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Description I get a fair few emails and messages asking for tips or advice on how to draw.
There's only ever one response that I give and that's "practice". With each stroke of the pen you get better at using it and your own personal style and method becomes that bit more honed. Even if the final result of the image on which you are currently working does not turn out to be a masterpiece; the effort of its production will certainly not have been in vain. You'll have exercised a technique and gained a little experience.

I'll be the first to admit there are a great many faults with my own methods, but I stick to my own advice and keep working at it, often posting the results here.

Does bring out the cretins, though.

"WTF is this? Learn to anatomy!"

Yes, nothing makes me feel more superior than a troll with no grasp of grammar.
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Herhelyda [2016-12-05 18:43:33 +0000 UTC]

Ahaha !

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PenultimateN [2015-07-05 17:19:14 +0000 UTC]

Badly proportioned anatomy is excusable if the picture looks good at the end, imho

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rachjackson [2015-04-06 18:45:30 +0000 UTC]

Bwahahaha, I love fucking with trolls by completely agreeing with them.

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leon-xxx [2014-06-20 15:32:55 +0000 UTC]

ah...that guy is dick...XDDDD

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Thorraxe In reply to leon-xxx [2015-02-25 05:01:50 +0000 UTC]

Yeah he is.

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elsevilla [2014-05-16 17:05:47 +0000 UTC]

I get this all the time, like if im doing mistakes on purpose.

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mightywardog [2013-10-20 20:02:21 +0000 UTC]

cartoons are suppose to be exaggerated, if this guy wanted proper anatomy, he should have gone to a museum and looked up greek sculpture

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HPDre [2013-09-17 07:14:11 +0000 UTC]

I enjoy your art and I don't really care if you are drawing people (or "people" or whatever) "wrong."

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Jester-of-the-Clown [2013-08-18 01:49:49 +0000 UTC]

So I'm guessing the troll's a "dildo" of some sort?

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mckenmic [2013-04-20 23:07:55 +0000 UTC]

rofl

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WindDrifter [2012-10-15 16:50:23 +0000 UTC]

I love the rage face in the last panel.

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sebek22 [2012-09-16 06:37:09 +0000 UTC]

Is it just me or did you manage to capture the dick-like anatomy of a troll perfectly

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Jester-of-the-Clown [2012-09-14 01:53:38 +0000 UTC]

My suggestion? Do life drawing. You'll fucking love it.

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OtherGender [2012-08-25 00:59:53 +0000 UTC]

anatomy's not too important unless it's high ground. It's not a bad thing, though. It never should be.

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wallymyiguana [2012-06-14 02:25:03 +0000 UTC]

i get it..... he's a d*ck-head!

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samutaikaj In reply to wallymyiguana [2012-08-08 20:19:51 +0000 UTC]

i thougt he was a tampong head and im not trolling that was the first thing a got too think of when i saw it (0.o)

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Voidsie In reply to samutaikaj [2012-09-14 20:26:31 +0000 UTC]

i thought he was supposed to be a sex toy xD

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samutaikaj In reply to Voidsie [2012-12-08 15:13:14 +0000 UTC]

dude........ no

dont give me sutch thought
fuck it, iยดll stop remembering it the easy way

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Voidsie In reply to samutaikaj [2012-12-11 12:30:33 +0000 UTC]

umm..okay?

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samutaikaj In reply to Voidsie [2013-04-08 20:09:55 +0000 UTC]

aaa thats better i dont even remember why i wrote that let see....oh right...click..click

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mckenmic [2012-05-11 17:25:48 +0000 UTC]

lol

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thegoodsamaritan [2012-04-15 23:43:38 +0000 UTC]

You draw cartoons- since when is that a medium that requires realism?

I agree with the "practice" comment- like any muscle or skill, drawing has to be trained. I'm still learning myself, but I'm improving.

But aside from all of that rambling, this is pretty funny.

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MarikBentusi In reply to thegoodsamaritan [2012-04-17 20:19:51 +0000 UTC]

Cartoons are a sliding scale of abstraction from realism, some styles take more hints from realism than others. Thus it's always a good thing to know how to draw realism as a starting point so you can stay flexible.

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thegoodsamaritan In reply to MarikBentusi [2012-04-18 01:18:27 +0000 UTC]

Well, yeah, I get that. But there's nothing wrong with making things more stylistic than usual.

But I get what you're saying, anyhow.

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philipino93 [2012-03-21 02:48:43 +0000 UTC]

I respect you even more now (p.s. I just had to spam your page one more time. Sorry)

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Stookam [2012-03-18 17:35:18 +0000 UTC]

Truer words have never been spoken, in both cases.

