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Description RvB's Cortana as Cortana..
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Rannok [2014-06-14 07:17:18 +0000 UTC]

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Paragonspar In reply to Rannok [2014-06-14 07:18:07 +0000 UTC]

My body is ready

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Paragonspar [2014-06-14 07:15:46 +0000 UTC]

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techgi19 [2014-03-01 02:52:44 +0000 UTC]

because guys want to be lesbians

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techgi19 [2014-02-06 18:59:40 +0000 UTC]

good point, yet why then do females take on male avatars if they weren't gonna have sex with females?

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frelncragentcolorado [2013-09-03 03:57:02 +0000 UTC]

I personally go for female characters because they generally have smaller frames, and are thus harder to see.

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Vinvin07 In reply to frelncragentcolorado [2017-11-03 21:48:57 +0000 UTC]

Right

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Mad-Monkey-Queen [2013-01-07 23:11:54 +0000 UTC]

lol can awnser that Spark. Its simple really. Guys have develipped the ability to tuch themselvs well at the same time playing Halo.

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nzdelta4 [2012-04-10 18:18:54 +0000 UTC]

Silly!

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MossyWitch [2011-11-05 00:33:54 +0000 UTC]

this is halo, not RVB, although closely related, cortana is cannon halo, not RVB
and creepy...

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UltimateDeathGod [2011-01-09 06:15:32 +0000 UTC]

a joke, i know, but there are 2 answers to the question

1. HA HA HA, GAY!
2. in almost any human interaction outward physical appearance plays a large role in how the two communicating parties percieve each other, and this includes but is not limited to gender. portraying yourself as female makes you appear less aggressive, less threatening, and provides an immediate visual identifier that you represent a nurturing and/or constructive force (through association with the commonly held sphere of female influence).

tl;dr: a female avatar keeps others from starting dick waving contests with you

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chaostheory89 In reply to UltimateDeathGod [2015-04-29 10:57:28 +0000 UTC]

Super revive this comment right now. When playing third person games, a lot just want a nice view

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cabooseroolz [2010-11-26 01:08:15 +0000 UTC]

He wants to touch his boobs.

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LupusAssault [2010-09-29 11:49:03 +0000 UTC]

Because it shows a fondness of women

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SystemaCAI [2010-09-26 06:22:28 +0000 UTC]

it's 343 guilty spark!

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Belialthehalfbreed [2010-06-23 02:26:10 +0000 UTC]

The Oracle has a point. Granted he was a pain in the rear to kill. But, he has a point.

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Spartin-823 [2009-12-15 07:38:16 +0000 UTC]

?

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TFallspark [2009-08-30 15:40:05 +0000 UTC]

LOLZ

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Tiggger24 [2009-08-30 13:36:08 +0000 UTC]

I don't get it

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JavierBA [2009-07-31 23:26:29 +0000 UTC]

....no coments

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cockpuncher [2008-08-26 18:33:16 +0000 UTC]

u got a link to the original?

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enigmaskullman [2008-06-28 23:15:50 +0000 UTC]

Cortana is from Halo.

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mofo1992 [2008-02-29 05:04:39 +0000 UTC]

lol XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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black-shaddow-walker [2008-02-15 04:31:04 +0000 UTC]

great job on this!

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HereticSoul [2008-02-10 19:24:25 +0000 UTC]

Since you apparently can't be bothered to cite it, original credit goes to Einhander of oddlotsirregulars.com.

By the way, he stopped doing that kind of stuff.

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Lunadreaming [2007-11-15 10:50:32 +0000 UTC]

what rvb ep is cortana in cause i musst of missed it

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elrick43 In reply to Lunadreaming [2008-06-29 00:52:27 +0000 UTC]

oh ya, my bad

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elrick43 In reply to Lunadreaming [2008-02-22 03:39:14 +0000 UTC]

ok you have me stuck there. i stand corrected but still cortana doesnt show up in rvb so my side of the argument still stands

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elrick43 In reply to Lunadreaming [2008-02-15 04:28:45 +0000 UTC]

the only ai in rvb was the scorpion com unit sherley

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enigmaskullman In reply to elrick43 [2008-06-28 23:17:52 +0000 UTC]

The tanks AI was named Sheila. Originaly her name was Phyllis.

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OmalleyFlowers In reply to elrick43 [2008-02-22 03:01:05 +0000 UTC]

There was also Tex's and York's AI. And Andy and Gary... you could count Simmons as an AI as well.

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enigmaskullman In reply to OmalleyFlowers [2008-06-28 23:21:20 +0000 UTC]

Tex's AI is Omega, aka O'malley. Gary is Wyoming's AI Gamma.

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OmalleyFlowers In reply to enigmaskullman [2008-06-29 07:33:30 +0000 UTC]

>_> so?

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Sephirath21000 In reply to OmalleyFlowers [2010-04-18 05:07:26 +0000 UTC]

Every member of Project Freelancer was designated a specific A.I. to serve different purposes: Omega was filled with rage and has the ability to jump from suit-to-suit using the radios. Gamma has deciet as an ally: having people play for different teams unknowingly. Then there is Agent New York with his otherwise Logic-filled A.I.: Delta, able to make a logical assessment about anything. and then there was Agent Washington: also known as Recovery One: specializing in the safety and recovery of Freelancer A.I.'s: it is better to recover an A.I. then to delete it as they cost a LOT of money to produce. Washington was assigned with the Epsilon A.I.: it was an A.I. that was 'peaked' between edge of sanity and memories of torture: Washington was seemingly affected when it went craz and then killed itself inside of Wash's head.

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Kratoas [2007-11-14 06:07:36 +0000 UTC]

i use this as my avatar on a halo forum lol
[link]

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Plagua001 [2007-04-15 03:23:41 +0000 UTC]

actually, he would be sure of his masculinity if he had a female ai and avatar.

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Dextear In reply to Plagua001 [2007-10-15 23:19:14 +0000 UTC]

LOL Extremely true.

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Ishdakitty [2007-03-22 22:02:54 +0000 UTC]

BOOBZ!!

Sorry, had to.

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Spartan00X [2007-03-04 04:20:13 +0000 UTC]

whats goin on with her tits?

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ILoveSquirrels [2007-02-04 06:19:10 +0000 UTC]

ummmm her boobs are to big

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ThexIcexQueen [2005-12-27 07:07:54 +0000 UTC]

You know.. i have the original of this.. Did ou see that? I got a kick outta that, and this version.. xD

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deceasekain [2005-11-01 19:49:34 +0000 UTC]

he would be a female to either play with him/her self or not let cortana mess up as shown in the pic
this is kinda a creepy pic lol

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TheJarf [2004-08-13 23:49:59 +0000 UTC]

>.>
<.<


*runs*

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Dap0wnz In reply to TheJarf [2010-06-29 02:46:25 +0000 UTC]

I AM YOUR SHEILD I AM YOUR SOUL-Cortana Halo 3 Trailer

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ATHEIST07 In reply to Dap0wnz [2010-11-02 23:56:43 +0000 UTC]

It's actually

"I am your shield, I am your sword."

Sword/Shield.

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Mini-Moose1 [2004-08-11 16:57:16 +0000 UTC]

XDDDD

Thats hilarious XD

Nice work on the coloring and art, BTW!

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