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Published: 2015-06-16 22:39:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 8121; Favourites: 60; Downloads: 5
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Description So yeah.. This. Whatever reaction people have will probably be the same reaction I had when I became aware of the "Shrek is Life, Shrek is love" meme.

         Personally I don't know what to think. However I do think is karma punishment for Shrek making fun of Disney and preventing them from making fairy tale movies for such a long while. Had Shrek not existed at all we could have had Tangled or Frozen come out a few years early than they did, imagine how great that would had been (Jelsa would have never happened if Frozen had come out in 2008) So while I did enjoyed Shrek I'm not exactly feeling bad for it that it's related to a disturbing trend.

                                  Shrek and then Dipper, when are you guys going to give that same treatment to Jack Frost from ROTG?? Already fangirls are writing "Jelsa is love, Jelsa is life", C'mon!! Jack Frost was made for exactly this type of disturbing meme!


As for the story, it might be weird to some people but it's a take on the movie "Wes Craven's New Nightmare"  www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV8za5… where an evil spirit haunts the production of the new Freddy Krueger movie (it's a movie within a movie) and the only way it can be stop is by making a new movie and for the lead actress to stop him. Apply this to Dreamworks and who better than to haunt them than the one that build Dreamworks, Shrek! Put William Joyce in the role because if there's anybody who was challenging Shrek and replacing it as Dreamwork's favorite it was ROTG. It didn't became a hit but seeing how fangirls want a Jack Frost movie (screw the other Guardians) chances that evil Shrek would most likely go after the ROTG production crew to finish them off before they manage to make something new for DW other than a Shrek movie.
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HomestarRunguy [2017-05-09 03:58:54 +0000 UTC]

get shrekt

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TD-Camper [2015-07-07 05:25:04 +0000 UTC]

oh shit, someone's getting raped

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