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Published: 2009-04-05 19:05:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 1136; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 8
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Behold, the bad boy of Whoville High, Jerry de Barro....Looks like David got some competition.
David: HEY!
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Davy: i... may have blown up the Whomart...
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Jerry: o______________o
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Jerry: O_________O....How?
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Davy: im magic remember?
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Jerry: Yeah, but how exactly? O________o
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Jerry: O________o.....Okay, for a few days.
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But I could be if someone pissed me of enough.
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CAN YOU BEAT THIS!?
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I BEAT IIIT. :iconexitedplZ:
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WHICH LEVEL IS THE FINALE?
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What one are you on?
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The last level is hard, That's all I'm gonna tell you.
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I WON, BEEYOTCH!!! 131 minutes and 28 seconds!
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AHHH. 
FOR THIS I SPAM JOOZ.
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Squee! He is awful cute! I'm afraid I'd be like Anne, though, the minute a guy tries a pick-up line on me, I'm all barbs and harsh words. It's a conditioned response brought on by engorged, uncultured, baboonish jocks playing, \"Hit-On-The-Nerdette-And-Laugh-When-She-Takes-You-Seriously\"
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And yet Jerry's all sincere.
Jerry: *blushes a bit*
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I know he is, and how sweet it is! But y'know, from reading what are basically roleplays between you and NikChik in the comments, I'm starting to see that Anne and Jerry have a relationship very much like Lily and James from Harry Potter. So, little bit of advice to Jerry, deflate your ego a bit, stop with the nicknames, and she'll see right away what a great guy you are!
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...He's actually not cocky.
Jerry: And the name sounds cute on her.
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I know, sweetie, but she doesn't like it. Look, if you stop with the nickname, and the hitting on her, and all the stuff that makes her mad for a few days, she'll be really confused, and she'll start to see that she actually likes all the attention you give her. Or, if that doesn't work, try a few more fruit themed nicknames until she's so irritated she lets you call her Cherry Pie out of desperation for some semblance of normality.
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Jerry: ....I just want her to like me. 
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I realize that, but has your way worked so far?
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Jerry: ...*rubs his arm*....Somewhat...She usually stays in denial though...
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*pinches bridge of nose* Honey, the point is to bring her OUT of denial. Your way has not accomplished that so far. Look, all you stand to lose by trying my way is that she continues to be in denial, and annoyed at your antics. All you stand to gain is that she realizes that she IS in love with you. I'm not trying to be mean here, but seriously, all the tension between you two is killing me!
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Jerry: .....*rubs his arm, staring at his feet*
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Okay, how about this: You practice with this animatronic Anne robot, alright? *takes out robot* It's programmed to act exactly like her.
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Jerry: O______________________O
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Robot!Anne: What's that funny look for de Barro?
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Jerry: O_________________________O....I....uhhh...*pokes Robot!Anne's metal ponytail* What's she made of?
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(I was kinda thinking of her as a very realistic android...) Oh, y'know, steel, iron, silicon, fur, the usual robot stuff. Yeah, this one was kinda rushed, we really should have paid more attention to the hair...
Robot!Anne: I still want to know why you're looking at me funny de Barro! And stop touching my hair! *swats hand away*
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Jerry: *yelps, grabbing his nearly broken hand*
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(The robot's supposed to be modeled after Anne in every way, strength, speed, agility, etc, included.)
Robot!Anne: Oh, please. I didn't hit you THAT hard!
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(I know, I just though it'd be funny for Jerry to freak out. 
Jerry: You're made of metal!
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(Okay, just checking. And it would be exactly what he'd do, wouldn't it?
Robot!Anne: And you're made of peanuts. Can we stop spouting nonsense at each other now?
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*whispering to Jerry* She doesn't know she's a robot, peanut brain! That would kind of spoil the whole, "Exactly Like Anne So You Can Practice Not Being A Goofball Around Her" thing!
Robot!Anne: Okay, that's the third time you've given me that look, and it's REALLY starting to freak me out. *to Jcat* Did he hit his head or something? Should we take him to a hospital?
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Jerry: ....Okay....Sorry...*takes a breath, trying to shake off the fact she's a robot*
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Robot!Anne: Y'know, if you keep making that face, it's gonna get stuck like that.
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