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Published: 2009-07-19 00:32:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 31369; Favourites: 2117; Downloads: 329
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DId he beat someone to death with that sunflower?
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At first i was like 'aww poor Ivan,alone again'
Then i saw the blood and was like 'aww hell naw! Im outta here!'
Scarily cute ★__★
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Omg I think he killed Canada!! At least, that's what the writing next to the blood says, right but still omg he killed Mattie!!!
America: You bastard!! (Hehehe....references...)
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*pushes canada into Russia's arms* don't kill me have a free Matvey instead!
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WHAT
NOOO
You monster! ;A; *grabs canada*
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ME the Monster!! You are the monster for taking Russia's snow angel from him! That's why Russia killed America because he took Matvey from him! So give him back! *takes canada from you and gives him to russia*
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You're sacrificing mattie! ;A; you give him a ton of vodka and sunflowers! that's what you do! *takes canada and runs*
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Give back Russia's snow angel before he kills you! Oh and since you mentioned it he will also want sunflowers and vodka too. *shouts as I run after you with Russia behind me*
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LOLNOPE *runs faster*
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Russia: *hits guy riding a motorcycle over the head with his pipe and steals his bike*
See now he has a bike you better give him what he wants! *gets on bike too and catches up to you*
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LOLNOPE. *runs faster than italy can drive*
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Oh wow that's fast hmmmm hmmmm hmmmm hmmm Ohhhh I got it! Hungary she's getting in the way of yaoi!!!!!!!!
Hungary: *comes out of no where and starts chasing you with a dark aura surrounding her*
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OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD *sprints faster than the best kid on the cross country team, mixed with italy driving* NOPE
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That will not save you!
Hungary: *appears in front of you with frying pan held out (you know like in the cartoons)*
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*ducks and skids under it, regaining footing and jumping a tree trunk* NOPE.
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Come on!!!!!!
Hungary: You're good.
You are going to give russia his snow angel back whether you want to or not!
Matvey: D-do I-I-I get a-a s-say in t-this?
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Oh, well thank you Elizaveta~~
And matty, I'm saving your posterior.
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No don't listen to her she's getting in the way of yaoi!
Hungary: Which I disapprove of by the way. You don't get in the way of yaoi. *pulls out frying pan*
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FFFF- there's another way to get yaoi than this, you know.
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Hungary: Ya We know there are other ways.
Russia: But this is the funniest way! *he says while holding Matvey who he sneaked out of your arms while you were distracted*
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*kicks russia in the vital regions and grabs matvey* HAHA NOPE *runs*
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Oh FrUking crap.
Hungary: Yeah I'm living before this gets any more bloody.
Russia: *The darkest most frightening aura surrounds him* I want my Matvey back. Now!!
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NYET. *sprints away*
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Russia: *shoots you in the leg*
I think you made russia mad, but only just a little bit.
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*hops on one leg* YOU'LL NEVER TAKE HIM WHILE I'M LIVING.
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Russia: *dark aura somehow gets even darker than before* Then I will kill you, Da!
Russia don't kill a fellow fan!
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*hops as fast as possible, faster than russia running from belarus*
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You know we should really just ask canada if he wants to go with russia.
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I don't feel like him dying. *throws him like a baseball* *flies away*
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Wait you can fly why didn't you tell me!!!!
Russia: *catches Canada* My little snow angel! *hugs him*
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BECAUSE I DIDNT WANNA
I'M SORRY BABUUUUUU *yells to canada*
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Canada: M-M-Mr. R-Russia c-can you l-l-let me go now p-please? *looks up at him while shaking slightly*
Russia: Why would I do that Matvey?! *holds him tighter while petting his hair*
Remember Russia gently you don't want to hurt your snow angel do you now?
Russia: *loosens grip a tiny bit but still pets him* Da, Gently.
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Yeah I think canada is Russia's now soo wanna go get a taco?
Russia: My little snow angel. *carries Canada away while petting him gently*
Canada: U-u-um M-m-mr Russia can y-you tell m-m-m-me where we're g-going?
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*swoops down and snags canada* Hi Russia! Bye, Russia! ^U^
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Aw come on dude I wanted to go get some tacos with you and Matvey wasn't really protesting!
Russia: Why do you keep taking my snow angel from I was being gentle. *puppy dog pout* I should really just kill you like I did America. *evil aura surrounds him again*
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*floats down to russia* you're so cute when you pout. *pats his head and takes off again*
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I admit he is pretty cute when he pouts.
Russia: *evil aura disappears and sits down pulling his knees to his chest* I want my snow angel.
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*sighs and lowers down* *sets matvey down next to russia* ?
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Russia: Yay! I have my snow angel again. *holds canada to his chest as he pets him*
Aww tha was sweet of you so wanna go get some tacos?
Canada: Please M-mr Russia can you s-s-stop petting me?
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careful with him, Ivan. *watches*
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*munching on taco*
Russia: No. I want to pet you so I will Matvey.
Canada: *sighs* I guess it feels nice.
Russia: See!
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And our wonderful story comes to an end how sad.
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I know right
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