticing lick, “We can always finish what we started in the bathroom…”

Neji blushed at the straightforward innuendo and had to refrain himself from punching his boyfriend in front of Kushina who was presently eyeing her son’s actions in mild amusement, “Not in front of your mom… idiot.”

Pein pouted in response, “But I was having fun Neji… you don’t want Mr. Rogers to explore…”

“Shit…” Neji muttered under his breath in disbelief before quickly covering his boyfriend’s mouth and quickly dragged the taller boy with him towards the doorway as a means of escape before the older woman realized what Pein was referring to? It wouldn’t do for the Uzumaki matriarch to know her son named his penis after a popular children’s host.

Once Pein and Neji had left, Naruto gave his mom a pleasant smile in greeting when she turned to look in his direction, “It’s nice to be home,” He put his arm around Gaara’s shoulder in a relaxed matter while indicating the shorter boy with his other hand, “This is Gaara…” Naruto waved his hand back in the older woman’s direction, “Gaara… this is my mom, Kushina Uzumaki.”

Gaara was surprised when the brown-haired woman gave him a pleasant smile in greeting instead of a similar reception as he had gotten from the rest of the family, “Nice to meet you Gaara…” she leaned close till she was almost whispering in his ear, “I must say your cuter than Kakashi mentioned.”

The redhead didn’t quite know how to respond to Naruto’s mom’s comment about the principal and what exactly the older man meant by cute. He heard Naruto chuckle behind him in response to his mom’s comment and turned to look up at his object of affection in confusion, ‘What is so funny?’ as if in response to his thoughts Naruto looked down and gave him a wink, “This always happens… you’ll realize why at the dinner table.”

Gaara wondered if this was just one of the things his rival had hinted at when he said Gaara wasn’t worthy enough for Naruto. It made him wonder whether or not the family could accept him, and if he couldn’t make a good enough impression, does that mean Sasuke had won? Just the idea that the Uchiha could win his ‘Gummy-Man’ by default made the redhead’s blood boil, ‘Nobody takes what’s mine and gets away with it.’ He vowed.

The site of Gaara looking all flushed above the cheekbones, made the blonde’s heart beat a little faster and he was suddenly overcome with the desire to kiss that area. The site of his mom hovering near and giving Naruto that knowing look made the blonde back off just in time, since his mom didn’t need to know how much he cared for Gaara just yet.

Naruto gave a slight cough before turning to look away, in order to cover up his actions. His mom eyed him knowingly before headed off towards the entrance to the house, “You do realize what happened with Pein applies to you too, don’t you Naru…”

“Wha… But I?” he managed to choke out.

Kushina turned to look at Naruto briefly over her shoulder, “Kakashi wasn’t just mentioning the fight Naru, besides,” she said with a affectionate smile on her face, “It’s a little obvious the way you stare at him… just promise me that you’re doing it for the right reasons this time, ok.” She gave him a quick wink before closing the door behind her.

The comment was the closest either of them had gotten to talk about the incident that happened between Naruto and Sasuke over a year ago. Naruto had almost given up on dating anyone since they could never quite match the attraction he had once felt with Sasuke… that was until the moment he met Gaara that day in his grandfather’s shop.

Turning to look at the redhead now, Naruto wondered again over what exactly it was about the younger boy that drew the blonde to do things Naruto never thought he would do, ‘Was love that easy?’ for some reason it made the blonde worried that he was pushing things a little too quickly with Gaara… could this really work? Something inside him told him that it could.

Naruto shook his head over how serious he was already taking the relationship; it was one of the reasons why the blonde decided to take his time with Gaara sexually in order to not scare the other boy off. Holding out his hand, Naruto gave the redhead another smile, “Common let’s go inside… I can give you a tour of the house before dinner.”

Gaara gave Naruto a hesitant smile in return before grasping the older boy’s warmer hand; it felt like, it always did, that he was taking a chance with his heart, as it beat rapidly in his chest… The blonde only hoped that it would be safe within Gaara’s hands.