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Description You probably have to be asian to understand what's going on here (or, as hinan0 suggests, "a crazy anime dork")

I certainly hope all of you have had experience with cleaning the dirt out of a mouse - if not, I feel awful old. Anyhow, the tool she's using in this picture is a wooden stick thing that's typically used to clean earwax out of a person's ear.

I'm still at home, so I'm using one of these accursed ball-mice, which is half the reason I made this deviation. The other half would be due to nasal congestion which seems to be backing up into my ear canals and causing itchiness. Aaaaack! *itchy itchy itchy* This piece happens to be my first try on openCanvas, which I downloaded just today. I miss Flash terribly. And my optical mouse. This took me about 5-6 hours to finish, I reckon. I kinda like the Honey & Clover look that came out, though.

And upon looking over the finished product, I realize that the ear-cleaning device is HUGE, and other subtle irregularities which I won't bring up so you can enjoy the picture. T_T

*cleans mouse*
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Comments: 194

ThePermanentCrayon [2015-06-29 20:35:59 +0000 UTC]

Q-tip.its called a Q-tip.or a cotton swab.hehe swab is such a weird word.hehehe ^-^

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deepdarksleep [2012-08-26 00:24:53 +0000 UTC]

I miss my ball mouse.

Every time my hand aches, I remember how it was perfectly ergonomical for righties (none of this symmetrical politically correct design)

Every time I'm being nommed on from behind by a monster in a first person RPG, I remember how I used to lift it up and send the ball spinning wildly to do a 180 in 0.2 seconds.

Every time I'm waiting for my scrolling to slowly highlight a folder of 10000 files or a tower of text, I remember how I could keep ratcheting the scroll speed up towards infinity by rolling it on the mousepad in the same direction repeatedly.

Every time my optical mouse gets jittery and the pointer's movements bear little resemblance to my inputs, it's due to quirks of lighting, and I remember how it used to be because of dirt, and I could just clean it out and fix the problem.

Every time one of these things happen, I wonder if our progress since 1995 has truly been worth it.

I miss my ball mouse.

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JohnSu In reply to deepdarksleep [2012-09-07 02:39:40 +0000 UTC]

A+

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thesillysock [2012-06-09 18:47:46 +0000 UTC]

Dude I'm 17 and I know what you're talking about. Ball mice aren't THAT old.

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TakeALeap [2011-05-30 11:11:16 +0000 UTC]

lol I know what you're talking about.

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JitenshaSW [2011-03-01 02:42:09 +0000 UTC]

I knew that was an ear cleaner and I'm not Asian and very rarely watch anime D: Oh no I'm a freak of nature!!!

I love your mini girls Johnsu

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darklegacy08 [2010-02-01 03:14:10 +0000 UTC]

u said u wouldnt mention subtle iregularities so i had to look for one... her left hand is missing a pinky... oh well... LOVE ALL UR ART

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JohnSu In reply to darklegacy08 [2010-02-01 17:10:21 +0000 UTC]

No, it's there. That is not the side of her hand.

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ThinkMooInc [2009-08-21 19:33:48 +0000 UTC]

My laser mouse is even worse than my old ball mouse. I love cleaning those things, anyways. It gives me something to blame.
...
But I always used a toothpick. Perhaps that's because we never had those things on hand.

But, it's a lovely piece of work. Keep it up, your stuff always makes me smile.

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Jackily [2009-04-19 10:17:31 +0000 UTC]

oh, I still have the mouse with the ball! XDD

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fixinman [2009-02-12 04:07:01 +0000 UTC]

I used a toothpick to scrape off the dirt.

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frozen-4ever-in-time [2009-01-11 21:46:44 +0000 UTC]

HOLY POOPS!
I have that fluffy pick-thing.
But i use it for my cat ears :3

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causticgit [2009-01-03 09:01:42 +0000 UTC]

I have a trackball. Can I hire her?

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JohnSu In reply to causticgit [2009-01-06 21:54:36 +0000 UTC]

Will you pay for her air fare?

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causticgit In reply to JohnSu [2009-01-13 02:07:50 +0000 UTC]

Is Media Mail ok? I'm sure I can pass her off as a dictionary or something...

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JohnSu In reply to causticgit [2009-01-13 07:39:29 +0000 UTC]

As a regular human, she is regular human-sized. It is the mouse that is large.

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causticgit In reply to JohnSu [2009-01-15 22:51:11 +0000 UTC]

Oh dear, I don't think her jumbo q-tip will fit in my trackball... I will be sure to recommend her services to the next computer-literate giant I come across. (SOMEONE must still be using Colossus and the other big oldies...)

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JohnSu In reply to causticgit [2009-01-15 22:55:22 +0000 UTC]

Your recommendations are much appreciated.

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jaysica [2008-12-28 06:31:35 +0000 UTC]

hehe i remember cleaning my mouse!:3 i hates it!!D8 god it was anoying cuz my mouse got dirty like all the time! i mean i do enjoy taking out the dust though!X3 but i guess what bothers me is opening the thing! lol (i cleaned with my fingers lolD8) but now i have the non ball mouse so no more cleaning!

btw i like how you made the mouse so huge!! its so cute!

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boomspeed [2008-12-02 09:55:30 +0000 UTC]

Ahh, the days of serial port annoyingness and unresponsive, skittish cursoring.

How I don't miss thee.

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Aloya-Green [2008-11-08 17:51:08 +0000 UTC]

I hate cleaning the dirt out of my mouse... I have a trackball mouse, so it's like one of those really early mouses where dirt gets caught in it all the time. I have to clean it every day pretty much, because if I don't the cursor won't move where I want it to.

