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a/n: beware ooc Norway, minor cursing, and hilarity with the APH Nordics
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It was a peaceful day in Northern Europe; Tino was playing with Hanatamago, Matthias was lazing on the couch, Berwald was pushing Matthias's legs off of his lap, while trying to read the paper, and Lukas and Emil.....

"WAIT!! ICE, I JUST REALIZED YOU NEVER LEARNED HOW TO RIDE A BIKE!!" Lukas uncharacteristically cried out in dumbfound realization. Hastily getting up from his spot in a chair, he speed-walked across the living room.

"It's okay," Emil eyed his brother carefully, also keeping an eye on his video game. Suddenly, his view was blocked by a pair of legs. Lukas stood in front of the television, blocking Emil's view of an attack of dragons. Emil groaned as his fort was wiped out and his village burned to the ground. Begrudgingly, Emil looked up at his annoying older brother, glaring daggers into his soul.

"NO NO NO!! NO! I'M YOUR BIG BROTHER! I MUST MAKE SURE YOU COMPLETE THIS MILESTONE!!" Lukas ignored his little brother's pout and cute, tomato-red face. Grabbing his younger brother, he yanked him to his feet.

Emil screeched, trying to desperately to free his arm from his brother's strong grip. "nO!! IT'S OKAY!!"

This did not deter Lukas in the slightest. He continued to pull his brother outside and to the garage saying, "COME, COME, COME!! I'LL GET THE BIKE!!"

"NO! DON'T TOUCH ME, D*MMIT!!"

In no time at all, Lukas had pulled out one of the many bikes the five Nordics owned. Setting a protesting Emil on the seat of the bike, he slowly pushed him onto the street. Once out on the street, however, was when the real "fun" began. Oh, brotherly love - how precious it is.

As Lukas continued pushing Emil, he gradually gained speed, charging down the street, ignoring Emil's desperate cries of "Stop!!" and "Lukas!! I'll call you "big brother!!" Just let me goooo!!!!"

Emil's screams caused Mathias and Berwald to stop their lazy Sunday afternoon activities and to come outside to see what all the commotion was about. Looking on in shock, the two Scandinavians stared in horror at the speed Lukas was pushing Emil!

"Are you seeing this, Denmark?" Berwald asked.

"Norge is the worst teacher I have ever seen." Matthias, otherwise known as "Denmark," facepalmed and watched through his fingers as the Norwegian, also known as "Norge" or "Norway," embarrassed the entirety of Northern Europe.

Berwald continued, "He dragged the troll to the bike and just flung them down the road. I don't think that's how you teach someone how to ride a bike."

Matthias hid his face in shame of his Norwegian friend, moaning out in despair, "He's pushing Iceland and the bike at twenty miles an hour yelling, "CHILD DEVELOPEMENT!!!" "

Both men raised their eyebrows, watching horrified as Lukas let go of the bike and Emil, also known as "Iceland," screeched at a seemingly inhuman pitch! Berwald muttered to himself, "I didn't think Iceland could scream so high."

"NORGE JUST LET GO OF THE BIKE YELLING "MILESTONE COMPLETE!!" THE BIKE IS GOING A HUNDRED MILES AN HOUR SHOULD WE SAVE ICELAND?????"

Too late.

"Ooooooh!~ That wall should not have been there." Berwald cringed as he and Matthias watched Emil crash into the brick wall of a neighboring house.

Matthias cringed in sync with Berwald and quickly looked away. "Poor Iceland."

Now, where was Tino when all this went down? Buzz! Buzz! Berwald pulled out his vibrating cell phone, tapping a message from Tino.

[text] WHY IS NORWAY TRYING TO KILL ICELAND

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a/n: beware ooc Norway, minor cursing, and hilarity with the APH Nordics
--
It was a peaceful day in Northern Europe; Tino was playing with Hanatamago, Matthias was lazing on the couch, Berwald was pushing Matthias's legs off of his lap, while trying to read the paper, and Lukas and Emil.....

"WAIT!! ICE, I JUST REALIZED YOU NEVER LEARNED HOW TO RIDE A BIKE!!" Lukas uncharacteristically cried out in dumbfound realization. Hastily getting up from his spot in a chair, he speed-walked across the living room.

"It's okay," Emil eyed his brother carefully, also keeping an eye on his video game. Suddenly, his view was blocked by a pair of legs. Lukas stood in front of the television, blocking Emil's view of an attack of dragons. Emil groaned as his fort was wiped out and his village burned to the ground. Begrudgingly, Emil looked up at his annoying older brother, glaring daggers into his soul.

"NO NO NO!! NO! I'M YOUR BIG BROTHER! I MUST MAKE SURE YOU COMPLETE THIS MILESTONE!!" Lukas ignored his little brother's pout and cute, tomato-red face. Grabbing his younger brother, he yanked him to his feet.

Emil screeched, trying to desperately to free his arm from his brother's strong grip. "nO!! IT'S OKAY!!"

This did not deter Lukas in the slightest. He continued to pull his brother outside and to the garage saying, "COME, COME, COME!! I'LL GET THE BIKE!!"

"NO! DON'T TOUCH ME, D*MMIT!!"

In no time at all, Lukas had pulled out one of the many bikes the five Nordics owned. Setting a protesting Emil on the seat of the bike, he slowly pushed him onto the street. Once out on the street, however, was when the real "fun" began. Oh, brotherly love - how precious it is.

As Lukas continued pushing Emil, he gradually gained speed, charging down the street, ignoring Emil's desperate cries of "Stop!!" and "Lukas!! I'll call you "big brother!!" Just let me goooo!!!!"

Emil's screams caused Mathias and Berwald to stop their lazy Sunday afternoon activities and to come outside to see what all the commotion was about. Looking on in shock, the two Scandinavians stared in horror at the speed Lukas was pushing Emil!

"Are you seeing this, Denmark?" Berwald asked.

"Norge is the worst teacher I have ever seen." Matthias, otherwise known as "Denmark," facepalmed and watched through his fingers as the Norwegian, also known as "Norge" or "Norway," embarrassed the entirety of Northern Europe.

Berwald continued, "He dragged the troll to the bike and just flung them down the road. I don't think that's how you teach someone how to ride a bike."

Matthias hid his face in shame of his Norwegian friend, moaning out in despair, "He's pushing Iceland and the bike at twenty miles an hour yelling, "CHILD DEVELOPEMENT!!!" "

Both men raised their eyebrows, watching horrified as Lukas let go of the bike and Emil, also known as "Iceland," screeched at a seemingly inhuman pitch! Berwald muttered to himself, "I didn't think Iceland could scream so high."

"NORGE JUST LET GO OF THE BIKE YELLING "MILESTONE COMPLETE!!" THE BIKE IS GOING A HUNDRED MILES AN HOUR SHOULD WE SAVE ICELAND?????"

Too late.

"Ooooooh!~ That wall should not have been there." Berwald cringed as he and Matthias watched Emil crash into the brick wall of a neighboring house.

Matthias cringed in sync with Berwald and quickly looked away. "Poor Iceland."

Now, where was Tino when all this went down? Buzz! Buzz! Berwald pulled out his vibrating cell phone, tapping a message from Tino.

[text] WHY IS NORWAY TRYING TO KILL ICELAND