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Created using Hero Forge. Which, btw, I just now realized I've been misspelling. I forgot to put the space between Hero and Forge. lol Anyway...
"Holy crap! I've been made in Hero Forge! And such an interesting blend of the various source materials!"
Hey, folks! Ain't this so jive?!
Look who's here with Jyger85!
Since you're all feeling so alive,
Let's start on the whole, y'know, "being dead" thing!
You're doomed, enjoy the singing!
The sword of Damocles is swinging!
And if I hear your backspace clicking,
I'll kill you myself. The whole "being dead" thing!
Death can get a person stressed!
"We should have carpe'd way more diems,
Now we're never gonna see 'em"!
I can show you what comes next,
So don't be freaked! Stay in your seats!
I do this bullshit, like, eight times a week!
So just relax, you'll be fine,
Drink your fifty-dollar wine,
And take a breath!
Welcome to a show about death!
Toss that body in the pit!
"Gosh, it's awful, ain't it tragic?"
Blah, blah, "Bible Jesus" magic!
When you're dead, who gives a shit?
"No pilates, no more yoga"!
"Namaste", you freakin' posers!
From the cradle to cremation,
Death just needs a little conversation!
I have mastered the art, (Dies Irae!)
Of tearing convention apart! (Dies Irae!)
So, how about we all make a start, (Dies Irae!)
On the whole "being dead" thing!
God, I hope you're ready for a show about death!
...So yeah, in a slight departure from what I've been making lately, decided to make Beetlejuice for my dear frie-...Oh wait, you guys aren't my mom. Decided to make Beetlejuice for my lover, Aubree. lol And yeah, I took from various interpretations of the character for this, from the movie, to the cartoon, and mostly the Broadway hit musical...which you probably could tell from the song.