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I remember that I constantly told my mom that I'd marry her when I grew up
She would dance with me and I'd be like this is practice for our wedding and tell her I would make her happier than with Dad-- god I was such a mazacon xD;;;

I also thought babies were tweety birds that everyone had in their stomachs but only came out when you're older so I told my mom that I'd have her baby when I grew up--
but then I was told that there'd be lots of blood and pain.. so, I told her she can bear my tweety bird child instead--

and then for a while I was really confused because my grandma kept telling me all kinds of lies about where babies come from;;;
She told me that only males can have babies and that they came from either the elbow or the armpit--
and then later she told me that all babies come from the toilet or the trash can so she told me that I was trash--
..and then one of those turned out to be true
my grandma was adopted.. she legit came from a garbage can xD;;
I also remember promising this one girl that I'd be with her forever-- but then I moved away lol rippp

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I remember that I constantly told my mom that I'd marry her when I grew up
She would dance with me and I'd be like this is practice for our wedding and tell her I would make her happier than with Dad-- god I was such a mazacon xD;;;

I also thought babies were tweety birds that everyone had in their stomachs but only came out when you're older so I told my mom that I'd have her baby when I grew up--
but then I was told that there'd be lots of blood and pain.. so, I told her she can bear my tweety bird child instead--

and then for a while I was really confused because my grandma kept telling me all kinds of lies about where babies come from;;;
She told me that only males can have babies and that they came from either the elbow or the armpit--
and then later she told me that all babies come from the toilet or the trash can so she told me that I was trash--
..and then one of those turned out to be true
my grandma was adopted.. she legit came from a garbage can xD;;
I also remember promising this one girl that I'd be with her forever-- but then I moved away lol rippp