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Kierano4 — My name is Donte

Published: 2013-03-17 20:59:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 1014; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 0
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Description But you can call me "Fuck You" the franchise killer, has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

So Tameen....um...can I have the old Dante back? Thanks.
Most people seem to hate the new Dante because of the hair and clothes, while it is true that Donte looks a lot different from the original, that's not the only problem with him, the reason why the old Dante was a great character despite the "I'm too cool to care about my shop being destroyed" attitude, was because it's fun to see that goofy pizza-lover doing something cool or saying something clever to a boss or some random character with a great sense of humor without relying on telling him/her to go fuck him/herself, but every time Donte tries to do that, he requires to curse a lot and acts like a jerk/bully with a really stupid and childish way of thinking of what being cool is. After all that nonsense I just can't help but facepalm and wish that Capcom just redeemed themselves by bringing the old Dante back. Also the quality of the writing in the new DmC is just unbearable, seriously, just look at his "Fuck You" exchange with the Succubus boss or when he punches the security and writes "Fuck you" in his list.
No, I'm not going to explain the "Donte" joke, just watch some of the cutscenes.
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Comments: 13

TSnickers [2015-06-01 07:49:14 +0000 UTC]

Que te jodan!

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BLARGEN69 [2014-02-24 08:42:46 +0000 UTC]

It's a tad late but I think you'd appreciate this i1168.photobucket.com/albums/r…

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HuffytheMagicDragon [2013-12-06 07:02:09 +0000 UTC]

lmao u can call me xXDaNTEthaDeMONKILLaHXx www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Soaxx…

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Xaldinpwn [2013-09-01 17:28:03 +0000 UTC]

I lost all respect for Egoraptor when he said that this Dante was cooler and more likable than the old one.

 

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Sir-Jayke [2013-04-21 14:23:47 +0000 UTC]

I've never been a fan of Devil May Cry but even I know why this is awful. Old Dante was cool, genuinely cool, he took things in stride, had a good time and with his adventures and had a great sense of humour. The new Dante is a 12 year old's idea of a cool person. Dressed like a slob and constantly using copious amounts of profanity. He's just a douche really.

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ssjthug [2013-03-18 20:51:31 +0000 UTC]

....eww

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Kierano4 In reply to ssjthug [2013-03-18 20:59:58 +0000 UTC]

?

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ssjthug In reply to Kierano4 [2013-03-18 21:16:09 +0000 UTC]

...ewww at him...not ur art lol XD

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Synthetic--Ecstasy [2013-03-17 21:14:35 +0000 UTC]

Oh god I still can't even believe they did this to Devil May Cry :L

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Kierano4 In reply to Synthetic--Ecstasy [2013-03-18 01:11:31 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, me too...

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Vinyl-Stomp [2013-03-17 21:11:33 +0000 UTC]

I remember that white hair joke they did.

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Kierano4 In reply to Vinyl-Stomp [2013-03-17 21:17:24 +0000 UTC]

"Hey guys, I just got a idea, let's poke fun of the fanbase and loose some sales after we lost all that money on those paid reviews!"

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Vinyl-Stomp In reply to Kierano4 [2013-03-17 21:22:33 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha

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