I wonder if it's just blindly following human nature that makes trolls behave the way they do, or if there's actually something wrong with them upstairs.

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dark-klawd [2012-01-11 00:38:10 +0000 UTC]

Words of wisdom..... screw anatomy I say -_- makes drawings too serious.

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Cow-In-A-Keyhole [2011-12-11 02:05:43 +0000 UTC]

Riiiight. You draw comic chicks with breasts and hips making up two thirds of their body and with a waist the thickness of their neck. Still, people assume you're just bad at drawing, instead of of thinking of the possibility that you're not really trying to be realistic. That's just sad.

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SwedenSpeedway [2011-10-26 06:56:41 +0000 UTC]

So fucking true xD

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Ultraviolet-Oasis [2011-10-02 18:29:36 +0000 UTC]

I do believe that the perfect comeback for any critic is, "Well then, let's see your work; shall we?"

Oddly enough, they who are most critical are the most likely to have not produced anything.

Myself, I produce such crap that it can't be criticized... there's nowhere to go with a critique.

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veiwer13 [2011-08-12 04:19:48 +0000 UTC]

can work two ways

1)they think you're answering their question, and don't get the hurt reaction they wanted and/or 2)they realize a while later that you could have been treating them as a dog [such as "no boy! bad! do not rant to anyone but yourself!"]

or i'm just thinking about this wrong/too much

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4madeus [2011-07-13 15:13:33 +0000 UTC]

I'll keeep this response in mind the next time some doof decides to lecture me about anatomy.

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Cutter9792 [2011-07-11 17:01:05 +0000 UTC]

I'm like this to myself. I don't draw as much as I should because I'm so shit at perspective and backgrounds.

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aereonphoenix [2011-07-05 13:56:31 +0000 UTC]

LMAO
Who gives a rats arse, your art work is fantastic and if they don't like it THEN WHY LOOK AT IT! ITS CALLED A EXIT BUTTON! dumb arses. Besides if everyone had the same style art would be extremely boring and be an expression of conformity and not self expression.

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cosmosgrl19 In reply to aereonphoenix [2011-12-28 23:14:35 +0000 UTC]

damn straight!

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JohnTheTvMan [2011-06-15 22:29:58 +0000 UTC]

Keep doing what you do,sir.

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meykeru-sensei In reply to JohnTheTvMan [2011-06-25 22:04:48 +0000 UTC]

Can i get an AMEN?

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JohnTheTvMan In reply to meykeru-sensei [2011-06-25 23:28:46 +0000 UTC]

-old,black man in the background-AMEN,BROTHER!

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mgbeers2009 [2011-05-20 19:40:53 +0000 UTC]

I love that! Can you truly be a troll if you post grammatically correct sentences?

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Super-Visor [2011-04-27 03:07:39 +0000 UTC]

Dick head.
Literally, it's a dick-head just look at it! haha

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Desuno [2011-04-15 22:48:17 +0000 UTC]

I find your depiction of the Troll agreeable. Well depicted, sir!

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AlexEvansArt [2011-04-13 17:29:04 +0000 UTC]

ahhhh grammar just gets in the way of angry and spitefull comments

oh well
too bad people dont always use the backspace button and think about what harsh things they are communicating before they take the time to type spitefull things

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vincent-h-nguyen [2011-04-11 21:29:45 +0000 UTC]

LOL! wow that troll is trying his best to annoy him and that didn't phase the guy. XD

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misteroverlord [2011-04-10 19:19:40 +0000 UTC]

Those who can't, criticise.

You only find the dozens of hate mails you get if you wade through a sea of positive reviews.

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hmsnike [2011-03-24 04:12:05 +0000 UTC]

The one and only solution to Trolls.

Ignore them.

For they do not listen to rational discourse and angry retorts will only result in hypocritical claims that YOU are the troll - which they will report to their pet moderators. Thus, the solution is to not even acknowledge them.

Well done, sir.

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Homopsycho [2011-03-07 20:46:28 +0000 UTC]

Haha! Great sense of humor...no sarcasism intended.

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megafrog [2011-02-13 23:53:26 +0000 UTC]

if other fans love it, who cares

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vladplasmes In reply to megafrog [2011-03-01 23:33:47 +0000 UTC]

exactly.

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Turaziel [2011-02-13 19:49:39 +0000 UTC]

would it be missing the point to point out the troll has a pointy head?

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jclv In reply to Turaziel [2011-02-20 23:57:01 +0000 UTC]

Trolls & dildos both have pointy heads.

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