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TheInsaneFaerie [2008-07-13 21:50:29 +0000 UTC]

I just remembered that I should probably do this.

*grabs some q-tips*

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Tide9 [2008-07-12 15:33:26 +0000 UTC]

Good job! Soo Boo-Tea-Full!

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ShinjitsuShomei [2008-06-19 03:49:21 +0000 UTC]

ah yes.. the cleaning. I put it off for as long as possible.

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Dacendaran [2008-05-19 23:47:01 +0000 UTC]

I must be a crazy anime dork then! Cuz I totally got this before I read the info! let's drink to that! Kanpai!

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Hanada-chan [2008-05-18 02:22:16 +0000 UTC]

I gets it....

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dalgi [2008-05-12 03:25:25 +0000 UTC]

honey and clover x3

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Okam-Fan [2008-01-19 03:58:23 +0000 UTC]

hopefully mine uses laser yay me

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xSamaeldarkx [2007-12-01 04:45:06 +0000 UTC]

cleaning those things was kind of difficult..I still keep a few on a drawer somewhere

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KimSu123 [2007-11-25 04:44:39 +0000 UTC]

lol...i have same ear pick~

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Raja-Ulat [2007-11-04 07:32:08 +0000 UTC]

Awesome work! b^_0-
Makes me feel sort of envious of the mouse though.

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The-Bongmaster [2007-11-02 16:44:13 +0000 UTC]

I haven't had to clean a ball mouse in a long time

i used to totally take them apart to do it properly :3 even my friends got me to clean their mice (i was always thorough )

I. so glad i went optical tho :S cos photoshop is not forgiving on ball mice :S making me draw the same line over and over :S and sticking at the worst possible time.. arg :S

i got something like that ear thingy somewhere.. its metal tho so i have to be carefull with it, no fluffy bit tho (whatever thats for)

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Nitsen-Nightsang [2007-10-26 01:28:24 +0000 UTC]

wow,...O^QTT^TT
i still remember when i waz small i use to ask my mom or my dad to clean my ears all the time...
you might wonder why a stranger is saying this to u
but
i really miss the old time...
thanx for bringing this up,..
(in the memmory of my mom's ear cleaning technic)

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croix-kun [2007-10-20 14:23:42 +0000 UTC]

the embarassing thing is i had to get my mom to explain why only asians would get it ._."

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Aisling-M [2007-10-14 22:04:32 +0000 UTC]

You know what worse then cleaning your mouse out? Working in photoshop with a dirty mouse at school. Dirty mice screw with photoshop terribly... and you can't clean school mice cause they like superglue them in or something.

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gath88 [2007-10-04 15:06:53 +0000 UTC]

Nice. Cleaning mouses is suck a pain, but thank God for laser mice

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gwhoosh [2007-09-20 00:54:49 +0000 UTC]

Oh man I used to *love* cleaning out the mouse, but I used tweezers. I thought it was so fun. But now I just have optical mice

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cookieRulez [2007-09-08 03:55:17 +0000 UTC]

I used to be afraid of those wooden sticks... I hated them >.<;
But now I use cotton ones ^_^

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kisakinosuki [2007-09-04 20:50:42 +0000 UTC]

Dad: sweetie why is the mouse broken?

Me: because JohnSu told me I could clean a mouse by taking it apart...

Dad: oh okay^^
~
that's gonna be my excuse for eveything now^^

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JohnSu In reply to kisakinosuki [2007-09-04 21:59:12 +0000 UTC]

I didn't done it, I says!

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kisakinosuki In reply to JohnSu [2007-09-14 00:06:19 +0000 UTC]

LOL!! Naw I didn't break it but I figured out by taking the ball out the mouse no longer works so I took the ball out after my mom wouldn't give me the computer and kept it until she gave it back^^ she DID say I could have the comp. 8hrs before that....

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darkheart94 [2007-08-20 18:09:20 +0000 UTC]

i believe the term for "ball mouse" is actually "trackball". i have one. it works great, but its a pain in the ass to draw w/

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JohnSu In reply to darkheart94 [2007-08-20 20:33:31 +0000 UTC]

Naw, trackball and the balled mouse I have in mind are different.

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darkheart94 In reply to JohnSu [2007-08-21 01:49:18 +0000 UTC]

i see the error of my ways.


i guess THIS is why my my friends call me an idiot -_-"

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tearra [2007-08-17 01:02:57 +0000 UTC]

I'm not sure why you would have to be Asian... I'm always cleaning out my old ball mouse, too.

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JohnSu In reply to tearra [2007-08-17 02:46:21 +0000 UTC]

Nonono, it's the ear cleaning device, not the mouse.

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tearra In reply to JohnSu [2007-08-17 13:00:18 +0000 UTC]

Ohhhh...

...

There are Q-tips in the US, too...

I'm still confused... I'm sorry.

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JohnSu In reply to tearra [2007-08-17 15:13:20 +0000 UTC]

The thing is, it's not a Q-tip. It's a wooden stick with a "hook" at one end and a thing like a dandelion fuzz on the other.

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tearra In reply to JohnSu [2007-08-17 20:24:57 +0000 UTC]

Oh! I didn't know that! A hook, really? Why would you stick a hook in your ear? How odd...

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KimSu123 In reply to tearra [2007-11-25 04:46:45 +0000 UTC]

its an ear pick....u kinda spoon out the earwax from your ear. i has da same one lol

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