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kingofpain0 [2019-06-27 23:20:08 +0000 UTC]
shaggy
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zencookies [2018-06-29 20:58:35 +0000 UTC]
this is proof that alucard is not one to mess withΒ
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Mr-Kuroon [2018-05-16 09:41:59 +0000 UTC]
Who would win ? I don't know...
That would be either stalemate or the entire reality would collapse into itself.
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vampdemon13 [2016-06-09 22:28:24 +0000 UTC]
The galaxy will be destroyed
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Musiclover1001 [2016-02-06 04:46:24 +0000 UTC]
What's the difference... actually, Alucard. I bet two hundred on it.
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vampdemon13 [2015-05-28 16:39:50 +0000 UTC]
The world would blow up if they fight each other or team up
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Hellfire44 [2015-04-27 20:15:12 +0000 UTC]
Correction: some bigot who just thinks he's "awesome"
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KcalbNoil [2015-04-07 14:44:15 +0000 UTC]
An amine character vs an ex-soldier
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jacob134 [2015-02-28 09:29:13 +0000 UTC]
Neither, Alcuard will fall to his knees and ask for an autograph. chuck will smile, give the autograph then the pair will go and destroy evil in the world.
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NephilimOfTheLord [2014-11-16 02:30:49 +0000 UTC]
Actually, the only ones to ever beat Chuck Norris was the entire group of.... *inhales*: Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, The Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan.
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fay500 In reply to NephilimOfTheLord [2014-12-07 08:08:03 +0000 UTC]
have you even seen/read Hellsing ultimate?
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NephilimOfTheLord In reply to fay500 [2014-12-09 01:09:59 +0000 UTC]
I know some of the feats. Have you ever heard the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny?
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NephilimOfTheLord In reply to fay500 [2014-12-10 23:29:57 +0000 UTC]
Yeah. And even then, when Norris was supposedly "beaten", it wasn't defeat. He simply got bored and left, but he forgot his hat and ketchup.
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JenniHellsing [2014-11-13 14:05:11 +0000 UTC]
What a question. Of course Alucard. LOL a Chuck-tard would even know it.
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fay500 [2014-09-14 07:44:09 +0000 UTC]
pft, Alucard obviously. i'm pretty certain that Chuck Norris can die so... episode three in Hellsing ultimate at the hotel. he might as well have been one of those guys.
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SpamCrackers [2014-09-11 04:48:14 +0000 UTC]
Chuck Norris!
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Skitzious [2014-09-07 04:27:30 +0000 UTC]
ALUCARD FTW
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fantasylover100 [2014-08-27 20:13:49 +0000 UTC]
That's too easy. Alucard
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irohaui [2014-08-08 08:03:03 +0000 UTC]
alucard
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sanjouin-dacapo [2014-08-06 21:26:14 +0000 UTC]
Chuck Norris can beat anyone... except for Axe Cop.
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SephirahCresent [2014-07-27 16:31:24 +0000 UTC]
Lol Of course he couldn't beat Alucard
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hewhoonlyreviews [2014-07-09 03:53:06 +0000 UTC]
Alucard. As long as he doesn't bite Chuck Norris.
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DJJ1172 [2014-07-02 10:38:58 +0000 UTC]
ALUCARD ALUCARD ALUCARD say it with me people!!!!!!!!!
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JenniHellsing In reply to DJJ1172 [2014-11-13 14:06:43 +0000 UTC]
Alucard Alucard Alucard! Everyone know it!
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italylover4evr [2014-06-29 00:22:09 +0000 UTC]
ALUCARD. DEFENATLY
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Tahkaullus01 [2014-06-26 22:46:03 +0000 UTC]
Alucard. He's a fuckmothering vampire.
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ask-theangelofsouls [2014-04-26 03:52:04 +0000 UTC]
My Sprite shot is on AlucardΒ
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HeroOfTengoku7K [2014-04-20 19:51:35 +0000 UTC]
Ten billion on the No Life King. Alucard is better
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dyeingmoon [2014-01-05 03:56:39 +0000 UTC]
FIVE BILLION DOLLARS ON ALUCARD!!!!!
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BlazBlood In reply to dyeingmoon [2014-03-14 15:43:04 +0000 UTC]
AND SOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The13Inquisitor [2013-11-22 09:56:10 +0000 UTC]
I think they'd call a truce and kill Edward Cullen.
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MrInternetHermit In reply to The13Inquisitor [2014-01-27 08:23:53 +0000 UTC]
"Hey bar keep! This guy's next drink is on me!"
Sounds like a good quote right now.
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katsumi-17 In reply to PuckLover13 [2013-11-14 18:53:31 +0000 UTC]
Yay Alucard would just flick him and he'd die cause he's so fragile lol
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PuckLover13 In reply to katsumi-17 [2013-11-15 07:26:08 +0000 UTC]
YAY!!!!! Hey there is some sparkle dust left....LET'S SELL IT TO DISNEY!!!!! Lord knows they will use it!
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katsumi-17 In reply to PuckLover13 [2013-11-16 00:57:15 +0000 UTC]
Lol- that or Edward is from the Disney world- that would explain the sparkles
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katsumi-17 In reply to PuckLover13 [2013-11-16 22:13:27 +0000 UTC]
Just wait until Twilight becomes a musical (shudders at the thought), then it would truly be Disney...
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katsumi-17 In reply to PuckLover13 [2013-11-17 05:28:09 +0000 UTC]
Passes you a barf bucketΒ
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PuckLover13 In reply to katsumi-17 [2013-11-17 06:54:53 +0000 UTC]
-passes bucket- Excuse me I need to go bleach my brain and then re-stain it with good things like Lord of the Rings, Hellsing, and All American Rejects music!
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