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Published: 2012-10-09 10:37:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 2157; Favourites: 45; Downloads: 13
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Guys!! The Ugly Vampire Crew NEEDS YOU! ... to help them decide what to wear for halloween!! Check out our competition: [link] there's not long left! 
Poor Mort.. he really doesn't seem to be winning any brownie points with Nerk lately! x.X
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I've not seen enough of that show! 
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Why would mort read an article on baldness!?!
Poor hideous bald ugly disgusting unnattractive nerk - he should shave mort and make a wig (as long as it doesn't rain and start stinking of wet dog it's perfect).
Great work - though it would have been great if nerk had been hanging upside down in the final panel.
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I think Mort's Just a total book-o-phile.. I think he'd pretty much read anything and everything...
Interesting you should suggest that.. I am half way through a pic that might make you giggle 
And yeah... Nerk's sleeping posture will certainly be the subject of further art, I'm sure
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Aw, being bald isn't all bad, Nerk. Let's not forget that Count Orlok of Nosferatu was bald, too-- and he's considered to be one of the greatest vampires of the silverscreen!
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that is true.. but he was also quite beastly! o.O ... it's hard to make friends when you're a scary looking baldie vampire! -_-
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yeaah... tetchy subject I think there! o.O
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"It doesn't work, Nerk? Oh, how you know? Little bat told you? 
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PPPFFFFFFFFHHHAHAHAHAAA!! Epic work on opening your mouth there Mort
Reminds me of the time Optimus Prime confessed he doesn't eat meatbags because they give him horrific migraines...
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yeah he's a special pup.
lawlz.. I thought roberts could only eats energon anywayz?
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Nope, according to one of the Movie 07 tie-in books Skorponok can eat "carbon based" things...
NOBODY PANIC, HE CAN'T SEE YOU IF YOU DON'T MOVE
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aww Nerk your perfect the way you are! Dont you worry about it!! -blows a kiss-
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yeaaah >.> ...seems like there are a few! ... Mort's blundering his way around them like kangeroo in a minefield o.O
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lol awww I share his frustration, I'm liking the wereolfs expression in the first pannel
would he ever try that new caffeinated shampoo?
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i imagine he's probably tried everything under the vampire non-loving sun ,_,
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Maybe Nerk should shave a bit of hair off Mort's back and make a toupee!
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that is inspired!
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i totallly want to draw something like this
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I hope you do, it'd be so funny XD
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Not to worry, Mort can make it up by making Nerk a toupee out of shed fur ^^
I love how angry Nerk just isn't scary at all, it's so cute XD
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lol! that's an awesome ideah!
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Hahahahaha!!!!!!! Brilliant! (note to self.... sleep upside down tonight. Oh yeah.... Nerk is right!)
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Hey! We've only got his word for it that it doesn't work! .. I have actually heard that fact before! lol ...don't know anyone who's tried it tho! o.O
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How could Mort ever forget Vampire (bats) sleep upside down... >.<
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I feel a purchase of itching powder coming up! XD
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mwahahaa... revenge is sweet!!
I honestly don't even think Mort would consider someone else before opening his mouth... - unless of course he has his suspicions and he's just looking for confirmation
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Ooh, he's a sly one! He should look out with his 'baiting', though, one of these days it might come back at him like a boomerang to the face...!! XD
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I think you're right! o.O .. the guy needs to learn to exercise a little more tact.. or else he'll be living in the dog-house!
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I'd love to see that, Mort wouldn't know what hit him...!! XD
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......ooooh, wolfie had best be careful....Nerk might slip some Nair into his shower to even the score.....X3
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Nair? o.O ...No Hair? o.O
oohh that would be mean... I can't imagine Nerk would have it in him! O.O (great idea tho... I'd love to see the look on bald mortimer's face!)
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....NOOOO!!...not the floofy sweetheart!....at least I'm sure he would have some fashionable hats to cover up with....X3
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I dunno o.O We gotta work on Mort's wardrobe... since being made homeless I think his smoking jacket is the only thing he has that fits! x.X
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...well, he looks so dashing in it....maybe he never needed anything else....X3
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gonna have to find him a specialised tail-or
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..he best watch out for the PETA people....they may get miffed and toss paint at him....for wearing a fur coat.....>=3
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LOL! Either that or they'll come and take him away claiming he's a "neglected pet"
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....that would be hilarious....they take him but leave the duck...X3
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Lol! Yeah... Duckie would never leave Nerk's side anyways 
I say chaps! I think there's been a misunderstanding here!! ... Hello there?... chaps?! o.O
See ya Mort... don't forget to write!
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....and what about when he gets to their pound?...."My good man, I must say these accommodations are most appalling!...the decor is wretched and the food simply foul....and, to my distress, I find my neighbors to be a gruff and melancholy sort....sir, these conditions simply WILL NOT DO"...X3
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