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DISCLAIMER- CHARACTER(S) FROM HELLSING WERE CREATED BY KOUTA HIRANOsorry, but alucard could kick anyone's ass- including chuck norris'
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this is proof that alucard is not one to mess withΒ
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Who would win ? I don't know...
That would be either stalemate or the entire reality would collapse into itself.
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What's the difference... actually, Alucard. I bet two hundred on it.
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Chuck is not a poser. "Alucard" is just being his real name.
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The world would blow up if they fight each other or team up
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Correction: some bigot who just thinks he's "awesome"
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Neither, Alcuard will fall to his knees and ask for an autograph. chuck will smile, give the autograph then the pair will go and destroy evil in the world.
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Actually, the only ones to ever beat Chuck Norris was the entire group of.... *inhales*: Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, The Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan.
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The ultimate show down of ultimate destiny
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have you even seen/read Hellsing ultimate?
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I know some of the feats. Have you ever heard the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny?
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Yeah. And even then, when Norris was supposedly "beaten", it wasn't defeat. He simply got bored and left, but he forgot his hat and ketchup.
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What a question. Of course Alucard. LOL a Chuck-tard would even know it.
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pft, Alucard obviously. i'm pretty certain that Chuck Norris can die so... episode three in Hellsing ultimate at the hotel. he might as well have been one of those guys.
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Alucard Fans UNITE!
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Chuck Norris can beat anyone... except for Axe Cop.
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Alucard. As long as he doesn't bite Chuck Norris.
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ALUCARD ALUCARD ALUCARD say it with me people!!!!!!!!!
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Alucard Alucard Alucard! Everyone know it!
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Ten billion on the No Life King. Alucard is better
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AND SOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I think they'd call a truce and kill Edward Cullen.
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"Hey bar keep! This guy's next drink is on me!"
Sounds like a good quote right now.
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WINNER, by instant, messy, epicΒ annihilation, ALUCARD!
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Thank you for joining me! 
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Yay Alucard would just flick him and he'd die cause he's so fragile lol
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YAY!!!!! Hey there is some sparkle dust left....LET'S SELL IT TO DISNEY!!!!! Lord knows they will use it!
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Lol- that or Edward is from the Disney world- that would explain the sparkles
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Just wait until Twilight becomes a musical (shudders at the thought), then it would truly be Disney...
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Twilight the musical.... I'm gonna be sick
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Passes you a barf bucketΒ
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-passes bucket- Excuse me I need to go bleach my brain and then re-stain it with good things like Lord of the Rings, Hellsing, and All American Rejects music!
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